When Xu Mang was about to work hard, God found him, but Xu Mang let out a stinky fart, and God was smoked away…

From then on Xu Mang became a salted fish.

“Uh…”

“In fact, it’s not bad to be a salted fish.”

“Because you can win by lying down.”

The real world is suddenly gamified.

The road I traveled, the classroom where I attended classes, and the company I worked for, became [Dungeon Map]

Colleagues and classmates have become [NPCs], and the map is actually full of dangerous [wild monsters]

Work, study and life have also become [main quests] and [trial challenges]

……

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[Dangerous! The lv5 Involution Maniac has activated the involution ability, and you have entered a state of [anxiety]! 】

……

【Ding! You defeated [lv7 Ultimate Academic Master], obtained [Knowledge Point x6], [Will to Study x8]! 】

…

[You defeated [lv9 bad gangster], saved the NPC [School Flower], and the favorability of [School Flower] has been improved! 】

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……

Chen Yilang, who owns the player panel, gradually gained insight into the world, and since then he has reached the pinnacle of his life.

[Gunfight + case-solving reasoning + decisive killing]

“I’ve been black and white, and you said I was an undercover agent???”

When Dean woke up, he opened his eyes and saw the scene where the robbers were sharing the spoils.

Because of the confusion of the original owner’s memory, Dean mistakenly thought that he was a real robber, so he chose to eat black and white, and emptied the magazine with an American-style Juhe.

Just when he was about to take the money and leave.

A blond beauty came to the door: “Dean is an intern police officer. The bank in the town was robbed. I ordered you to investigate the suspect. You don’t want to fail your internship, do you?”

It turns out that I am an undercover agent!

Dean is numb…

“Today’s sign-in +1 is not used, please start today’s sign-in!”

“Sign in successfully, get 10 billion cash, which has been transferred to the bank account, please check.”

Ding, 10000000.00 yuan has been credited to your bank card.

“The treasure chest has not been opened today, do you want to open the treasure chest?”

“Successfully open the treasure chest, get a luxury cruise ship worth tens of billions, a private helicopter worth tens of billions!”

Chu Ping: “This system is too awesome!”

“Daniel and his notorious agent did almost anything to succeed, but sadly they did. Daniel Sandler is without a doubt the most powerful Hollywood player of the century. A trump card!”

— “Time” magazine

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Luo Jiu tried to use the repair function on the fish bones that he had just sucked clean, because he wanted to eat the fish again, but he failed.

Then Luo Jiu used the repair function on Liangshang’s bacon, which was the old bacon that his grandfather had hung for 30 years.

With a “pop”, the piece of bacon actually fell directly from the beam, smashing a hole in the table, and what appeared in front of Luo Jiu was a strange stone with the texture of pork belly.

Let’s see how Luo Jiu relied on the repair function of the garbage recycling station to step by step from a small boss of a waste station to the peak of life.

When you stare at the abyss, the abyss is staring at you.

When you raise your staff to cast a forbidden spell on the abyss, the abyss is very happy and gives you an antimatter energy annihilation gun backhand.

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A story of a magically incompetent black dragon stirring up the wind and rain in another world.

No one knows where he comes from, but there is only one evaluation of him who has seen him in his true colors, and that is the person who signed a contract with the devil.

Outsiders call him the Demon King, but he himself knows how much he yearns for peace in his heart.

After accepting the contract wedding, the wife is as cold as an iceberg, watching how a king on the African battlefield can make ends meet in a discordant family…