Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

[Completed, very long and ready to be devoured. Completed works include "I Became Famous After Being Forced to Debut Through Metaphysics" and "Infinite Anomaly Investigator". Pre-order: "Grandmaster Descends the Mountain".] [Please support the official Jinjiang Literature City website. Writing is hard work, and I have injuries to my hands, shoulders, neck, and lower back. Please respect the author's hard work.] Chi Yiyin is hailed as a top-tier horror novelist. Everyone who has read his books says that they are filled with ever-present fear. What they don't know is that it's based on Chi Yiyin's own experience. While exploring a haunted house at night to find inspiration, Chi Yiyin was dragged into another world. This world is crazy, dangerous, and full of ghosts and fallen gods. Even if humans awaken their bloodlines, they can only struggle to survive, and one wrong step will lead to a tragic death. However, while other players are scared half to death and can only barely survive, Chi Yiyin pulls out his little notebook: "This is very scary. You can use it as inspiration." The ghost is stunned: ? Please respect me, thank you. The next moment, the ghost is sealed into Chi Yiyin's little notebook and becomes his tool ghost. The ghosts were stunned. All the ghosts successfully written into Chi Yiyin's books would be sealed within them, to be used by him. In the game world, a rumor began to circulate among humans—Chi Yiyin is coming! Terrifying! Run! The fallen god sat atop the game world, filled with loathing. Yet, He saw the glittering starlight, overcoming all obstacles to cross the world and approach Him. He loves me, the fallen god thought. Then this world, which should have been destroyed, had a reason to continue existing—for Him, the sun rises. "Don't write those rubbish into your pen; I can become your power. Fill your book with my name, and you will become a new god, and I will be your most faithful follower." The fallen god kissed him deeply with piety: "I give you a god, all my devotion and faith." Those eagerly awaiting Chi Yiyin's new book discovered that the top horror novelist had actually rewritten a love story?! Chi Yiyin smiled and announced, "Yes, I'm in love." "With a god." ———————— Pre-order novel "Infinite Anomaly Investigator" Qi Xingye felt like he was being haunted. It started with a ghostly female figure in the mirror, wild tree shadows turning into roaring monsters, and footsteps following him closely when he walked at night. But every time he tried to check, he found nothing. Until midnight, he was woken up by the cold, only to find the monster in his bed. He turned his head and saw a ghost outside the window silently watching him with a sinister smile. At dawn, he found gnawed remains, human bones, and... grotesque corpses in his home. And only he could see them. Qi Xingye found a master, who sincerely suggested he see a doctor. He: "...I'm not mentally ill!" There was a knock on the door. A tall man in a black uniform blended into the night, his eyes looking down with overwhelming pressure. He appeared before Qi Xingye with a fully armed team. "Shang Nanming, Anomaly Investigation Bureau, your house has been contaminated by cracks. Please move out immediately." Qi Xingye was dumbfounded: "...Then where am I supposed to live?" What's more terrifying than being coveted by monsters? Poverty, sleeping on the streets. But even more bewildered than Qi Xingye were the investigators who rushed in as if facing a formidable enemy. In a corner of the house, monsters were bound like dumplings, trembling. When they saw the investigators, they wailed as if seeing relatives. They tried to escape from Qi Xingye in terror, while desperately trying to burrow into the investigators' arms, refusing to let go, begging them to save them. The investigators were silent, all looking at Qi Xingye. Qi Xingye scratched his face sheepishly: "So, is this house still mine?" He was as sincere as a white lotus: "Sleeping on the streets will make me catch a cold, I refuse!" Shang Nanming: "…………" "Interested in becoming a consultant for the Investigation Bureau?" As the head of the Anomaly Investigation Bureau, Shang Nanming had seen too many humans, and even investigators, transformed into monsters after being contaminated, ultimately meeting a tragic and horrific death. However, he encountered a pure and steadfast soul, uncorrupted and forever rational. Her powerful brilliance captivated him. "If investigators are destined to be with death, then meeting you is death's gift to me." Theme: Never give up.

[Double male protagonists + unlimited rules + escape live broadcast + cool story]

(Attack non-humans, scary monsters, enter with caution.)

Yin Xiu has lived in Rule Town for six years.

Normal players come in and follow the rules to clear dungeons, busying themselves to survive. Only Yin Xiu stays in the town every day, doesn't go out, doesn't clear dungeons, doesn't get involved with monsters, fishes and dries his nets every day, and even starts to retire.

The town's spooks had been watching him for six years, gnashing their teeth every day, trying to find sales targets, but they'd never found him. They watched him linger around them every day, yet they had no way to deal with this man who knew the rules by heart.

A few days later, it rained heavily in the town and a group of new people came. A mysterious man who was stuffed into Yin Xiu's house as a roommate solved that night what the town's monsters had been unable to solve in six years - dragging Yin Xiu into the rule copy.

That night, the town's ghosts gathered to celebrate: "Great! We finally got rid of that lazy old man!"

At the same time, the dungeon monsters began to wail: "Who dragged in the man who killed his way through the dungeon six years ago?! We had such a hard time getting him out back then!!!"

Yin Xiu was not interested after entering the dungeon. He looked around with his knife in hand: it was all the same, nothing new. He left, rushed through it, and went back to retire.

All the monsters in the copy breathed a sigh of relief and were just about to open the champagne at halftime when a row of twisted blood-red words suddenly appeared in front of Yin Xiu.

: Do you think I have any new ideas?

A sticky chill instantly descended upon the entire dungeon, and monsters and players all began to panic.

"It" came out.

——

It is common for max-level bosses to return to old dungeons to bully newbies.

Is it weird to retire after killing your way through a dungeon?

Cultivate your moral character and feed an evil god, so it's normal, right?

Why are you looking at me? My strategy is useless.

"Jujutsu Kaisen + Original Male Protagonist + Indigenous People"

"Double male protagonists + heartthrob + beautiful, strong and miserable + CP Sukuna + many one-way arrows"

"Even if you haven't seen Curse Return, you can still watch it. It's basically an original drama."

Love is the most twisted curse in the world

During the Heian period, cursed spirits were rampant and the living environment of ordinary humans was exploited. It was not until the emergence of sorcerers that people saw hope.

The sorcerer also became the most honorable identity in the Heian period. They possessed extremely destructive spell power and the supreme power of this period.

Hanauchi Yukiori was born in this chaotic era.

As a child born into a lowly family, he should have lived an ordinary life, or been caught up in the fight between cursed spirits and sorcerers and died.

However, because of her face that should not exist in this world, Hanauchi Yukiori was involved in a bigger conspiracy and fight.

He became the target of this torrent. The sorcerer who was madly obsessed with his beauty imprisoned him in a place without light in the name of love. Even so, Hanauchi Yukiori did not resent anyone, but he died that winter.

Xie Mingzhe woke up and was reborn in the future world. Here, a holographic card battle game has become popular throughout the galaxy, and countless professional card players and professional card designers have appeared. ——The competition is about to begin, and now please show your battle cards! Others' decks: Millennium Sacred Tree, Flame Dragon, Ice Crystal Phoenix! Xie Mingzhe's deck: Zhuge Liang, Diao Chan, Cao Cao, Sun Quan... Unprecedented character battle cards, with strange and bizarre skills, appeared on the field. The audience: This player has a really unique style →_→ 1. The main character is a bottom, and the card battle plot is refreshing. The CP is Tang Muzhou. 2. A gentle and dark top who pampers his wife to the sky x a cheerful bottom with extremely strong combat power. 3. Card battle game, the rules/deck settings are all original by the author, and if you encounter bugs

[Daily update at 12:00 PM every night, ING~ 15,000 nutrient solution updates already sent, 21,000 next time~] In the interstellar era, a family of ferocious beasts, who hadn't had a cub for 100,000 years, received a golden egg from a divine oracle. It's said that this egg gave birth to a ferocious beast unprecedented in history...

Notice: [Chapter 39 is a side story about a parallel world unrelated to the main story, please skip it.] Even many years later, Lin Xi still dreams. In his dreams, he is still just an ordinary person, and his brother is still alive. The Apollo has not made any positioning errors, and the warp...

"After I became the protagonist, I became the top of the paranoid boss" Author: An Ze [Complete + Extra] Copywriter: [Minesweeper] Do not enter the top and control, gentle and cute 1 star top x strong and crazy drama spirit domineering boss bottom - Zong Mo read a Shura field owner bottom story, and he and the protagonist bottom have the same name. The domineering boss top 2 in this book, who was in love with the movie star protagonist top but failed, kept the 18th-tier star protagonist bottom by his side. However, Zong Mo unexpectedly became this protagonist bottom. The terrible thing is that he is a pure

[This is a silly article, I am mentally unstable, don't read it by mistake. ]

Zhou Yang was born with bad luck and his entire family was killed.

Until he was twenty-two years old, he finally killed himself.

As a result, he traveled through time and space and became a villain, bound to the ultimate invincible villain system.

Zhou Yang: I suffered in my last life, so what's wrong with enjoying myself in this life? Regarding the protagonist, whoever wants to go can go!

result……

The Immortal Emperor returns, with an immortal body and an indestructible soul, shocking the world...to protect Zhou Yang!

The Dragon King's son-in-law, with a twist of his mouth, protects our Zhou Yang!

The miracle doctor came down the mountain to look for his senior sister? No, to protect our Zhou Yang?

The God of War returned and saw Zhou Yang living in a villa. In anger, he sent 100,000 soldiers to protect Zhou Yang.

Even after digging out the supreme bone, I am still invincible... I will protect Zhou Yang!

Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, I... choose to protect Zhou Yang!

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.