[Relaxed + funny + invincible master + fierce bandit system + backer king + the sixth in the sect + group favorite + bullying + not a very serious cultivation, pure pickaxe~]
After five years of listening to music in the brothel, the system can no longer sit still.
[System: Brother, do you want to be invincible? As long as you complete the novice mission...]
Xu Anshan: Do you think I need it?
I am the leader of Wu Shi Peak, the number one sect in Luhua Island.
My senior sisters are all overlords in their respective areas, and my master and grandmaster dote on me in every way.
You are extremely powerful, and my master has reached the age of 15.
You are the elder of a famous family, and your master is Mei Jigui.
You are a thousand-year-old ghost, and my master Mei is now a 15-year-old.
[System: Brother, I admit that your master is indeed very strong, but if I activate the plateau bloodline, the system circle rules will be terrified when they see me. I wonder if your master can still compete with me.]
[System: My host must be protected by me! ]
Until one day——
The Demon Emperor arrived, and Xu An called his master to no avail. He saw his master called her master, and his master's master called his master, and his master's master's master called his master...
Until the void was shattered, a master from the Emperor Realm stepped through the void and came.
The Wu Shi Peak lineage’s main focus is on bullying others by taking advantage of their power!
【System: ...I don’t accept it!!!】
[System: Wait for me to go out hunting!!!]
[System: My host must be protected by me! ! ! ]
[Reverse wear + Entertainment Circle + Variety Show Live + Female Lead is Terribly Strong + Likes to Take Revenge on the Spot]
Hanying Sword is known as the bloodthirsty magic sword that everyone is afraid of, but it has become a puppet in the entertainment circle.
In the front, the agency seized the opportunity to suppress PUA madly: How can you be so stupid! Your audition performance is not as good as the extras! How come you are fat again, you look like a pig on camera!
Later, black fans attacked the opponent and dragged down: Jiang Hanying is getting uglier and uglier, it hurts the eyes! The evidence of having multiple relationships under the feet, with pictures and the truth!
The little girl could not bear the pressure, and the resentment when she committed suicide attracted the magic sword Jiang Hanying who was searching for the breath of her master everywhere.
***
Agent: Mr. Ge has a lot of resources in his hands, and there will be many great opportunities if
you treat him well. Jiang Hanying: Treat him well, right? You still want to play in the water like a pair of mandarin ducks, why not stuff a slipper in your mouth!
Black fans: Jiang Hanying get out of the "Absolute Experience" program team, you are just a scumbag who just wants to make soy sauce!
Wait until the second episode of the new recruits experience starts:
Jiang Hanying appears with a screen full of barrages asking her to get out, and she wins
the first place in the 6,000-meter race! She
is the only one in the 400-meter obstacle race!
Challenge to eat raw meat? She drinks more blood than the people present drink water!
During the 50-kilometer cross-country training, she also assisted the local mountain guards in catching a group of poachers.
Haters: It seems that I can’t really blacken them this time!
The agency noticed that Jiang Hanying was slightly out of control, and was preparing to use its usual method of suppressing PUA.
Jiang Hanying: I’m sorry, I received an active contract renewal from the variety show producer, and I also reported the company and everyone present. You’re welcome, this is the basic accomplishment of being a law-abiding citizen!
“What? You’re saying that even with half a million troops under my command, the Emperor still suspects me of treason?”
“Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence.”
“Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to ‘build influence’?”
“Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty.”
“Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!”
“But you keep referring to yourself as ‘We’…”
“Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!”
“……”
"I'm not a god, I'm just a worker who gets off work on time."
"I will help you as much as possible during working hours. As for after I get off work... you are on your own."
Workplace + farming + popular science + gods + a little love story. Probably~haha
Jiang Zhao was once a roll king, rolling day and night until the entire Xiuxian world was numbed, just to create a comfortable and comfortable environment for retirement.
But when he came out of seclusion, he found that the Xiuxian world was about to collapse.
What's the point of rolling!
Something called a system appeared, saying that if you complete the task and accumulate enough points, you can go back to the past and change the ending of the Xiuxian world.
Jiang Zhao: Go or not? Go, but he won't roll again.
Any time traveler will make a significant contribution to their country and nation, and profit from it. Some believe that all the great men in history could be time travelers. However, traveling to the American capital broke this convention. Someone asked Wang Cheng, "Mr. DuPont, what enabled you to identify such a brilliant idea and invest in Pfizer's ED project?" Wang Cheng eloquently expounded on his investment theory on stage... Some actually said he simply wanted free Viagra. As the most powerful man in Hollywood, Wang Cheng fiercely criticized many of Hollywood's problems: "Hollywood has lost its originality, obsessed with box office numbers, and lost its artistry. I must change this." This single change of heart caused widespread complaints from film companies and theater chains, critics, and...
Simply for mocking Makoto's early death, she was cursed by him and transmigrated into the body of Izumi Masamune. There's only one way to break the curse: to win over every anime heroine she encounters, despite the obstacles posed by the original protagonist and various other unforeseen circumstances. Megumi Kaname, Utaha Kasumigaoka, Eriri, Sagiri Izumi, Yukinoshita Yukino, Mafuyu Kirisu… Thus begins a story of youth, romance, and incidentally becoming a light novelist.
It all started with a perfect Mapo Tofu for one dollar...
a humble little restaurant.
A mysterious recipe.
A chef who, with the support of countless famous chefs from ancient and modern times, vowed to take the world of chefs to the next level.
The restaurant owner calculated that
for every serving sold, the restaurant would lose seven dollars.
Chen Nian: "If nothing else, I opened a restaurant just to make friends."
...
There are hundreds of flavors in dishes, just like there are hundreds of flavors in life.
Inheriting the aftertaste, there is a unique flavor.
The new restaurant is open, welcome to visit.
The original name of this book is "Flavor".
The incorrect abbreviation of this book is "Delicious Food Starts from Madou"
This is an extremely dark world.
The Emperor walked the earth, trying to restore the glory of the Empire.
But the fate of mankind has long been toyed with by evil gods.
In the precarious future, there is only endless darkness and war.
until--
The Death Guard named Hades appears.
The threads of fate are intertwined. Can the existence from the outside world reverse the tragedy destined for thousands of sentient beings?
The gods placed their bets.
But Hades doesn't know this at the moment. He is crying like a fart whose toes have been stepped on.
"Help!!! Why is this the world of Warhammer?!"
"Also, why am I a Death Guard?!!"
"Is it too late to kill yourself and start again?!"
It's a funny novel. The nerdy and unscrupulous male protagonist travels to the world of grimdark, where he wanders around with his legs broken and crying like a bastard.
This is a star-filled universe in which Kafka chose the dome as the vessel. The pioneer who roamed the starry sea is no longer the familiar star, but the dome.
However, the star that served as the carrier did not disappear; instead, it was transported to the continent of Teyvat by a mysterious force.
On the continent of Teyvat, the siblings Ying and Kong never reached this place, yet the course of history is exactly the same.
Having been transported to an unfamiliar beach, Xing, rubbing her rumbling stomach, used her limited understanding of human nature to make a simple fishing rod and start fishing on the beach, hoping to catch her dinner that night.
Thus, the road to Teyvat lost one traveler and gained one great love star.
This book is also known as: Batman and the White Fairy