(You can use your invincible cultivation at any time, but your body needs to be upgraded! Don't suppress it, don't feel depressed.)
The good-for-nothing Chen Changan accidentally gained 999 billion years of invincible cultivation!
But because his body is too weak, using his invincible cultivation will deduct his lifespan???
So Chen Changan started a side business in the small clinic.
A medicinal herb that can extend your life by ten years can help you kill a demon lord.
A medicinal herb with a lifespan of twenty years can kill an Immortal Emperor.
A body-building technique that increases lifespan by fifty years, and a talisman that allows one to cultivate to the level of an Immortal Emperor.
……
A few years later, Chen Changan stood at the door of the small clinic. Looking at the creatures from all over the world kneeling in submission at the door, he sighed deeply.
If I say that I am just a small doctor who wants to cultivate my body and achieve immortality, would you believe me?
【Host, host! I might be late, but I, the Femme Fatale Conquer System, am here to accompany you!】
【Now, let’s first conquer Momoana, a legendary female emperor who boasts looks and wits.】
Shu Yichao: “Charge, my nomads! Show them our unrivaled archery!”
And so, Momoana died.
【My host, I’ll assume what happened earlier was an accident. We have to succeed for the next one. Our next conquer target is Purin, a lofty and cold sorceress.】
Shi Yichao: “Clear the mobs and stack skeletons! I shall bring the undead calamity upon the world!”
And so, Purin died.
【…Maybe you didn’t hear me clearly, my host. I said court her, not cull her. Our next target–】
Shu Yichao: “Build the hive and spam the worms. My hive mind shall devour the world! Who can compete with me?”
【…】
Shi Yichao: “Halleluyah! I have finally gotten rid of every single one of them! Speaking of which, System, it has been a long time since you last spoke to me?”
【I’m tired. Just go and destroy everything.】
[Hilarious + Lao Liu + Live Broadcast + Sunny Boy + Occupation + No Female Lead. ]
Su Bai traveled through a parallel world and became a contestant on an observation program. At the beginning, he was drawn to be a "junk picker" profession.
Until he found the reward item from the Sheriff's Bureau in a trash can on the street.
The whole style of the show changed.
"Oh my god, I've worked at a garbage sorting station for so many years, and this is the first time I've discovered such a big bomb buried in our garbage station?"
"I asked you to pick up rags, but you went to clean up the battlefield? You have scraped away all the land, brother..."
"Our Cultural Relics Bureau declares that this ancient tomb was definitely not robbed. Tomb robbers would not have looted it so thoroughly!"
“……”
I thought the job of ragpicking was outrageous enough.
Unexpectedly——
Suona funeral director: "When dogs passing by hear this, they will crawl over and cry a little."
Rural Dian Da Shao: "After the Michelin selection team ate it, they had to kneel down and beg Su Bai to join Michelin."
The extra in the film crew said: "Other people who play corpses are afraid that they will move around, but Su Bo is different. I am really afraid that he won't move. Brother, it's been a day and a night, can you take a breath?"
Jiang Qiao, who traveled to Changkong City, joined a chat group. When he was about to run away, he found that he had exchanged bodies with Alicia from 50,000 years ago. And this was just the beginning - when Jiang Qiao came in front of Alicia, Alicia was dumbfounded by her gorgeous dress. So I am the fake Alicia? When Jiang Qiao attended the Fontainebleau Court in the appearance of Funina, he waved his hand and the sea turned back. Paimon pointed at Jiang Qiao who was holding the yellow-haired fool and said: You said this is fake? When Jiang Qiao used the appearance of Qingque to beat Huanlong and became the hero of Luofu. Qingque: Master Taibu, I am wronged! I am really just a slacker! Someone else defeated Huanlong! Jiang Qiao, who had exchanged countless bodies with group members, sighed. "Alas, another day of being helpful."
In a world where human and monsters relied on mystical fruits and their inner power to fight for dominance, a lost soul was thrown, given the powers from all the other worlds he’s known. But there was a catch; he had no control over what power he would get! With knowledge beyond that of most, he sails his path to the top of the one piece world!
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Yo, Hi! I’m Frank, I made a deal with a demon to pay me some money for receiving a guest for a few days every week.
I had no idea about what I have done.
On May 1st, Conan ‘the God of Death’ came to my house. I was forced to let him in and we get involved in a criminal case.
On May 8th, Bruce Wayne ‘Batman’ came to me. I was forced to follow him to fight crime.
On May 16th, Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs, came to my home. I can only say that I really can’t stand my guests.
Shen Qi, who is stingy and greedy for money,'s biggest dream is to follow the female president of the goddess, but the goddess Li Huange found that Shen Qi was not simple.
So the diva adopted a boy and secretly signed up for a live baby-raising program.
Shen Qi, who usually has incomplete five sounds, has become a singing ability comparable to that of the national team.
The most insensitive musical instrument at ordinary times, but the eighteen-sense musical instruments are within reach.
He can not only play and sing, but also create.
When the future is not at home, Shen Qi's way of educating children is completely beyond everyone's knowledge.
When Shen Qi was complacent, he didn't know that his omnipotence had been exposed on the whole network.
【Slice of Life】【Single Female Lead】【Super Sweet】
"My name is Lin En. I’m a hero… or rather, I used to be one."
—
From the ruins, a crackling radio blares:
"Hero Lin En has murdered his former comrades! The Hero Association fought valiantly—13 S-class heroes, all perished... The Federation hereby sentences Lin En for crimes against humanity! A nationwide manhunt is underway!"
—
On a stormy night, retired Demon Queen Clea opens her door—
Her old nemesis stands drenched in blood in the rain, eyes blank, head hanging low, and whispers:
"I’m sorry... I don’t know where else to go..."
On an odd impulse, she lets the lunatic in.
And discovers… she’s taken in a total menace.
He eats her food, lives in her house, spends her money—and worse… he… he…
Ugh! I hate my husband the most!
—
"Hero, humanity is in danger again. Aren’t you going to save them?"
"Who?"
"Humanity..."
"...What’s that?"
"I said—never mind."
Clea looks helplessly at the man hogging her couch, tugs at his cheek, and sighs:
"I’m hungry. Let’s go eat."
Lin En pulls her into his arms with a smirk, leans down and whispers by her ear:
"Let’s make dinner first, then we can eat~"
Saving the world? Not as sweet as holding my wife.
[Relaxed + funny + invincible master + fierce bandit system + backer king + the sixth in the sect + group favorite + bullying + not a very serious cultivation, pure pickaxe~]
After five years of listening to music in the brothel, the system can no longer sit still.
[System: Brother, do you want to be invincible? As long as you complete the novice mission...]
Xu Anshan: Do you think I need it?
I am the leader of Wu Shi Peak, the number one sect in Luhua Island.
My senior sisters are all overlords in their respective areas, and my master and grandmaster dote on me in every way.
You are extremely powerful, and my master has reached the age of 15.
You are the elder of a famous family, and your master is Mei Jigui.
You are a thousand-year-old ghost, and my master Mei is now a 15-year-old.
[System: Brother, I admit that your master is indeed very strong, but if I activate the plateau bloodline, the system circle rules will be terrified when they see me. I wonder if your master can still compete with me.]
[System: My host must be protected by me! ]
Until one day——
The Demon Emperor arrived, and Xu An called his master to no avail. He saw his master called her master, and his master's master called his master, and his master's master's master called his master...
Until the void was shattered, a master from the Emperor Realm stepped through the void and came.
The Wu Shi Peak lineage’s main focus is on bullying others by taking advantage of their power!
【System: ...I don’t accept it!!!】
[System: Wait for me to go out hunting!!!]
[System: My host must be protected by me! ! ! ]