"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?"
"I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie."
"Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie?
"It doesn't count."
"The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions."
"That means they don't understand appreciation."
"Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards."
"Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."
The super soldier king who was feared by the world returned to the city and became a landlord. From then on, he had many beautiful tenants and shouldered the responsibility of protecting them. There were more beautiful women who wanted to move in, and the apartment became crowded! He felt pressured: My house is small and there are not enough rooms. How about you come and squeeze into my room?
Eight hundred meters away, a sniper rifle locked onto his head, yet Bai Chuan remained calm. Fifty meters away, bombs surrounded him, yet his expression remained unchanged. Two meters away, a sharp blade pierced his throat, and Bai Chuan put his hands in his pockets. "Seriously? Is that all you've got?"... Reporter: "Mr. Bai Chuan, what sustains you in always being on the front lines of danger? Is it courage, faith?" Bai Chuan shook his head: "It's fun." Reporter: "Mr. Fun Man, what allows you to survive unscathed every time? Is it knowledge, experience?" Bai Chuan paused for a moment, then honestly answered: "Because I'm immortal." Reporter: "..." Reporter: "Then, Mr. Immortal, there are rumors that you seem to want to live a peaceful life." Bai Chuan nodded excitedly: "Let me clarify, this is not a rumor!" This book is also known as *The Mischief-Making Journey of an Unregistered Resident in the Underworld*...
[Decisive and ruthless] [Not invincible] [Stable] [System simulator]
Li Bufan's soul transmigrated to a prosperous era of a hundred schools of thought contending. Human civilization had survived thousands of years of trials and tribulations, and the flame of the cultivation civilization was slowly rising. Behind all of this, there was always an unseen hand guiding everything.
[Simulation Ended]
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have attained the cultivation level of an Earth Immortal.]
"Now I should be able to protect myself, right?"
Li Bufan finally breathed a sigh of relief after retrieving the system panel.
The newbie monster in the starting village: "If we're not buddies, are we not even going to keep up the act?"
Several years after activating the system, Li Bufan successfully ascended to the Immortal Realm, gradually getting closer and closer to the truth.
The end of the world is coming, and the world is evolving.
When a pig starts to hunt humans, when a mouse starts to shout for world domination, when the whole world is covered with the footprints of zombies...if humans cannot keep up with the global evolution, they will inevitably become extinct.
A rich man spends all his money just to buy a piece of bread, a school beauty tosses and turns in bed just to eat a bag of spicy strips, the civilized order collapses, morality is overshadowed by the desire to survive, everything is just for staying alive.
Rebirth or destruction? Everything is in Final Evolution!
Void Sky Region.
A miniature black hole spins rapidly, devouring all surrounding matter, warping space-time, and forming a massive accretion disk, shining brilliantly.
A group of celestial prodigies stands not far away, each shining like a star.
The examiner says, “For this round of the Divine Ascension Trial, stop the black hole with one hand.”
Rebirth in 2000. To become a directing student, you must join the entertainment industry?
Lu Ping'an wiped his glasses: Although I'm handsome, I'm sorry, but now I have a house, a car, and stocks, and I don't have to worry about it until I grow old. I'd better forget about being in the entertainment industry, which wastes my energy and shortens my life.
[Ding~ If you successfully complete "The Tuner", you can gain physical strength and your myopia can be repaired].
Lu Ping'an: Help me up!
To prove the Great Dao, Lin Qingchen cultivated the Supreme Emotionless Technique, first entering into emotions, then forgetting emotions, experiencing a hundred lifetimes of reincarnation.
Just when he was about to achieve his goal in his final life, his ex-girlfriend from his previous life came knocking on his door.
Life, which should have been smooth sailing, suddenly became incredibly difficult!
Lin Qingchen: "I'm so handsome, yet I still can't live a good life?"
[Urban Slice of Life][Romance][Light Novel][Healing][Not a Satisfying Story][Happy Ending]
When all the conflict came to an end, the boy who slew the dragon became the greatest threat.
The first thing Luo Yan's former beloved did after ascending the throne was to force him to fake his death, retire, and sign an agreement.
...
Until one day, that girl who used to talk nonsense all day long suddenly transformed into a radiant saint, and told you that she was actually the most popular awakened one in the world, while holding a stack of banknotes and saying, "Brother, you smell so good."
His former sworn enemy, a woman, quietly entered his life. "Now that we are no longer enemies, it's time for her to look back at me."
When the white moonlight who had once treated him as a pawn turned back and begged him for forgiveness, Luo Yan gently waved his hand:
"The prosperous era has already come as you wished, so stop dreaming about me."
[Metaphysics + Live Streaming + Thrilling Read]
The metaphysical master Yan Qiao was ambushed and transmigrated into a mystical artifact (a mobile phone) in the Xuanyuan Kingdom, becoming a virtual idol.
You start with just a mobile phone; from then on, you're entirely on your own.
Want to materialize your beliefs? Then just stream metaphysics to gain people's faith!
A child has been missing for months? Yan Qiao can calculate the house number where the child is hiding!
Is her own daughter possessed and eating raw meat? Yan Qiao remotely performs a hand seal and roasts the demon on the spot!
Fans lamented being harassed by a midnight phone call? Yan Qiaoling used divination to solve a 20-year-old cold case!
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In the Dharma-ending Age, the supernatural cultures of various countries are developing rapidly. The Onmyoji of Sakura Capital are eyeing us covetously from across the river, the magicians and witches of the Northern Snow Kingdom are on the verge of war, and the merfolk by the sea live in Buddhist seclusion.
Only the metaphysical culture of the Xuanyuan Kingdom gradually declined, and was even disliked by its own people for being old-fashioned.
Yan Qiao: Stiff? Is there some misunderstanding? Let's all get hyped!
Metaphysics is invincible and unstoppable!
Add technology, and I'll be the daddy!