The first snow of 2002 came earlier than usual!
After being reborn, Lin Yu, who graduated from Shengmajiagou Vocational and Technical College, decided to change his way of life!
He wanted to let Yingjiang know how much resentment it takes to feed nine evil sword immortals!
"New Year, New Atmosphere. Let's change the name of our base to Rheinsteel!"
"Military to civilian? Let's change our thinking and disassemble the weapons and equipment into civilian goods!"
"Here is a tractor, 12 seamless steel pipes, 1 set of special threaded pipe joints, and 1,200 kilograms of fertilizer!"
"These are two mobile phones and two batteries!"
"Who dares to say that these things are not civilian goods?"
"After joining the WTO, we must let them know the power of free trade!"
"Insufficient accuracy? There is no need to waste time and money to improve accuracy! Add more medicine! If one hundred kilograms is not enough, add one ton!"
"Fighting on the battlefield? People must first figure out their own weight. Come on, use this 120 mm to fight!"
That year, the Eagle Sauce soldiers who were used to security battles suddenly found that the familiar world seemed to have changed!
Why do the equipment of fellow villagers look better than their own?
Traveling through fantasy, Ye Lang became the leader of a system group. There were countless systems in the group: the drama system, the sleeping system, the cross-dressing system, the infinite identity system, the god-level impression system...
The Lingxiao Sect where the game starts is facing the crisis of destruction, and Ye Lang is bound to a giant operating system!
Don't panic when your life is at stake, forcefully kiss the beautiful and elegant empress, initiate a counter-attack, and complete a huge operation!
Show off to the full audience!
…
Ye Lang: I have countless systems. Any one of my actions would be enough to shock you for ten thousand years!
At the start of the game, Su Ming acquired a piece of land worth billions, but he used it to farm!
Cucumbers, peppers, bamboo shoots...
Everyone was baffled: "A plot of land worth billions is being used for farming? Su Ming, what's wrong with you?"
Su Ming smiled mysteriously.
You're not so naive as to think that the cucumbers I grow are actually cucumbers, are you?
You can't even imagine how happy I am when I farm!
Entering his second year of high school, Qingze, who had traveled through time, suddenly awakened his telekinesis. After a week of training, his telekinesis transformed into hypnosis.
He always had a girl to cushion his fall,
and his weekly superpowers, like clairvoyance and the ability to freeze time, disrupted his life and made him realize that he couldn't possibly be the hero of a passionate manga.
Lin Xing never expected that even though he had left the group ten years ago, his former teammate's scandal would backfire and make him famous.
The world has become a battleground modeled after various celestial realms, where all living beings are digitized, awaiting countless player incursions meant to kill and torture. The character Yi Zheng, who starts as the weakest “rabbit monster” in the newbie village, chooses to train hard with a group of rabbits doing push‑ups, rowing, swimming… After a year of disciplined training, when players arrive, they are shocked: instead of seeing weak mobs, they face a terrifying army of muscle‑bound devil rabbits! At the top sits the Rabbit King, waving a carrot and declaring:
“Starting today, nobody runs out of the newbie village!”
【Funny】【Old Six】【Relax】【Nonsensical】【Disaster】
[This book is mainly about fun and laughter, the rhythm is a bit slow, don't read if you don't like it]
Cultivation calendar: 17863
Emperor Qin Yu ascended to heaven, bigwigs from all walks of life came to see him off, firecrackers rang, and everyone had tears in their eyes and chanted.
Sect elder: "Gone, this disaster is finally gone, and we can finally have some peace."
Sect disciple: "Family, who understands, do you know how I have been living these years, I was cheated out of my pants, and I don't want to be fleeced like this!"
Hehuan Sect elder: "When Qin Yu learned the Qingxin Mantra, I knew that my sect could not escape."
Demon Sect elite: "I thought I was bad enough, but I didn't expect Qin Yu's casual move would require me to learn for a lifetime."
Demon Sect elder: Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I would have to rely on reporting to the police to protect myself. "
The leader of the ancient demon cult: "If I were given another chance to start over, I would rather choose not to be resurrected."
The leader of the sect said: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect is the thing I regret most in my life!"
Qin Yu saw that everyone was in tears and was reluctant to leave, so he said: "If you can't bear to let me go, I can..."
The cultivators of various sects shouted: "Please ascend to heaven, please don't harm the world of cultivation!"
Naruto World is a world dominated by ninjas.
From “Konoha Crash” to “Dawn”, from “Pen” to “Hui Ye”
This is a world full of dangers. As a traverser, how can I survive in this world?
Do not! I have the skills of “Ragnarok” (Asura), I will be invincible!
"Boss, something's not right with this 'Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms' manual!" Guo Jing said with a bitter face.
"Guo Jing, you're such an honest person, how dare you slander someone's innocence out of thin air! It's just that your cultivation isn't up to par yet!" Qin Shouyi said righteously.
"Boss, I received this makeup guide for young girls, it's pretty good!" Little Dragon Girl sent a message.
"Thank you, dear, please remember to leave a five-star review!" Qin Shou immediately beamed with joy.
Having accidentally acquired the Multiverse Taobao System, Qin Shou has since evolved into a cunning merchant across the multiverse.
Whatever the customer needs, Qin Shou has it!
American horror: Five people enter a haunted house and no one survives;
Chinese horror: Five people enter a haunted house and six escape;
I want to prove that all Americans are cowards!