In the first year, Princess Li Qian first met the "gentleman". The man was upright and fair. She sneered: "Hypocrite."
In the third year, the battle for the heir to the throne was lost in one step. He closed his eyes and begged for death. The man was the only one who stepped forward and risked his life to protect him back to the capital. She sneered: "He is still a gentleman."
In the fifth year, the coup d'état ascended the throne. The empress came to the court and offered the man high positions, generous salaries, noble ladies and beauties. She refused them all. She frowned slightly: "He is indeed a gentleman."
In the tenth year, she woke up in the morning with soreness all over her body. She gritted her teeth and cursed the man beside her: "You are unworthy of being a gentleman!"
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"Three things can make the empire great again: swords, humble officials and Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism."
He said to the empress.
Li Qian: I am really not a breeding master. I just used a little help from Goldfinger to make the ornamental fish (koi) evolve into a green-scaled dragon; to make the turkey hunter (red-feathered chicken) evolve into a sun dove; and to make the bulb moth ( Glitter Moth) evolved into the Holy Light Butterfly; let the domestic pig (Porpoise) evolve into the Diya Beast...
[Exciting][Relaxed][Funny][Invincible][Genius][Art is Patrick Star]
Myriad races are invading, and humanity is in danger.
In order to protect itself, the world will give everyone the opportunity to awaken professional resistance at the age of seventeen!
Li Xiao traveled through time and space, but awakened to be a professional clay master!
Who knew that the second life profession 'Demolition Master' would also awaken!
Since then, a very special clay blaster has emerged.
"Who is this person? How did he put the bomb in the devil's skin?"
"You said this is your clay clone? Whose clone wears makeup?"
"I want to report that every time a monster is low on health, he detonates it at the last minute to take advantage!"
Many years later, when Li Xiao swept across all races in the heavens with countless clay bombs.
In an interview, Li Xiao said:
"As long as your thinking does not slip, there are always more solutions than problems!"
[Conan Fanfiction]
I traveled through time and space and became Kudo Shinichi's younger brother? Are you kidding me!
I don't want to be a detective, I want to be a cartoonist!
Sorry, Shinichi...it's not that I don't want to help you, I just really want to have a younger brother named Edogawa Conan.
By the way, what do you think of my cartoon's protagonist being a Shiba Inu wearing a blue suit, gray shorts, and a red bow tie around his neck?
Isn't it very creative?
A supernatural thriller game arrives.
Randomly select players to enter the strange dungeon.
Everyone is immersed in fear and trying to survive in the cracks.
Until the game selected Shen Jian, who was worrying about the reconstruction of the underworld...
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While the player is struggling to survive in the horror world, Shen Jian is watching The Ring with Sadako.
When the player is on the run in the horror world, Shen Jian is having a heart-to-heart talk with the Mother of Strange Buddha.
While players are looking for hope in the horror world, Shen Jian has rebuilt the underworld and brought hell to the underworld.
Seeing Shen Jian becoming the Son of Emperor Yin, all the players burst into tears.
Brother, are you serious? Your style of painting is wrong!
[Can't bear a little hardship, not aggrieved, cool to the end + nonsensical + villain abuses the protagonist + decisive killing + a lot of beautiful women + not a saint]
Jiang Yantian was transported to a fantasy world. Initially, he was a minor villain, but he got a system that humiliated the protagonist.
As long as you humiliate the protagonist and do a series of things that are detrimental to the protagonist, you can gain humiliation points!
So he killed the two brothers of the lucky protagonist at the very beginning.
But this is only the first victim...
Jiang Yantian: "It's okay. Although you can't be a man, it's not all bad. At least you can enter the women's bathhouse openly!"
"If you dare to slander me today, you will slaughter the entire sect tomorrow. If so, I will help you ascend on the spot!"
"My beauty, would you like to sleep with me tonight?"
Su Xiao transmigrated into the body of a substitute top laner for a professional esports team and unexpectedly activated a bizarre system that rewards him with money for dying in matches. Su Xiao: "Sorry, system, I can bankrupt you."
Before the match, Su Xiao exclaimed, "Coach, my Yasuo top lane is amazing!"
Coach: "Holy crap, Yasuo top lane can get a pentakill? Is this the legendary genius?"
During the match, Su Xiao exclaimed, "The enemy is going to gank me with four men, I'm definitely going to die this time!"
Commentator: "Damn, how did he mess up this tower dive? Su Xiao traded four kills under the tower."
After the match, Su Xiao said, "I'm coming clean. I'm not some genius top laner. It's just that the other team was too bad."
Fans: "Su Xiao is handsome, skilled, and most importantly, humble. I love him!"
Years later, Su Xiao, who has become a winner in life, still fondly recalled: "Back then, when I was only at the Iron level, I just wanted to be an actor, make a quick buck, and run away."
Zhang Daye, who accidentally wandered into the world of pirates, obtained a strange magic circle that can summon characters from other worlds.
His first partner turned out to be Tom Cat!
In the midst of the blue and purple neon lights, under the gray, metallic sky, it is the frontier of all data, the aftermath of a scientific revolution, also the border of fiction and reality.
Steel versus body; the past and the future.
Here, the Outer World and the Inner World exist alongside each other. It seems like the wall of time is right in front of your eyes.
Darkness gradually swallows the world.
But listen, my friend, we cannot use kindness to survive the darkness. We need fire.
The poor three generations won the Shenhao system, and since then they have spread across the city and established a money empire!