First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

Losing the fight with the will of the world, Long Zhao sadly turned back into a statue. He had no choice but to find someone who was easy to control to help find the talisman. He set his sights on the scientist named Huibara Ai, and her weakness was obvious - she wanted to resurrect her sister. But this world is too outrageous! Time is completely messed up: today is Wednesday, and tomorrow is Monday; winter is coming before the summer is over! Long Zhao seriously suspected that a big guy was playing with time. After a lot of hardships, the talisman was finally gathered together. Huibara Ai: "Now, can I resurrect my sister?" Long Zhao grinned, revealing a classic villain expression: "Hehehe, Miss Huibara, you are too naive. As everyone knows, I, the Holy Lord, never keep my word."

[Pokémon] + [Team Rocket] + [Villains] + [Story] + [Mega System]

Waking up, Whis finds himself a lowly soldier besieging Crimson at Mt. Moon. Facing the "Fighters," he flees at lightning speed, only to be betrayed by his own teammate. In this dark, dog-eat-dog world of Pokémon, amidst the intertwined factions and ambitious Team Rocket, how will Whis rely on himself to climb to the pinnacle of power and escape the miserable fate of being a lowly member of Team Rocket?

At the Kanto Cape, Weiss kicked Zheng Hui into the conversion device, activated the switch amidst the latter's despairing gaze, and exchanged him with Radamanthys.

At the Slowpoke Well, facing the Gold and Silver protagonists, Whis pretends to lead his team away, but secretly he controls Team Rocket's Slowpoke Tail transactions in Johto.

In the Hoenn region, Whis secretly infiltrated Team Magma and Team Aqua to obtain a key artifact for Team Rocket, thus gaining the power to control both gods.

In the Unova region, on the eve of the great battle between Team Plasma and Team Rocket, Whis had secretly defeated Team Plasma N, and Team Rocket achieved a great victory over Team Plasma, successfully controlling most of the Unova region.

...In the shadows of Alola, Galar, and Patia, each region with its own unique character, Team Rocket is quietly spreading.

More of the world's dark secrets lie hidden in the shadows.

Time has passed, and Whis, the chief executive officer of the Johto region and the most powerful weapon of Boss Sakaki, has finally reached the top of the world.

[Fanfiction][Touhou][Livestream][No System][Single Protagonist] Ah Lin transmigrated to a live-streamed anime creation competition. The keyword for the competition was "fantasy"! What shocked her even more was that in this parallel world, there was no ZUN or Touhou, and no Gensokyo!

As an Easterner in his previous life, Rin Saezuki took it upon himself to shoulder the responsibility of spreading the word in a parallel world!

A cute shrine maiden in red and white, a magical girl in black and white, a head maid who can stop time, a youkai who controls gaps, a tengu reporter flying around... Under the watchful eyes of the audience and judges, one by one, vivid characters and novel stories from Gensokyo are brought to life by Arin.

Audience: Does her imagination have no limits? How can she create anything? And every character and story is so memorable!

In response, Rin Saezuki said: In Gensokyo, anything is possible!

I have no regrets about entering Touhou Project in this life, and I wish to enter Gensokyo in the next!

I'd rather be Xiao Yan's dog than be friends with Tang San.

Mu Li transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent and became the young leader of the Wolf Head Mercenary Group in Qingshan Town. He unexpectedly awakened an Angel Investor System, allowing him to earn returns simply by investing in others.

"Little Yanzi, keep up the good work, and I'll find you a new sister-in-law next year."

"Little Yanzi, your speed is not good enough. I'm already a Dou Wang, and you've only just become a Dou Ling?"

"Little Yanzi..."

Battle Qi? Cultivation Techniques? Elixirs?

I, Mu Li, the sect leader of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect, declare: Do as you please, I'm laying my cards on the table, I'm a cheater.

Many years later, while Xiao Yan was still vying with the Soul Emperor for the Ancient Emperor's Cave, Mu Li had already returned from the Great Thousand World with Qing Lin, Little Fairy Doctor, Zi Yan, and others.

[No female lead + live streaming + daily life in the second dimension + cosplay + comic exhibition]

Xiyu, a tough senior boy, woke up and turned into a little boy and girl, and also tied up a crappy cat guest cosplay system - the result was so good in seconds!

Cosplaying as Jizi, he directly performed "The Last Lesson", and scared the Big Three into expressing their emotions; Cosplaying as Hutao, he started a supernatural live broadcast, and drew metaphysical cards from the Hall of Rebirth with guaranteed payouts, and the audience raved about "The boss is confused"; Cosplaying as Robin, he unknowingly saved the down-and-out light music club, and after cosplaying, he had obtained the power of the initial star god, and from then on he began to practice the law of the only one; Cosplaying as Xilian, he started as a broadcaster to help farmers and promoted rural construction.

He cosplayed as Big Duck and sneaked into miHoYo as an HR, cosplayed as Alyssia and had fun creating a paradise and giving out broken ice, which was officially certified. What's even more outrageous is that he cosplayed as Lawyer - he reported the black-hearted company and bravely entered the CJ scene with the ability of a Lawyer!

Netizens exclaimed: "This anchor looks like everyone he cosplays, she's a supermodel, right?!"

Xiyu: "Don't ask, if you ask, there are only countless times to dress up as a woman... but it's so cool to get gold coins!"

The introduction is weak, please move to the main text

Asuka Rin is a new handyman at the distillery. He's a bit clumsy and unintelligent. His daily duties consist of serving tea and running errands to the distillery owners. One day, he went to the restroom and came out of nowhere to run into Gin-sama, the most fearsome and ruthless member of the organization! He hurriedly tried to leave, but his left foot stepped on his right, causing him to fall flat on his face. "Sizzle!"—the sound of fabric ripping apart. Asuka Rin: A sense of foreboding. He lowered his head, clutching a pair of black trousers. Looking up again, he saw a pair of long, hairy, powerful legs, a look of Gin-sama ready to kill. Asuka Rin: "Mom, save me!" QAQ He thought he'd die miserably in the restroom, but miraculously, he survived! It was later discovered that the trousers he'd accidentally torn contained a dangerous, colorless, and odorless liquid that spontaneously ignited in the presence of fire, indirectly saving Gin-smoking. A researcher: "This is an unprecedented invention. It's truly remarkable that you noticed!" Asuka Rin: "No! It was an accident!" ——Then he was assigned to Gin's action team. He was kind enough to help an old man with mobility issues, but unexpectedly he discovered the FBI's ambush and arrest of Gin. Rum: He can cooperate perfectly with me, who is disguised as an old man, with just a glance. I am glad that the organization has such a person. Asuka Lin: No! He really thought you had a bad leg! ——Then he was given the code name of the wine. After making various contributions one after another, Asuka Lin inexplicably became the backbone of the organization, standing at the center of the organization's power. He originally thought that he would be a black man to the end, but the undercovers he discovered looked at him with a wrong look. Neon Public Security: I know you have your heart set on the light, but you can't help yourself. Come to me. FBI: Don't be afraid, the FBI will definitely protect you. Asuka Lin, who is about to become the Boss's successor, roared: I'm really just a handyman! Pay attention: *A lot of private settings* There will be a little bit of foreshadowing* The CP is Gin, a white-haired, long-haired, crazy-looking beauty named Shashaha——* Main character KO, very few texts and curses ============= Pre-collection "Only after reading the barrage did I realize that I am beautiful, weak and miserable" Karasuma Qingyu is the boss of the Black Organization. He has a stunning appearance and is rich enough to rival a country. One morning, after he got up, he found that there were always strange words floating in front of him [Qingyu is soft and fufu like a glutinous rice dumpling!] [Such a cute Qingyu is the boss, the contrast is so cute!] [Poor Qingyu has no idea that a lot of fake liquor OWO has been mixed into the distillery] Through the barrage, Karasuma Qingyu found out that several people who were personally given wine names by him were actually undercover! Bourbon, which was code-named for its appearance and cooking skills, Rye Whiskey, which was code-named for its appearance and long hair, Scotch Whiskey, which was code-named for its appearance and talent... Karasuma Qingyu was autistic on the spot: It's a waste of time to promote you just because you are good-looking! During one of his outings, Karasuma Qingyu was ambushed by the Public Security Bureau and the FBI, determined to capture him, the man suspected to be the boss of the winery. As a weakling, he could only run away. As he ran, the barrage of comments suddenly went wild [Shen'er! WTF! It's Heaven and Tyrant!] [Daddy's muscles!] [Qingyu, go hug his thigh! With him, you're saved!] The situation was urgent, and he didn't care about face anymore. Karasuma Qingyu believed the barrage of comments and slid to his knees, hugging the thigh of the seemingly strong man in front of him and activating his money power: "Help me out! I'll give you money! As much as you want!" Shen'er looked down, and the silver-haired, blue-eyed boy's face was already tearful. He looked at him pitifully like a small animal. Heaven and Tyrant grinned: "Deal." He had thought he had brought back a powerful fighting force for the organization, but he found out that it was just a gigolo who would stay at his house and live off his wife! Karasuma Qingyu cries. Today is another beautiful, weak and miserable day. =========== [The protagonist does not whitewash! Does not whitewash! Does not whitewash! He was not a good person in the first place. With the support of Jin'er's daddy, he is directly lawless.] [The winery wins the series] Pay attention: *CP is daddy* The timeline is set before Jin'er married into the Fushiguro family* Jin'er and Hui's mother have no emotional foundation* The main character Conan, the curse background board, is completely for the purpose of prostitute daddy (Qingqing - Concept: Heart toward the bright moon and fight against fate

[Live broadcast + childhood sweethearts + invincible female protagonist + silly writing]

Comprehensive article, funny article, cp5t5, non-all

Taozhi is a pay-to-win game anchor. In order to create a live broadcast effect, she never buys the right things when playing games, but only buys expensive ones.

Six Eyes and No Limits are the most expensive? Buy, buy, buy

Reversal technique, only 20 million, must be arranged

Domain expansion costs 100 million?!

Who wants to give you one of the ten free technique experience cards?

Read the guide:

1. The heroine is not very smart and may do a lot of stupid things.

2. Her backpack contains all kinds of props, and you can use money to exchange spells

3. The comments are all about the heroine, who spends a lot of money to become invincible

4. There may be a single arrow, cp5t5

5. Youwu, 175, 285 have different personalities, try to restore them as much as possible, apologies for ooc

6. It's called a strategy guide, but it's actually a piece of shit. It's a 50/50 split between career and love, and there's a battle of wits (?) with the general manager's department.

The idiot author missed a word in the title of the book, and forgot to type in the game! ! It can't be changed now!

This is a crazy product, no logic, written at random, no writing guidance is accepted.

Sohbo/Detective Conan/Prince of Tennis

[Interstellar + Healing Team + Beloved Member + Lucky Charm + Orcs + Family Bonds]

Fufu was abandoned by her uncle and became an unwanted child, but it didn't matter, she found her uncle again!

The uncle was a bit strange, though. To be honest, Fufu couldn't understand what he was saying, and there was a long tail standing behind her.

"You are a robot, you need to replenish your energy, you can't just eat nutrient solution."

Uncle is saying strange things again, but it's okay, Fufu likes Uncle!

I heard that a home needs a pet to make it a warm and cozy place, so Fufu picked up another cat. But this cat was different from what she had imagined. It could not only talk, but also change size.

Fufu worked hard again and found many animals. The mermaid who came out of the water turned into a beautiful older sister, and the little snake that could automatically change color turned into a handsome aunt in the blink of an eye! Even the cat turned into a big brother!

"Uncle, there are so many people in our family now! Are you happy?"

Coente gritted his teeth as he looked at the room full of orcs fighting him for the cubs.

"I'm so happy, I'm absolutely thrilled!"

[Various anime/manga crossovers, multiple female characters, Tokyo Ghoul, Detective Conan, High School DxD, Heaven's Lost Property, Jackie Chan Adventures, etc.]

Asagi, Akane, Himawari, Idol Girlfriend?

Regarding the issue of the unconventional world he transmigrated to, Hinata Gen said he didn't care at all. This was a paradise, where all the action and passion could go to hell; it was all about slow-burning daily life and collecting girls.