[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

I have a sword that can sweep away all earthly affairs. I have a book that can enlighten the demons of this world.

In this life, I revere neither heaven nor earth, and honor no gods. I seek only inner contentment and a clear conscience. Only wine can dispel a thousand sorrows, only my sword can cut down all injustice, and only my book can be passed down for ten thousand years, for tens of thousands of years, for hundreds of thousands of years.

In the Tianyuan Continent, spiritual beings are revered. Here, people absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to temper themselves, thereby gaining extraordinary power, controlling the elements, flying through the air, and even reversing life and death. This vast and boundless continent is divided into four major domains: the Eastern Spirit Domain, the Western Wilderness Domain, the Southern Flame Domain, and the Northern Cold Domain. These domains are separated by natural barriers, each developing independently, yet constantly embroiled in conflict due to interests such as spiritual treasures and cultivation techniques.

"That night, the princess was stuck against the wall, and I pulled her out. She then offered to nourish me with elixirs..."

"You agree?"

"How could that be! I, Ding Sui'an, a dignified seven-foot man, would never sell myself for a few pills!" Ding Sui'an took out a Gathering Pill from his pocket and put it in his mouth, saying righteously, "Self-reliance and self-improvement are my bottom line as a person!"

"Then where did you get this Gathering Pill?"

A secret hidden deep in the heart, a game called the Great Turtle Shell Technique, nine mysterious and strange dice, the heir to the bloodline of God, the mission of rebuilding the Gods... Faced with all this suddenness, what choice will the young man punished by God make?

Remember the Holy Necromancer Ilex from "Throne of Seal of Gods," the man who said, "I hold the sun and moon in my hands and pluck the stars. There's no one like me in the world"? The Great Turtle Shell Technique he desperately sought has finally arrived!

Even in "Douluo Continent II: Unrivaled Tang Sect," the divine power he yearned for before his death is about to be revealed. Even gods cannot escape the effects of the Great Turtle Shell Technique!

A young man with extraordinary skills failed to pass the selection to embark on the path of a cultivator. Just when he adjusted his mentality and accepted this fact, several mysterious dice suddenly appeared. He suddenly possessed magical powers and was given the mission of rebuilding the Gods. The boy's life changed from then on.

Using evil bones as fuel, he devours immortals to prove his truth!

The good-for-nothing Chu Chen, who had his heart ripped out by his family as a sacrifice, awakened the ancient evil master's corpse.

"Exchange a hundred years of your life for three days of Soul Devouring Secret Technique!"

At the bottom of the Demon Burial Abyss, he devoured the death energy and practiced evil skills. He tore the disciples of the immortal sect to pieces with his bare hands and even detonated his golden elixir to break through the encirclement!

The price he paid was that the demon bone on his left arm devoured his master, the devilish pattern on his right palm spread, and the pseudo-pill in his dantian cracked like a spider web.

Xuantian Pavilion's wanted order shook the Nine Provinces: "The demon fetus has appeared, devouring the soul and seizing the Tao!"

In the Black Skull House, the poison doctor Su Mei's Gu Dan locked his lifeblood;

In the hellish realm, the demon clan saint Yun Zhao's blood contract contains a deadly slave seal;

And the evil nine-toothed skull pupils in his body were lighting up one by one as he killed...

When the truth of the immortal world's soul-sucking formation is revealed,

Chu Chen carried the Sky Burial Coffin and crushed the Immortal Gate:

"You have been absorbing the spiritual energy of the human world for thousands of years, and today—"

"It's time to be devoured by the immortal!"

My soul soared into the void, entering the vast world of the Investiture of the Gods. Eight hundred lords vied for the universe, and those destined for the Investiture of the Gods were among them; my name is Song Feng, my father is an extraordinary man; my uncle is Jiang Shang, courtesy name Ziya, also known as Flying Bear; wielding a golden whip, I control the Investiture of the Gods, and though the stars of the heavens are numerous and the gods and men are countless, I too will not lose my divine position.

"My son, have the Dragon People risen again?" "Brother, has the great cause been accomplished?" "Wu Lang, how is Ling'er now?" "Father, where has Mother gone?" Wu Chuan awoke with a start, countless memories flooding his mind. "Am I... back to the month before the Dragon People's annihilation?" "I cannot die, I must live, and revive my Dragon People!" The Dragon Man Wu Chuan unexpectedly reborn as the Dragon King, wielding immortal killing techniques? A month before the Dragon People's annihilation, and simultaneously, for some reason, a book titled "Great Love Immortal Venerable" appeared in his mind. Can he escape his inevitable death within a month and revive the Dragon People? Let us wait and see...

Chen Chuman, the modern urban white-bone demon, accidentally transmigrated into a cute girl with immense strength. She has the standard golden finger system and excellent talents that are standard for a heroine, but the evil God just doesn't want her to have a smooth journey to immortality. The promised golden finger system is actually half-crippled. Crashes and jams are commonplace, not to mention that she has to rely on herself to upgrade and fix bugs. Have you ever heard of relying on eating to continuously upgrade your extremely annoying talents? Sorry, Chen Chuman encountered it. It's not easy to be taken in by an immortal sect. I can lean on a big tree for shade in the future. However, the tree will fall when I rely on it, and people will run away when I rely on them. The system will crash when I rely on it. It seems that it is better to rely on myself than on others. Look at this immortal sect.