"Does Kaguya-sama, the young lady, have trouble confessing her love? Come on, repeat after me: 'President, I love you so much, I want to have your babies!'"

"Is the world distorted in Hachiman's eyes? No problem, I'll straighten it out for you, and show you what real society is like."

"Eri, are you tearing up your artwork again? Stop tearing it up, give it to me, I'll help you put it up for auction in the clinic lobby, the title will be 'The Incompetent Rage of a Loser'."

As Tokyo's most mysterious psychiatrist, I am dedicated to curing the "minor ailments" that anime protagonists are "destined" to have.

What? You're saying there's something wrong with my treatment method?

No, I'm just helping them break free from that damn script and live their true selves!

This novel will be available for purchase starting July 28th, beginning with Chapter 23, with 10,000 words on the first day. [This is purely for entertainment and fun; please don't take it seriously.] My completed novel, "I Really Don't Want to Fall in Love with the Female Supporting Character," is available in my quick transmigration sweet romance novel column. Synopsis: [The male lead is the white moonlight, the female lead is a CEO, and the third female lead (Shi Ji) transmigrates into the book] A crazy painter × a CEO with a split personality. Xu Linqiu unexpectedly discovers that her best friend has thrown away a notebook she's always treasured. Opening it, she finds it's a novel manuscript. However, all the characters in it are people from her life. This is a novel about a real and fake heiress in the entertainment industry. In it, the girl next door, Yi Chenqing, is the main villain, committing countless evil deeds. Xu Linqiu, in her youth, had a passionate love affair with Yi Chenqing, but ultimately drowned, directly becoming the catalyst for her descent into darkness. Xu Linqiu doesn't take it seriously; after all, apart from childhood, she hasn't had much interaction with her sister. After all, a sister is always a sister. Several years later, she returned to China, only to fall head over heels for someone at an entertainment venue, spending a night with him. The man was passionate, calling himself Xiao Hong, an orphan, all alone. Later, at a large social gathering, she met her long-lost neighbor, Yi Chenqing. He was impeccably dressed in a suit, his eyes cool and aloof, exuding the domineering aura of a CEO. If only he didn't look exactly like Xiao Hong. Xu Linqiu awkwardly greeted her surviving uncle and aunt, only to learn that Yi Chenqing suffered from dissociative identity disorder and had forgotten her. To find out the cause of her sister's illness and help her treat it, she was asked by the Yi family to marry him, concealing the truth. On their wedding night, Yi Chenqing looked at her indifferently: "Although..."

[You have successfully contained a Tier 4 'Hellhound', Ash Points +1000! Gained the ability 'Soul Harvest'!]

Xu Yuan looked at the little black pine dog that kept rubbing against his feet and fell into deep thought.

[You are invincible! You have successfully purified the 'Tier 6 Pollution Source - Explosion Three Stars', earning 3000 Wasteland Points and the resource 'Advanced Source Energy Crystal'!]

Xu Yuan looked at the shattered phone he had found and suddenly felt it getting hot to the touch. The system said, "This thing can actually blow up three planets?!"

[Your great compassion has bestowed resources upon the wasteland inhabitants, ensuring their happy and prosperous lives. Wasteland Points +5000! The territory has acquired the defensive weapon 'Prism Tower'!]

Xu Yuan looked at the company employees who had just received their salaries and were grinning from ear to ear, and wondered: "Wasteland citizens?"

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Jimmy is reborn as a Chinese American, an FBI undercover agent bound to an outrageous entrepreneur system, gradually transforming his business into a publicly listed company. The FBI assigns a task: "Boss, wait a moment, I need to hold a pre-employment briefing for the guesthouse girl!" (Reward: Points + US dollars) The boss wants to get things done? "Brothers, pack up your gear, deliver these packages first, and get the positive reviews flowing." (System: $50,000 credited) His FBI superior is exasperated: "I sent you undercover, who told you to become a corporate role model?" The boss wants to yell: "My subordinate Jimmy has a fearsome reputation, and you're chopping vegetables in the kitchen?" Jimmy: I didn't want to either! The system forces me to get rich quick; instead of living on the edge every day, I'd rather make money and go public.

1. In Misplaced White Moonlight, Chi Yi and Jian Qing went through hardship together in childhood. When they became adults, Chi Yi sought out Jian Qing to repay the kindness, only to have Jian Qing’s biological daughter from her lazy, ignorant adoptive parents impersonate her.

Xie Shaojun is playing the role of this vicious fake.

As the stand-in, Xie Shaojun’s daily routine is: permed bob, heavy makeup. Everyone says she’s a streetwise slacker “big sister” type.

Meanwhile, Chi Yi, eldest daughter of the richest Chi family, is dazzling, intelligent, disciplined, loaded with money — a publicly acknowledged goddess.

Two people who should have nothing to do with each other are brought together by the plot.

For two years, Chi Yi helps Xie Shaojun break bad habits and tutors her so she can get into university. No matter how rebellious Shaojun is, Chi Yi never abandons her. Moved by her unrelenting patience and tenderness, Shaojun falls in love with Chi Yi.

The plot then runs wild: Shaojun works hard to get into Southern University, striving to become the kind of person Chi Yi likes. She even forgets her identity as a “task taker,” and right after graduation, they get a marriage certificate.

Then, one month later, Jian Qing returns from studying abroad.

When the truth comes out, Chi Yi coldly tells Shaojun that all her kindness stemmed from their shared childhood salvation. Even if Shaojun, now an adult, was morally bankrupt, she still would have reached out her hand. Chi Yi looks at Shaojun like a stranger.

“Do you have anything to say for yourself?”

In her head, the system says: [A vicious supporting character should act like a vicious supporting character.]

Waking up to reality, Shaojun crosses her legs with zero remorse: “Nope. I’m just jealous of her.”

“You’re beyond saving,” Chi Yi says with disappointment.

Shaojun shrugs carelessly: “Mm. I’m vicious to the bone!”

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2. After the truth of the impersonation spreads, everyone calls Shaojun a marriage scammer, selfish and self-serving. Even her parents, Father Xie and Mother Xie, are utterly disappointed, saying they’ll kick her out.

At this point in the plot, Shaojun is simply waiting for a divorce agreement so she can exit peacefully.

One day, two days, half a month… no divorce papers from Chi Yi.

One day she runs into Chi Yi, who asks, “Regret it?”

Shaojun glances at Jian Qing behind her and smiles lazily at Chi Yi: “Why would I? Baby, seeing you run in circles from my tricks only excites me.”

Chi Yi narrows her eyes, knocks Shaojun’s hand away with force, and the next day they finalize the divorce.

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3. Half a month later, Xie Shaojun dies of cancer — and before her death, she donates a kidney to Jian Qing.

After her death, everyone begins to repent.

But no one knows — she didn’t actually die. She was reborn.

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Bold Warnings:

1. Xie Shaojun did not scam a marriage! The one who truly shared hardships with Chi Yi has always been Shaojun. Chi Yi doesn’t like Jian Qing; she has always loved Shaojun. She’s just bad at saying it. Double first love, HE.

2. This is a foreshadowing-heavy story. If I reveal all the setups from the start, there’s no point in reading. It’s a “crematorium” plot (angst before reconciliation), so there will naturally be a lot of controversy. The author will not be swayed by the comment section — otherwise the fire won’t burn. It’s not pure angst, not pure satisfaction.

No story coaching accepted.

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Tags: Urban, Prestigious Families, Lovers Reunited, Industry Elites, Transmigration

Main POV: Xie Shaojun interacting with Chi Yi

One-line summary: After I died, everyone began to repent (GL)

Theme: No matter what kind of environment you’re in, if you hold onto your bottom line and kindness, you can still make the best of your life.

[Virtual Online Game + No System + Lone Wolf + Comedy + Competition + Scavenging + Single Female Lead + Decisive Killing + Bug-Level Talent]

Forced by the pressures of real life, Yu Xiao chose to enter the world of "Myriad Realms" and become a gold-farming player.

Yu Xiao, who thought the start would be difficult, got a lucky draw when creating his game character and was fortunate enough to obtain a bug-level talent.

Ultimate Sublimation (Unique):

Talent Quality: Unknown

Talent Level: Cannot be increased

Talent effect:

Passive: Any item acquired will be forcibly upgraded, increasing its quality by one level. (This passive effect can only be triggered once per target!)

Active: Casts Ascension on a designated target, elevating it to the highest possible quality in the current instance world, regardless of its original quality! (Only one Ascension can be cast on the same target.)

Daily usage limit for active effects: 3/3

...

Having gained a talent, Yu Xiao suddenly had a brilliant idea and used its active effect, unexpectedly succeeding in upgrading it...

In the Heisei era, as people gathered outside the bookstore, fervent fans, clutching the latest issue of Weekly Shonen Jump, debated the iconic figure of the brilliant Showa era. "Takehiko Inoue, who ignited a basketball craze across Asia; *Slam Dunk* influenced an entire generation." "For mainstream success, it has to be Akira Toriyama, the pinnacle of shonen manga, who created *Dragon Ball*." "This topic can't forget Tsukasa Hojo, a representative of realistic manga; *Cat's Eye* and *City Hunter* pioneered the 'urban thief' genre..." "Then... what should this person be considered?" A young boy timidly raised his hand, pointing to the man on the bookstore wall poster. Suddenly, thunder roared, and in an instant, dark clouds blanketed the earth... Everyone looked on in astonishment. The bookstore owner stepped out, gazing at the gloomy sky: "That's the shadow that looms over the entire Showa era!" Eiichiro Oda's close friend, Masashi Kishimoto's mentor, a new generation of manga god comparable to Osamu Tezuka—Satoru Akiyama! —Save money version: Reborn in the bubble era of 1994, starting as an apprentice, I gradually became a top comic artist and even a leader in ACG culture worldwide, beginning with "Young Magazine".

Qin Ye, who is terminally ill with only two months to live, encounters a hacker who claims to be a "god" when the virtual reality game "Stellaris" launches.

The deity said that as long as he worked hard to increase his popularity, he could survive.

Desperate, Qin Ye had no choice but to believe it, and then a system was implanted in his mind, turning him into an NPC in the game.

Issue quests to players, guide them through further parts of the story, and provide them with more benefits...

I'm giving half of my fortune to the players. Can other NPCs do that?

"With such high popularity, why am I still not cured?"

[The host's body is recovering; please keep up the good work.]

"You haven't given me the medication, and you haven't had the surgery. Are you kidding me?"

Feeling deeply deceived, Qin Ye angrily slammed his fist on the table.

He watched as he punched through the floor in the real world, and fell into deep thought...

"Wait a minute, shouldn't you magical girls use your verbal skills first before switching to your light cannons?!" "Reasoning? You're not worthy to hear it." "Then...aren't you curious why I did this?!" "You can tell me slowly when you get to the King of Hell; I'm just responsible for getting you there." "Why don't you try to influence me? I know information about Momiji; if you ask patiently, perhaps I'll..." Seeing the magical girl put down her magic sword, the calamity beast, newly arrived, finally breathed a sigh of relief. "Uh, what does 'three fingers' mean? Can you explain it in three sentences?" "No, it means I'll finish you off in three seconds." — In the fifteenth year of the New Calendar, the calamity beast, which should have been wiped out, reappeared. To cope with the new crisis, Cangdu established a new department, the Disaster Logistics Bureau. Meanwhile, in another corner of the city, Liang Luo, a recent college graduate, because...

After becoming a beautiful girl, Su Youli wanted to be a virtual anchor and make a lot of money by lying behind a suit.

However, because he was so outstanding in all aspects, he accidentally became an all-round idol.

Other virtual anchors were unboxed: It turns out this is what the back of the leather case looks like, so I unfollowed them.

Su Youli was unboxed: Where did this beautiful girl come from? Isn't this the top idol?

After the show started, Su Youli was stunned when she saw the barrage of comments filling the screen.

"Why are you asking me today if I'm going to the Oscars?"

(Light Hundred)