In 1668, my city was voted the best safe place in the country.
I have made an indelible contribution to this.
Because I got caught.
"Virtual online game + everything can be begged + super talent + relaxed and funny + invincible meanness"
When Shen Mu was "experiencing life", he accidentally picked up a game activation card. After entering the game, he actually gained a super talent: begging! !
'You used Beg on the Goddess of Luck and succeeded, gaining a temporary buff, the Favor of the Goddess of Luck!'
'You used begging on the Black Dragon of Destruction. The begging was successful, and you obtained the Dragon Flame of the Black Dragon of Destruction. You have been burned to ashes!'
'You used Beg on the Village Chief's Wife, but failed, and gained the buff: Drinking Poison to Quench Thirst!'
"You used Beg on the village chief and succeeded. You received 1 Green Costume (Headgear)!"
"You used begging on the village chief's son, and succeeded in begging, but got a worn-out diaper. You are despised by the village chief's family!"
'You used begging on the poor beggar, and the begging was successful. You got the equipment. You are destined to be with me!'
'You begged the sleeping corpse king, and succeeded, and obtained the corpse king's foot binding!'
"You used Beg on the angry beggar and succeeded, earning the title - Bitch!"
'You used begging on the goddess of war, and the begging was successful. You were teleported to the ancient battlefield and you are dead!'
'You used begging on the dog king's corpse. The begging was successful and you received a mysterious package!'
'You used Beg on the roadside stone. Begging was successful. You got the roadside stone!'
……
Shen Mu, who possessed the magical skill of begging, even plucking a passing dog a few times!
And the gods... can only sigh
I am the NBA flood control dam. Any offensive torrent can only die under my fly swatter!
[Online game, tabletop RPG-like, infinite loop, slightly scary, not mindless]
Attention all players of Hunting City:
Players take on the role of an "investigator," venturing into various dangerous locations and struggling between mystery and humanity. Investigator deaths during missions are permanent. Enjoy the game!
This is a dark forest where the bizarre and the strange intertwine, where people fight and kill each other under cruel rules, the victors enjoy everything, and the losers become food.
In this ultimate hardcore game, there exist beings known as gods. They wield power and manipulate fate at the boundary between illusion and reality, unknown and invisible to all, except…
A legendary investigator!
Qianlong stood before the altar, amidst surging black mist and undulating waves!
"Great Lord, I call upon your name, please grant my wish...to become a white-haired, animal-eared loli!"
[Charm test in progress]
[Difficulty of verification: Extremely difficult]
[Test Result: A Great Success!]
This is the legendary investigator!
[Note: If the story progresses normally in the early stages, the loli will appear as your level and difficulty increase~]
[Fiction from the 1980s] Su Wen read a popular novel about son-in-law in the 1980s. The hero is a tough guy with a sense of security, but at the same time he is a bit dark-bellied and sullen.
It was the style she liked, so with a wave of her hand, she rewarded one million reading coins—and then she became the hero’s scumbag ex-wife.
In the book, the original body, as the head of the family who recruits a family at home, does not want to stand up for the family, but is a love brain. Don’t want to have huge golden thighs, but was instigated by the little white flower heroine, and fell in love with the scumbag from the next village.
After Su Wen came through, she hugged the male lead’s golden thigh tightly, and worked hard to make money and become rich. As a result, the younger sisters were too competitive, crying and shouting to recruit a son-in-law at home like the older sister, and they gave birth to a baby with the surname Su.
So, Su Wen started the rhythm of choosing her son-in-law every day, all of them are handsome and talented. One body is better than the other, and the family background is better than the other. It’s so hard to choose!
Someone who was left out aggressively blocked her behind the door: “Am I handsome? Is my figure good? Is my family strong?”
Su Wen: “…But they are my sister-in-law.”
“My whole body is yours. I will give you the passbook, and I will give you my life.”
The next day, Su Wen woke up and looked at more than twenty passbooks, lost in thought…
She, a 21st century mercenary queen, had crossed over into a tragically betrayed body of a waste. Waste? She will show them what it means to be a waste! Betrayed? With the Ancient Manual in her hands, she will astonish all the despicable men and cheap women!
Wait! Didn’t everyone say that she was an evil woman which everyone feared? Why is his Third Highness, full of mystery and charisma, so interested in her?
A con-man and policewoman that are legends of their respective professions suddenly die, then are reincarnated and return to the Tang Dynasty of ancient China as little kids.
Accepting their second chance and forced restart, they choose to use the modern knowledge and specific talents that they have in their previous lives in order to live comfortably in this new life.
Zhang Xiaobao:
“I don’t think I have the ability to change anything big. My thoughts were simple — just to improve my own family’s living conditions.
But many times, things don’t go the way you plan.
While I was working hard to raise my family’s standard of living... a lot happened.
How should I put it… hmm, simply put — the butterfly effect?
No, no, that metaphor’s a bit too poetic.
To put it plainly — I’m the rat turd that got dropped into the pot.”
Wang Juan:
“Ever since I ended up in this era with an international scammer, I hereby declare: this world shall have no more con artists.”
Rumor has it that among the leaders of the Reunion Movement was a pioneer who wielded a banner. Though a mere flag bearer, she possessed combat prowess surpassing even the Imperial Guards. People still vaguely remember her saying, "Tarua, spit fire!" during battle.
The prettiest girl in the class, the campus belle queen, an attractive policewoman, a cunning reporter, a charming businesswoman, a mesmerizing commando, and a millionaire spendthrift, all shall lose themselves to passion.
Be it a Lolita, a virtuous woman, a regal queen, a mature racy woman, a cold-blooded goddess, or a sexy baby-faced doll, all beauties shall come to his embrace.
Young and inexperienced, equipped with the [Flower Pickup System], young schoolboy Su Ke, felt his life become more and more chaotic…
After a series of life-changing events, Pei Ge decides to start anew and rediscover her place in this world. She gets a new job, new friends and… a new boss whom she mistakes as a male host!
He helps her to get revenge on a back-stabbing friend, supports her when it seems that the world has given up on her, encourages her to be more confident about herself and even… messes up her blind dates!
With her strong working abilities and fiery attitude, she manages to climb up the ranks in the company (under the devious scheme of a certain CEO) and even gains a fan girl who can’t wait to be her sister-in-law.
As Pei Ge navigates through the ups and downs of office politics, family drama, finding her right partner and societal expectations, she realizes that things are not as simple as it seemed and everything she had believed in is tested…
The Big Misunderstanding:
“You a**hole! Why didn’t you use protection?! I’m pregnant!”
“…It’s not mine.”
“a**hole! You actually dare to not admit it?! I gave all my firsts to you! You jerk!”
…
At the gynecologist, she read her pregnancy lab report and was stunned: Irregular period.
The man raised an eyebrow and smirked, “Didn’t you make a ruckus about being pregnant with my child? Where is the child?!”
“…” Who is scared of who? Let’s make a bet!