[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

I have glimpsed the future!

One year, there will be a peerless swordsman who will cut through the sky with his sword, spanning the ages and opening up an unprecedented era of martial arts!

To follow in his footsteps, to live up to the future, to make this life worthwhile...

I practiced diligently, defeated countless opponents, and killed tens of millions of powerful enemies. Even when faced with the honor of being number one on the Heavenly Ranking, I refused it and dared not relax even a little.

The purpose is to wait for his appearance!

Challenge him, defeat him, surpass him!

Now……

I hold up the Milky Way with my fingertips and ignite the sun with the fire of my heart.

When will he come?

After Su Jiu died in the apocalypse, she opened her eyes and became the most tragic mulberry-raising girl in a cultivation novel.

She sold her blood to support seven ex-boyfriends, and her skinny younger siblings had their cultivation resources stolen by those scumbags. They were either going to die or get injured in the future, and her whole family was pitiful. She was extremely disappointed in her poverty alleviation and love-struck mind.

When Su Jiu woke up, she also felt that everything was over, but she found that the photocopier and scanner she had found in the apocalypse had also come with her.

[Copy a small handful of green rice!]

[Copy it to the scumbag's sleeve!]

[Copy it to the scumbag's spiritual root!]

[Copied to the scumbag's]

This book is also known as: "I Cultivate Immortality Openly and Honestly in Douyin", "Using Magic Under the Guise of Special Effects", and "Anyway, There's AI, So I Fly Without Any Disguise".

...

Chen Han obtained a game system that was supposed to take him through the game world of "Shushan Swordsmen," but the journey failed, so the game system became somewhat strange.

The dog demon has arrived, unleashing a powerful demonic aura. Please drive it away immediately!

Chen Han stared blankly at the little stray dog ​​in the corner, one leg raised, urinating. It was just that stray dog ​​from the village.

The clan elders have appeared and are supporting you. Please drive away the dog demon as soon as possible!

Chen Han glanced again at the little old lady who was watching the standoff between the man and the dog with amusement; she was his aunt.

…

Years later, Chen Han successfully flew on his sword, soaring into the sky, and even uploaded a video to Douyin.

Netizen:

"Wow, the blogger's special effects are getting more and more realistic."

"This is clearly AI, and this AI is really amazing now."

Satellites from various countries detected an unidentified energy object moving rapidly at the same time!

Ye Chen, the immortal emperor of Xingyu in the previous life, fell into the sky, but returned to his own earth at the age of twenty.

The previous life was ordinary, framed by his fiancee, bullied by his rivals, faced with power, he could only lower his head, kneel in the dust, the mother’s disappearance, he was powerless, the father’s tragic, he was also powerless to change.

But now, the immortal emperor has returned, and the pains he has encountered in the past have to be returned to the enemy hundreds of times and thousands of times, to make this world unfair and all to disappear.

He wants to stand at the pinnacle of this world, to control the endless stars.

By chance, the servant of the Immortal Sect obtained an acre of spiritual field that he could carry with him. He planted spiritual herbs, cultivated spiritual roots, and raised spiritual pets. From then on, his road to cultivation was smooth.

"Come on, come on~ Hello, fellow brothers and sisters. The spiritual plants I grow are of excellent quality, the prices are fair, the materials are genuine, and I will never cheat you. I will never cheat you."

Having traveled through time and space to become the Linghu Patriarch of the Mortal Cultivation Story, Linghu Rong expressed panic. After all, this world is a world of the jungle, a world of cultivation steeped in the dark forests of the underworld! Fortunately, he arrived with a dimension capable of trading with various interfaces. With abundant resources and treasures, Linghu Rong quickly broke through his previous realm and ascended to the immortal realm! Several years later. "Junior Brother Han, how about you guard the mortal realm? Let me show you the immortal realm first," said the sage-like Mahayana master Linghu Rong, looking at Han Li, who had just reached the middle stage of the fusion stage. ....The previous part is written by a newcomer, so some imperfections have been noted. These have been corrected, so please feel free to read on.

The prequel, "Invincible Sword Domain," tells the story of young Ye Xuan, who, facing pressure from his family, obtains a lost sword technique by chance in order to protect his beloved younger sister. From then on, he embarks on a long journey of cultivation. Watch as young Ye Xuan defies fate, becomes a generation of sword immortal, and reaches the pinnacle of life!

High above the heavens, I reign supreme. The heavens cannot bind my invincible spirit; immortals and demons are but a casual stroke of my sword. In this life, I wield destiny… the one and only destiny!

Li Zhen, the Patriarch of Medicine and Poison, was the foremost practitioner of medicine and poison, wielding immense power and influence in the cultivation world. However, due to an unexpected transmigration into a novel, he became the protagonist who, after failing to seduce a rich second-generation heir, tragically drowned himself in a river...