[Sky screen + overhead + Lao Liu + relaxed + sand sculpture + group portrait + system]

Gu Qin was reborn as the ninth prince of the Jing Dynasty who died young. His mother died young and he had no prominent relatives.

At a young age, he was evaluated by great scholars as having mediocre talent and no knowledge.

There was no one to protect him in the palace, and he was not good at speaking, so naturally he was not favored.

Just as Gu Qin continued to act as the most unknown person in the palace, a curtain descended from the sky, and a familiar voice sounded in his ears:

[Hello everyone, today we will talk about the unparalleled emperor Gu Qin, who expanded the territory of the Jing Dynasty dozens of times and unified the world!]

Gu Qin, whose scalp was tingling under the gaze of all the courtiers and brothers in the hall, was stunned.

ah?

You mean...

Punch the Huns and kick Japan.

Conquer all directions and unify the nine provinces.

Overthrow the official selection system and massacre the aristocratic families.

Breed high-yield varieties and make the miracle drug allicin.

…

He easily escaped from the royal battle royale, led his troops to defeat the Huns, and then marched into Luoyang, not forgetting to chop up his human brothers and make dumplings.

Emperor Shuntian reigned for more than seventy years.

It was me???

No, is this still Chinese? !

Gu Qin took a deep breath when he thought of the emperor's swift and steady schedule of going to bed at midnight and getting up at four o'clock.

Tianmu, the tonic is messing with me!

He, Gu Qin, is just an ordinary salted fish who wants to lie down and do nothing!

Xia Chuan transmigrates to a parallel world with Pokémon. At the beginning of the story, he is abandoned in an orphanage and is born blind in his left eye.

Because of a congenital disability, he was not adopted by any kind-hearted person.

A disastrous start!

Natsukawa grew up amidst the warmth of the orphanage and the farewells to her friends, just before she was about to obtain her starter Pokémon...

With the help of the orphanage director, he was implanted with a mechanical prosthetic eye that could merge with Rotom.

After his left eye merged with Rotom, the world before Xia Chuan's eyes became somewhat different...

Pokémon

This book is also known as: Pokémon: The Beginning with Finding a Pokémon Egg That Rolled Off Torterra's Back

The beautiful commander looked at the shattered planet ahead with a dull expression:

"Do you know what you just did?"

Li Changye scratched his head and said calmly:

"Evacuate the people. Based on my years of experience as a frontline soldier, I know that nipping the danger in the bud is the most effective method."

The beautiful officer grabbed his collar and yelled:

"But you blew up Blue Star with one punch! Is that what a private like you should do?!"

"Tell me! What exactly did you do in the past? What is your purpose in hiding from me?!"

Li Changye thought about it and finally confessed:

"Actually, I am the Lord of Eternal Night in the God Realm, but sir, don't worry, I have resigned now."

The beautiful commander was so frightened that she huddled up in a ball:

"Is that... the legendary Lord of Eternal Night, who is emotionless, bloodthirsty, and contemptuous of all living beings?"

Li Changye: “…”

[Game Development] [System] [Anti-Trope]

Exclusive Interview

Reporter: “President Mei, your latest game has once again gone explosively viral. Could you share with us the original inspiration behind making this game?”

Mei Caiyi, wearing a pained expression: “You might not believe this, but I actually have a system—every time the company loses money, I personally make a huge profit. So, the whole reason I made this game was to lose money. Same with the last one. And the one before that. All of them.”

Reporter: “Hahaha! President Mei, you’re truly hilarious. I understand now—you’re not in this for the money. You’re just sincerely making heartfelt, high-quality games for the players.”

He really wanted to say: “Understand my ass.”

How was he supposed to know all those games would blow up?

Now they call him things like “visionary,” “marketing genius,” “game development prodigy”—as if they weren’t just slandering him!

“Arbitrary Town”—a construction game with no gameplay, just mindless clicking.

“TombForce”—the protagonist is male, and all the enemies have bizarre, ridiculous designs.

“Cry”—deliberately made to provoke flame wars.

“Conscience-Free Game Platform”—created solely to deter people from registering.

“Escape”—designed to scare players so badly they wouldn’t want to buy it.

…He’s even gone online more than once begging for help: “Willing to pay handsomely for a large-scale, logically sound game idea that’s guaranteed to lose a ton of money!”

Involving *Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend*, *Oregairu*, *Kaguya-sama: Love is War*, *The Angel Next Door Spoils Me Rotten*, and more—but not a self-insert fanfic.

Kasumigaoka Utaha, Yukinoshita Yukino, Shinomiya Kaguya, Shiina Mahiru...

When these once-fantasy "waifus" suddenly appear before you in real life, could you resist the excitement in your heart and keep your distance?

No matter what others might do, Natsukawa Kanade certainly can't suppress his impulses.

And so, he takes the initiative—only to face defeat. He regroups—only to fail again. Again and again...

No matter what strategy he tries, no matter how many targets he switches to, it just doesn't work.

That's when Natsukawa Kanade finally realizes—these idealized versions of them never truly existed in the first place.

Since that's the case, maybe it's time for him to just be himself again...

—In short, this is a story about an "ordinary person" stepping into the world of anime.

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Requester's thoughts - A suprisingly wholesome book about a guy who, to impress a waifu trys to imitate their perceived ideal guy but gets rejected. Finally he gets tired and decides to be himself... and then those waifus are attracted to him.

Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd marry me when you grew up? Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd be with me when you grew up? Me (with a strong survival instinct): Did I? Mom: Son, do you remember when you were little… Me: No, I don't remember anything, I have amnesia! Mom: What's wrong with this child today? I just wanted to ask him if he remembered being sick when he was little.

#For those whose posts are not yet available, please refresh the page to open them~#Recommended: My friend Yan Xun's original alternate account novel, "When I Become an Unromanceable NPC in a Game"~#Stable daily updates, currently at noon every day = [A silly story with a female protagonist who is weak and sickly but actually incredibly strong] [Curse Returns × Plants vs. Zombies] = Xia Youjie has an older sister who is one year younger than him, but since childhood, his frail and sickly sister has been recuperating in their rural hometown. They rarely see each other. Until he entered the Curse High School, one of his mother's communications informed him that his sister, Chiho, had returned from the countryside. —She brought with her [cute] flowers and plants that she had grown in the countryside. Xia Youjie hesitated, "Uh, wait...why do sunflowers have noses and eyes? And they can produce sunlight?" If he hadn't realized that this thing wasn't a curse spirit, he would have attacked it!! Chiho replied, "Because it's a sunflower, our sunshine healer." To prevent zombies from eating your brain, Chiho decided to start a real-life version of Plants vs. Zombies! (Thumbs up) = From a young age, Xia Youjie always knew his older sister was in poor health; coughing up blood and being thin were common occurrences. He thought he had to protect his sister, to protect the weak. However, certain turbulent experiences made Xia Youjie waver on whether "non-sorcerers are worth saving." His unstable mindset led him to witness something in front of his building—his "frail and sickly" sister was smashing a cursed spirit to death with a flowerpot by the window, then casually putting the pot down and continuing to water the flowers with a bright smile. Xia Youjie: "???" "Oh, Jie, you're back!" His sister waved to him from the window, then happily climbed down from the fifth floor in a few strides, "Welcome home!" Xia Youjie: "..." Xia Youjie: "...Are you... alright? You remember you're not feeling well..." What he just did was definitely not something an "ordinary person" with "frail and sickly" health could do! The other person blinked, then nodded. "Ah, right, right, I'm frail and sickly." He paused for a second. "So I can get down from the window in two or three steps and avoid climbing several flights of stairs." Xia Youjie: "...??" Something seems off, yet something seems right too! = It's said that Xia Youjie's sister can also see cursed spirits. Gojo Satoru had once curiously asked him why his sister didn't attend Cursed High like them. Xia Youjie: "...She's frail and sickly." Ah, I see. Gojo Satoru understood. Until one day, he witnessed Xia Youjie's sister punch a Special Grade Cursed Spirit to death. Gojo Satoru: "???" Gojo Satoru: "You're lying to me!? Didn't you say your sister was frail and sickly!?" Xia Youjie calmly replied, "Yes, so she needs to resolve the danger with one punch to conserve her energy." Gojo Satoru: "...??" Something seems off, yet something seems right too! = The Level 2 Cursed Spirit, the Land God, was actually Level 1! Nanami and Haibara's expressions instantly turned shocked and serious. The superhuman passerby, Chiho's younger brother's junior, is my junior! She immediately grabbed a Tall-nut and charged— One second, the system: [Wait, Tall-nuts aren't used like that! This is for defense!!] The next second, the system stared at the cursed spirit smashed into the ground by the Tall-nut and fell into an eerie silence. "Hey! Youkai, eat a few nuts!" To the stunned eyes of her juniors, the frail girl in front of them used a Tall-nut to smash the cursed spirit until it was half dead. When Chiho's fighting power is maxed out, her protective gear is also a weapon! (Picking a rose.jpg) = Fake frailty, real maxed-out fighting power, spreading joy throughout the world! (Dog head picking up a rose) By the way, an abnormal version of Plants vs. Zombies hh, or Plants vs. Cursed Spirits (?) #SillySpringBreezeSweepsTheFields,Natsuyou'sSisterIsSoHard# Chiho, one person's ease isn't enough to change the world's knife, we must take the people's route! #SillySpringBreezeSweepsTheFields,ThePeopleOfJujutsuAreTrulyAwesome# Chiho Riko is doing well, full of energy! =w========Recommending the no-CP pre-order "I Want to Escape the Detective Conan Main Story!" A brief summary: [Asahi Yuuki, who is clearly trying to escape the main storyline, is constantly being influenced by Di-hua, becoming a big shot both inside and outside the comments section. Asahi Yuuki, I'm really just an ordinary melon seller! QVQ] ○ Various completed derivative works are already available in the author's column, welcome to read them~ ○ There are also many other pre-orders that are very good!</p>

Keywords: Konoha, Naruto, Sharingan, Wood Release, No System!

My name is Shinichi Teshima!

Many people say that Naruto is a legend about eyes...

I admit, the Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan are absolutely awesome!

But... when the Thousand Hands bloodline dormant within me awakened, everything changed.

Witness this—the power of all things in the universe!

But—I thought this was the peak!!!

Until my Wood Release touched the One-Tailed Beast... it mutated!

My wooden puppet has begun to devour the tailed beast!

Sand Release Wood, Flame Release Wood, Lava Release Wood... With each tailed beast I absorb, my power evolves and mutates at a terrifying speed!

As the chakra of the nine tailed beasts converges and reforms within my body...

My Wood Release is no longer content to be merely a "technique".

It took root in my body, built meridians, and eventually... gave birth to a man-made divine tree that belongs only to me!

However, it lacks the final "catalyst" and cannot achieve the desired result.

I have been waiting... until Kaguya Otsutsuki broke free of her seal and descended with the power to destroy the world.

When she saw my chakra fruit tree, which didn't need the Ten-Tails but was born solely from the bloodline of the Senju clan, she was bewildered like never before.

"I've been waiting for you for so long..."

Waiting for that moment, my fruit tree's roots will pierce through heaven and earth, tightly binding and devouring her! The boundless divine bloodline will be absorbed by the fruit tree, and finally, an unprecedented chakra fruit will condense!

I plucked the fruit, swallowed it whole, and felt the ultimate power surging within me, a power that surpassed all things in the universe!

"The Legend of the Eyes?!"

"No... From this day forward, the legends of the ninja world will be written by my Wood Release!"

"I, Chen Yu, would rather die than jump off the dormitory!"

"It's impossible for him to be a catcher. He'll never be able to be one in this lifetime. Miyuki is treacherous and Okumura is stubborn. He can only stay in the starting lineup by playing in the outfield."

"Being a sniper is like being in jail right where you are. My fast legs yearn for the freedom of the outfield."

"Every time I go to the outfield it's like coming home. The outfielders are all talented and speak well. I love being in the outfield again."

"I'm going to the outfield in a bit. Take your phone with you. Remember to bring me along when you guys play in the dugout."

(ps: The protagonist is not a time traveler, I haven't read the comics.)

[Modern Emotions] "Hidden Love in the Entertainment Industry" Author: Xia Rilu [Complete] Script: Qiao Nai shot to fame overnight thanks to his natural acting skills and stunning looks. One red carpet appearance, he and the star-studded He Siyu, a stunning photo of them together, went viral. The world was begging for them to be together, even if it was just a fake rumor. Qiao Nai, completely focused on his career, announced to the world, "I have no plans for a romantic relationship for the next three years." This single statement shattered the fantasies of every "He Siyu" couple.