Ling JingXuan, a secret international doctor and killer. Can save people with one hand and kill with the other. Right or wrong, both paths without exception would cause people to be terror stricken. One morning he crossed over, with only four bare walls for a home and was also given two free stir fried little buns. Ling Jingxuan can’t help but be speechless.This life, can this pit be any bigger?

Yan Chengrui, Qing dynasty’s only prince with a title of General. On his first mishap on a mission, a good man forcibly became a slave wife. There was no one who was not disappointed from the imperial family. But, don’t know when slave wife learned it but poison concubine’s poison was incomparable, who dares to try to straighten him out?

“What? 30 Wen? You’re robbing from people, so expensive!”

One day of the month of a certain year, Ling Jingxuan takes the two little buns to the market to buy living necessities.These five year old little buns after hearing the price have to hold back their red faces. Fried little hands rigidly held onto the broken wallet, Ling Jingxuan suddenly wanted to cry but had no tears. Sons, we earned money but not spending it, don’t tell me its left for the foals?

At the end, it was obvious they carried two liang of silver. Stuff that was sold at the last minute were the cheapest. Seeing the smile of satisfaction from the little fried buns, Ling Jingxuan secretly vowed. One day he would develop them into super meat buns，a rich 2nd generation family!

When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.

This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.

Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.

Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”

Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.

However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.

Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”

Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.

The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.

In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.

Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.

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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.

But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?

[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]

Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.

Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:

[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”

“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]

Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.

Alternative Title:

The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

Wang Zhaomou only found out after his death that he was an 18th-tier male supporting role in a Mary Sue novel. The Wang Group, which he had worked hard for for more than 20 years, went bankrupt overnight after the male protagonist, the domineering boss, said "The weather is cold and the king is broke". All his assets were used to pay off his debts, and he didn't even have an extra pair of pants left. It's outrageous! What does the cooling weather have to do with the Wang family? Did I make up the cold wave? When he woke up again, Wang Zhaomou found that he had returned to 20 years ago. He was depressed and half drunk at the banquet. When he came out, he saw a man who looked like the domineering boss, standing on the street with a knife. The strong desire to survive suddenly broke out while he was drunk. Without caring about the people around him, Wang Zhaomou

Su Lian’s lover, Chi Wang, died at the age of 25 because of lung cancer. When he was in sorrow, Su Lian met a master who told him to travel back to the past, solved the mistake, and changed the ending.

Back in high school, Su Lian had another watch in his hand. He only needed to move the pointer, and he would be able to travel through times. The first time Su Lian met Chi Wang was when he stood outside the school with his schoolbag, his expression also became complicated.

His perfect and calm boyfriend didn’t have a bad habit…

He was a good student of good character. Even the teacher spoke highly of him, and he got a lot of admiration from other students…

He also became the newly rich man in the business world after starting the business for three years.

At this moment, Chi Wang was hanging around, still wearing the uniform. He squatted on the wall with an unrestrained face and then jumped down.

Su Lain’s heart was filled with bitter hatred, thus he couldn’t help kicking the man.

…

Chi Wang felt the new transfer student was crazy. He was annoyed. Hence, he complained this to his brothers, “Supervising Laozi* to go to bed early, get up early, study hard, and do morning exercise? That’s fine. However, even my private’s life also needed to be managed by him. Does his family live in the Pacific Ocean**???”

Later, Chi Wang’s brothers were stunned upon seeing their boss gradually subdued by the heartless transfer student.

Those brothers: “Master Wang, do you remember your previous resistance?”

Chi Wang replied casually, “I enjoy it quite much now.”

*T/N: It means “I, your father” which used in anger, out of contempt, or arrogantly.

**T/N: It’s an Internet slang word that describes a place or a person that likes to restrain others and always sets up unexplainable rules.

cp Uchiha Itachi~——Chi Qing, a veterinarian who has won numerous banners. He never thought that one day, time travel would happen to him. As expected, humans cannot consume pet products randomly... Even though he is in the ninja world, Chi Qing is ready to go back to his old job. One day, on a street in Konoha, Chi Qing said: Hello, our store has just opened. You can bring a flyer and use it to give your pet a free exquisite bathing and care~ Orochimaru, who has not returned to the village for a long time:... "Hey, I heard that Konoha has opened a pet center, which provides medical treatment, supplies, and bathing." "What does it have to do with us?" "Summoning beasts also

[Naruto fanfiction! Female-oriented! Two male protagonists! Movie-watching!]

[The protagonist is possessed by a drama spirit, and there are sadomasochistic performances. The CP is Kakashi. There are many personal settings. In the end, there may be a description of real friendship deteriorating. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it.]

After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points.

It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe?

Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series?

Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime?

In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience!

From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me!

PS: I can't remember many of the settings and specific plots of Naruto. I'm too lazy to rewatch it, so I can only look up information online. If there are any discrepancies, just treat them as private settings. Be careful if you are a fan of Naruto.

[Naruto Blackening] [Three Generations Danzo Double Pot King] [Heroine Suojiang/Later Transformation]

When Uzumaki Naruto knew the direction of the plot,

When he devours the souls of outsiders,

When he knew the dark thoughts of the Third Hokage...

Konoha's demon fox strives to grow during the day, and turns into a god of death at night to claim his life.

All those who bullied Naruto will have to pay the price!

......

Naruto: Sasuke, do you want revenge?

Sasuke: Naruto, thank you for always being by my side.

one day...

Sasuke: Something is wrong, where is your will of fire?

Naruto: Probably because of too much anger, I accidentally burned it out...

[Seme Protagonist]

Rong Shi had always been a prodigy—handsome, ruthless, brilliant in combat, and promoted to Major General before the age of thirty. He was widely acknowledged as a top-tier Alpha. But a sudden entanglement in political power struggles, and his refusal to accept a forced match, landed him in prison.

When he opened his eyes again, he had returned to the age of eighteen.

Looking at the freshly delivered acceptance letter, he decided to keep a low profile and investigate the truth behind everything.

At the opening ceremony, Rong Shi’s single sentence—

“I’m just here to kill time.”

—caused an uproar.

Rumors of cheating on the entrance exam, being a worthless coward, and being the son of a deserter spread like wildfire across the military academy.

He thought he was already low-key enough—but Omega students kept stopping him to confess their love.

“I like Alphas,” Rong Shi said lazily, pointing into the crowd.

“Especially the beautiful and s**tty kind.”

Song Yu: “???”

As the Empire’s second prince, Song Yu had always outshone the crown prince. To avoid being too eye-catching, he enrolled in the military academy under a hidden identity.

On his very first day, a ridiculously handsome Alpha confessed to him.

Song Yu: “Sure, let’s get married.”

Rong Shi: “???”

Omegas: “?!!!”

During a simulated battle, Rong Shi’s team was nearly wiped out. At the last second, he pulled out his blade and turned the tide.

Teammates: “Holy sh*t! You’re actually a boss?!”

Rong Shi passed by, face cold: “An accident.”

#I didn’t mean to do it. My hands moved on their own.#

Rong Shi had a white moonlight he’d never met before and always imagined them as a sweet, cute Omega.

Wanting to make up for the regrets of his previous life, he decided to finally meet them in person.

[Lil Rich O, wanna meet up?]

Right after he sent the message, he heard Song Yu’s terminal chime.

Song Yu glanced at it, leaned in, and asked,

“Hey, what do you need to watch out for when meeting an Omega IRL?”

Rong Shi: “…He might not want to meet you anymore.”