A love that transcends time and space? A misunderstanding.

Trying to acquire mythical beasts and seize opportunities? Useless.

Cultivating immortality step by step, defying the heavens? Easy.

A different kind of cultivation journey, a different kind of immortal path, a different kind of heroine bringing a different kind of excitement.

Anomalies happen every year, but this year it happened to my family.

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[Hidden Masters + A Group's Comeback] Everyone in Black Bandit Mountain possesses unique skills, yet they've retired from the underworld to raise their children. Little did they know that life after retirement would be anything but ordinary!

The fisherman catches the fish, but the fish walk right into his net?

Did Zhizhi go down the mountain and capture the notorious bandit?

Zhizhi went to the academy and became famous overnight for fighting!

Zhizhi is going to the capital, oh ho—

The world is in chaos, and dynasties are overthrown!

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A-Che was born in the capital, but was murdered as a child and ended up in Lingnan.

At first, he thought he had just been rescued by a little girl and taken to an ordinary mountain village, until he discovered:

The one-eared old man at the village entrance could hear from several meters away;

Grandma in the kitchen can easily disguise herself with a flick of her wrist;

The girl who picked mushrooms was immune to all poisons;

The kind-hearted young man shattered a person's bones with a single punch...

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Later, the imperial court collapsed, and the martial world descended into chaos once more.

Black Bandit Mountain, however, is thriving and invincible.

From a small mountain stronghold to a nation, from a bandit village chief to the emperor of a new dynasty, he finally avenged his family and brought about a change of dynasty.

The bigwigs exchanged a knowing smile:

"We also wanted to keep a low profile, but Zhizhi wouldn't allow it."

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* [Entire group portrait | Beloved character | Wuxia | Imperial court]

*The main characters are not all good people, and there is no time travel or reincarnation.

*A group portrait: a group of reclusive bigwigs taking care of kids, only to be carried along by the kids themselves.

*Zhizhi and Ache are two adorable children who develop feelings for each other as they grow up, but their romantic storyline is minimal; they are not the main characters in a romance novel.

My name is Li Ran, and I'm an unlucky guy who just died suddenly at my workstation.

To make matters worse, I transmigrated into Sun Wukong's body, and the story begins with the famous scene of "Three Battles with the White Bone Demon," where I was being led by the saintly Tang Sanzang to recite the Tightening-Headband Mantra until I died on the spot.

idiot boss, incompetent teammates... whoever wants this blessing can have it!

"Ding! Strong resistance detected from the host. The Chaotic Demon Ape origin buried deep within the bloodline is beginning to awaken..."

"The Monkey King's exclusive divine power 'Heavenly Dao Datafication' has been activated!"

Good heavens, my cheat code is actually myself?! What are we waiting for!

"I quit!"

Before the eyes of all the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms, I personally tore apart the golden headband on my head. Looking at Guanyin's beautiful face, which was so shocked that she lost her composure, I felt that all the pent-up frustration of the past five hundred years had been worth it.

Journey to the West? What a load of rubbish!

Go back to my Flower Fruit Mountain, activate my time-manipulation cheat, and build my Demon Alliance. Isn't that great?

As for Tang Sanzang and his companions... let them die wherever they want, it's none of my business!

[The mystical light shines as the long night ends, the sword's shadow illuminates the nine heavens in autumn.]

Legend has it that the ancient demonic sword Xuanming is sealed deep within the Nine Abyss. Whoever obtains this sword will be feared by ghosts and gods and will become the ruler of the world.

Blade & Soul: This is a rumor; I am unaware of it.

Leaders from all sides: Practice is the sole criterion for testing truth. I'll try acknowledging God first.

Sword Spirit died.

When she opened her eyes again, she had become a wood spirit, changed her name to Ling Jun, and embarked on a thrilling cultivation path that was both complementary and contradictory to herself.

The true nature of the Demon Sword: You are the Demon Sword, destruction is your mission, and slaughter is your hymn.

Wood Spirit Nature: You are a divine tree, creation is your pursuit, and life is your greatest love.

Ling Jun: ...This is so hard for me.

#In the end, he carried it all alone#

P.S.: No romantic pairing. I can't tolerate someone else snoring beside my bed!

The martial arts world is a place of romance and passion, but it is also a place of survival of the fittest.

Fang Xun transmigrated to this world and relied on the martial arts techniques from his previous life's martial arts novels to advance step by step towards the peak.

The Metal element: Nine Yin and Nine Yang; the Ancient element: Wedding Dress and Bright Jade; the Canghai Emperor's Aura Observation; the Yellow element: The Four Great Mysterious Books; The Three Kingdoms Return to Origin; The Emperor's Hun Tian Treasure Mirror; The Golden Light Tathagata's Forbidden Sword; The Thunderbolt Holy Demon Primordial Embryo...

All these amazing skills and techniques are contained within the Martial Arts Hall. This is a BOSS's growth story that repeatedly oscillates between saving the world and destroying it.

"Everyone says that the martial arts world is all about human relationships and social skills, but I want to warn you all."

"Anyone who dares to ask me for leniency, I'll make them an accident!"

What is true strategic brilliance? It means that even as a mortal, I dare to deceive immortals; as a servant, I dare to lie to my master and still have him serve me tea and water; as a hunted target, I dare to reveal my identity and let my pursuers fall into my trap. Even as a mortal, I can outwit and kill immortals! Deceiving immortals? I'm an expert! Serving immortals? I'm a genius! I am Tang Jie, the master strategist of the immortal sects!

Lin Yang, originally an abandoned son of his family with extremely poor aptitude, was unexpectedly struck by a "Chaotic Star Core" falling from the heavens. Not only did he survive, he gained the heaven-defying ability to devour all things! From then on, opening his acupoints was as easy as drinking water, refining energy was as easy as eating, and his cultivation progressed by leaps and bounds. Even more enviable is that the Chaotic Star Core seems to possess a "love aura"... Watch as Lin Yang uses the Chaotic Star Core as his foundation to sweep across countless realms and become an unparalleled star lord!

[Relaxed + Arrogant + Exhilarating + Decisive and Ruthless]

Transmigrating to a parallel world where demons have revived, Lin Heng becomes a Taoist priest and is also entangled in a bizarre life-saving money scheme.

He was given ten years of lifespan in one day, and was on the verge of dying, but luckily the system was activated!

"Fusion, Five Thunder Orthodox Method!"

Lin Heng, who possessed the highest level of supernatural powers of the Celestial Master's Mansion, waited that night for the strange creature to come and claim his life.

...

On the other side, a prank streamer dressed in Qing Dynasty official robes came down the mountain. He had extremely terrifying makeup on and grinned grotesquely at the camera:

"Family members, I'm here to expose a fake Taoist temple!"

"Today I'm going to dress up as a zombie and scare the Taoist priests. Watch how I scare the charlatans in the temple so badly they wet themselves, haha!"

When the prankster appeared in front of Lin Heng, baring his teeth and brandishing his claws, Lin Heng was furious!

"Demons and evil spirits have stormed our mountain gate; this is utterly outrageous!"

"Do you really think Taoism has no one left?"

That night, thunder roared and the entire internet was shaken!

Lin Heng embarked on a journey to revitalize the prestige of Taoism.

Reporter: "Master, many people have doubts about your ability to use thunder magic. How do you view this lack of trust?"

Lin Heng: "Believe it or not, get lost and don't disturb my cultivation!"

He transmigrated into the primordial world and became Hongjun. Originally, he just wanted to avoid following the old path and avoid the fate of being locked in a dark room in Zixiao Palace for a long time by trying to merge with the Dao. But something gradually went wrong.

I just assigned myself, a primordial deity, the gender of this world as male. Rahu, don't follow my example and transform into a woman just for a little bit of merit and fortune. That's going too far.

I just created the Great Luo Path and formed a false body with the past, but what are you doing, Beast King? I'm really not a member of the ferocious beast clan.

What does it mean when Rahu stares at his avatar with such a fierce gaze? If you continue like this, don't blame me for being impolite.