"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?"

Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online.

"Try it on the other side."

"It is recommended to reincarnate again."

"To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups."

Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change.

Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears.

"In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?"

Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly;

"I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system.

Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate.

Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded.

Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing.

Good news: I have just two words!

The concert begins.

Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage?

The end of the concert.

Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing.

Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! !

After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm.

——He chose to have five children with his partner!

[Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】

Someone saw the Taoist priest of Qingfeng Temple summoning a flying sword and flying into the clouds!

Someone saw a lantern floating and walking on its own on the mountain path of Qingfengguan!

A door opened in Qingfeng Temple, and on the opposite side was a beautiful mountain peak floating in the air. A stone tablet said: Shu Mountain!

All because Guo Lin could suddenly enter a Shushan game!

[This is not a special military novel! It’s a military life article! The label is inexplicable]

Ye Fei, who failed to start his business and lost his family fortune, was unable to save his seriously ill parents and could only watch his parents pass away!

An accident sent Ye Fei back to twenty years ago, two months before he joined the army.

Looking at the voices and looks of his parents, Ye Fei was overjoyed and secretly made a decision in his heart!

This time, he wants to stay in the army and stand out!

...

Many years later, Ye Fei said that shocking saying to reporters all over the world!

Don’t say you didn’t predict what you said!

Question: How to run a script killing shop?

Jiang Qi: Simple.

You only need to have a script killing shop first, and then let the characters in the script killing come out to be your DM (script killing host), and then you can run a script killing shop correctly.

At first, Jiang Qi thought he was playing a business card game and the store he ran was a script-killing store.

Later he found out it was actually a restaurant.

A large amusement park with restaurants.

A shopping mall with rides and restaurants.

A resort with shopping mall rides and restaurants.

Jiang Qi:?

Does anyone still remember that I actually opened a script killing shop?

Game guide:

1. This game is a card game. There will be no penalty for mission failure. Players are asked to focus on cards and missions as a supplement, and work hard to collect cards.

2. Cards can be upgraded to a maximum of three stars. Players are asked to work hard to upgrade their cards.

3. This game has a high degree of freedom, players are welcome to explore on their own.

4. All interpretation rights belong to the game.

The new book "Bad Lawyers" has been released.

When Fang Yi reached middle age, divorce and unemployment came one after another. In order to regain his former life, he changed his profession and became a lawyer. It was this period of his career as a lawyer that allowed him to witness all kinds of life, and at the same time see the contradiction between law and morality, love and betrayal, money and ideals, and finally ushered in his own happiness.

Independent game producer Fang Qi travels to the future of parallel time and space, and spends his days having fun in the gaming industry. He inadvertently becomes a "demigod, half dog" in the hearts of players. In his spare time, he battles wits and courage with his boss, and accidentally defeats the female CEO. Got a girlfriend

On the Star Game Alliance Annual Awards podium, the host said: "Mr. Fang Qi, the game developed by you has won the best of the year six times in a row. Can you tell me how you achieve such high productivity and frequent masterpieces?" Posted by? Where does the inspiration for the gameplay ideas in your game come from? Also, why are the games you have made recently becoming more and more difficult? "

Fang Qi: "I can't help it. My girlfriend cleared the level too quickly. I went through so much trouble just to stop her!"

Kejin traveled to an era of chaotic games, where everyone believed in the idea of using money to buy happiness. Game companies were in chaos, and various methods of defrauding and forcing people to gain money were endless. Countless games could even steal money, but still give it back to players. A card drawing simulator was released.

As a fan of games in his previous life, Kejin suddenly felt that the sky was dark. Fortunately, he got the Zero Krypton game production system!

As long as players don't spend money, they can get the ultimate reward of the "Complete Collection of Game Design Plans"!

Not spending money? Isn’t this easy to handle? Give me MengMeng benefits!

Give away 50 consecutive cigarettes during the high summer temperatures! Get 100 draws on the second day after the server is launched! Since the daily active users of this game have reached 50, a set of cool skins originally priced at 999 will be given away! The sister-in-law who planned it has just turned 17 years, 3 months and 7 days old, and hereby distributes 50,000 crystals!

My sincerity has almost filled the players. After all, no one will be interested anymore, right?

Secretary: Mr. Ke, good news! The new game we just launched has already achieved sales of over 100 million on the first day!

Ke Jin: Huh? What kind of good news is this? No, what about the other one? Then the game will give away 100-99 vouchers when the game is launched. Is the sales volume very poor?

The secretary looked at the boss's expectant face in confusion and said: They shouted something about a company with a conscience, or it would go bankrupt if it didn't pay, and so on, so they charged it up. That game has sold 100 million copies worldwide. Congratulations on making 100 million!

"..."

At 3:30 that night, Ke Jin was lying in bed, unable to sleep, and sent a message: Please stop cheating, you are really hurting me...

Player: Got it, Mr. Ke said that life is hard, brothers, please increase your efforts! Charge me!

In the summer of 2016, the wind was so noisy that Luo Quan woke up drunk and found that he had traveled to Japan!

She has a foreign face that was selected into the world's 100 most beautiful women, but her identity is that she is a Chinese with upright roots.

Although she was admitted to the University of Tokyo, she doesn't want to just live a life of earning credits step by step. Her dream is to become a Diva that attracts much attention!

There are no Kenshi Yonezu, Jay Chou, Eminem, Adele... in this world that she loves. Countless music pieces passed down from generation to generation are still waiting for someone to make them appear in the world. Countless classic films are later than those in previous lives. After decades of filming, those youthful and beautiful figures that are enough to leave their names on the screen forever have not yet found a suitable performer.

If all of this has not happened yet, then let me recreate them!

Ps. Single article in this book