Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Lin Sui wore cannon fodder in a book of cultivation, and the cannon fodder furnace was full of physique, destined to be inferior. How could Lin Sui be willing, so he seduced the Son of Destiny, and when he cut off his Dao bone and transferred it to himself, he was blown up by the Heavenly Dao.

The Dao bone on his body became a system that restrained him, and issued an order: You must retrieve all his souls, worship him as Lord in every world, bow down for him, and die!

Lin Sui smiled and squinted, but he hated people most in his life to teach him to do things.

Thereupon......

In the first world, he was an arrogant and arrogant young master, and the other party was a poor and lowly bastard.

He humiliated him and gave him only shoes, and spoke love in his ear when the crowd was boiling.

System: Your mother xxxxx [beep-]

Lin Sui innocent: I am not following him as the Lord.

In the second world, he is the new top of the entertainment industry, and the other party is the silent movie emperor after the accident.

While laughing and suppressing him, he said that he deserved to come back, and kissed his scars at night, leaving resources to fly away afterwards.

System: [Beep -——]

Lin Sui Stall Hand: I am not enough to bow down?

In the third world, he is an S-class Alpha, and the other party is a mentally damaged former SSS Alpha.

He said with disdain that waste is also worthy of the battlefield, and when no one was there, he said that since you can't smell the pheromone, then I will do your omega, and I almost died for the other party.

System:......

Lin Sui smiled: Is it enough to die and then die?

Although he was finally hidden by the rich upstart Jinya, appropriated by the Three Golden Shadow Emperors, and completely marked by the Imperial Marshal, he was still happy.

The system wept bitterly: the big brother begged you, never teach you to do things again!

【Quick Transmigration + Universally Adored % + Psychopathic + Possessive Love + Pure Love 1v1】

Conscientious and hard-working rookie host Gu Qiuyu, trying his best to boost his performance, somehow ended up poking a hornet’s nest of psychopaths, always being targeted by dark and twisted lunatics.

In the elite family world, the deeply affectionate male supporting character turns out to be a Miao-tribe Gu master. The gloomy and alluring youth implants a lover's Gu worm in him, wrapping his arms around Gu Qiuyu’s waist: “I love you so, so much. Won’t you love me too?”

If you refuse, I’ll kill you.

In the magical world, he is forced to sacrifice both flesh and soul to a demon. The demon grabs him by the throat: “You’re mine now.”

A caged bird, a desperate struggle.

He can’t escape.

But… is that really the case?

Xu Beijin is an extra in the game ‘Escape.’ His usual role is to lie on the floor to be the corpse, while observing how the Missiontakers scratch their heads to figure out a way to survive.

All the other extras work extremely hard as if trying to win the next Oscar’s in order to leave this cruel, despairing world; while Xu Beijin has a simple, monotonous, tedious life.

Until one day, he picked up a streaming system…

Xu Beijin’s life has been entirely upended.

While lying on the floor as a corpse, the audience goes “AAAAAAAH Host what’s that behind you uwuwu…”

While he’s reading the script out loud, the audience goes “Hehehe Beibei’s so cute acting all serious! I want to lick!”

While he’s working hard to figure out the truth about this world, the audience goes “Today our Bei is also the hardworking Bei!”

While he’s… he’s working hard dating Lin Qin, the audience goes “?!?! This isn’t the horror game stream I signed up for!”

Good news: I traveled through time.

Better news: There is a cheat!

Bad news: It's Suqing.

Worse news:

I was reincarnated into the Crimson Demon Clan. I thought I would be able to kill everyone and start a legend after traveling to another world, but I didn't expect to be tricked by Aqua and turned into a baby, and was reincarnated into the Crimson Demon Clan! ? My life is like walking on thin ice, you say, can I still make it to the other side?

Either break out in the middle school or perish in the middle school!

So he chose to break out!

The top of the devil, proud of the world, as long as I am the supreme, there will be heaven!

No one has been standing in the sky from the beginning, no matter you, me, or even God, but the unbearable vacancy of the throne of heaven will soon end. From now on, I will stand at the top!

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.)

He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck.

He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that…

“Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness.

All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head.

“Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…”

Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery.

“Brother, you…”

Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT

Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention.

The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”)

Those “shortsighted” men: …

What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one!

This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion.

In any case, he can afford him!

With his strength, he’ll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass.

* *

Zhou Ji, the ‘weakest man’ who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating ‘grass’, “…”

He’s not the same person anymore! He was clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself!

[Gender Bender + Lord + Power Struggle + Undead + Farming + Lighthearted + Endless Army]

Bai Yu transmigrated and became their ideal self. But she never could have imagined that less than three hours later, it happened again. She, along with the other ten billion people, transmigrated to another fantasy world continent.

Starting with a single castle begins the fight for supremacy, with every lord assigned a specific unit type.

The type Bai Yu was assigned turned out to be the Undead, making her the ruler of the entire undead faction!

Albarino was a forensic pathologist at Westland Forensic Bureau, single, witty, and would go out for a drink with his colleagues – just like any other forensic pathologist.

Except for one thing: he was secretly a psycho serial killer.

For the longest time, Albarino had a normal 3-point-1-line life [1] from home – Forensic Bureau – crime scene (his own or someone else’s), until one day, another psycho serial killer unintentionally killed his target he had planned to kill for 3 months.

With all his meticulous planning ruined, he was pissed off, so he decided to provoke the other serial killer himself.

[1] a boring, monotone, unchanging life.

The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.

Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.

Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?

Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.

Chen He: …

Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?

Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?

Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!

Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!

Chen He: Who…who are you?

Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!

Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!