Fanfiction: Douluo Continent

• Story style: Unconventional, lighthearted and humorous, dark and cunning

• Main character elements: System-based, Transmigrator, Multiple female leads, Intelligent.

• Worldview Setting: Hegemony, Technological Advancement, and Enlightenment

I woke up to find myself as Huo Yuhao from Douluo Continent 2, a character with a tragic start, and inhabited by Tianmeng and Elder Yi. Faced with Bei Bei and Tang Ya's enthusiastic invitation to join the Tang Sect, I, familiar with the original story, immediately refused—what a joke! Who wants to be the son-in-law of a scheming, unjustly plotted against for millennia?

[Ding! Refuse fate's arrangement! The Multiverse Sign-in System is activated! Newbie quest: Sign in at Shrek Academy!]

From then on, the tone completely shifted. Shrek Academy wanted to use the title of "core disciple" to bind me? I'll just pull out the "Flawless Meditation Technique" rewarded by the system, its efficiency will crush your Xuan Tian Gong! Knowing that the inspection team is going to suffer, I'll simply switch to spectator mode, focusing on "respecting the fate of others."

I infiltrated the Body Sect, using modern thinking to subdue a group of brutes and rise to become its leader; I took control of the Holy Spirit Cult, treating evil soul masters as mere laborers. When the God King Tang San cast his gaze upon me, I had already integrated the two major forces, my military might pointing directly at the continent.

Tang San, it's time to change the chess player on this continent. Your Shrek Academy is too hypocritical; your theocracy needs to be overthrown! And I, President Huo, will establish a new order in this world, and incidentally, save those heartbroken beauties—only children make choices, I want them all!

Veldin: "I am your Si Chen, so do you want to escape?" Skadi: "We agreed to be a lifelong deep-sea hunter." Flawless Butterfly: "There is no boundary between death and death, your Excellency said it yourself." Gillian: "The empire is divided into two halves, we must form a second empire!" Necromancer Wanqi: "My original wish was really just to escape from that prison." 1999→Arknights→Collapse of Iron→Warhammer 40K (Cute Sister Regent Version) This is a light-hearted and happy story (thumbs-up).

Star imitation system + classic moments + crazy lottery system.

League Two, League One, Championship, Premier League, Champions League, Salford City's road to promotion.

The national team's 2027 World Cup qualifiers have begun.

I've been transported to Genshin Impact! And I even have a gacha system! And my first ten-pull yielded two gold skills, one of which is Sword Master! Am I starting Genshin Impact as invincible? But the second skill is a 100% chance of being caught bare-handed?! (This mainly uses various memes and comedic skills; in the story, Luminous isn't the official mute Luminous, she's a lousy Luminous.) Current skill: 100% chance of being caught bare-handed. I can't do anything. I'll just have to corner myself, smash Valdo, and the four gods can't even gather one Mora. I'm about to launch an awesome attack!

[Light novel + Japanese fantasy + magical girl + lots of + Tokyo fun + guaranteed healing]

Do you love magical girls?

"YES/NO"

...

Hello everyone, this is Tatsuya Iori, currently the acting manager of the Tokyo office of Shadowworld Co., Ltd.

Our headquarters offers excellent benefits; you only need to complete at least one task per week to receive your salary instantly.

Aren't you tempted?

Our organization is committed to maintaining global balance and serves as a stage for realizing our ideals.

That's right!

We are the magical girls who fight against love and justice, and the villainous organization that maintains the balance of the world.

Come on, friends who love magical girls!

Don't you want to see that pitiful yet unwilling little face?

These adorable and beautiful spirit outfits—don't you want to try tearing them open yourself?

Or perhaps a magic filled with love, wouldn't you want that?

Join us!

Let's work together to... cough cough, no, I mean, let's work together to guide magical girls!

PS: Tatsuya Iori: "Regarding the matter of me teaching my wife how to beat me up... it's not my fault at all! This damn evil organization, I don't want to work here another day! I'm throwing this bucket away!"

Once they travel through a high-level martial arts world, others may be reborn or born with divine bodies.

And I, Lin Feng, have been practicing hard for ten years, but I am still a novice martial artist.

I thought I would live my whole life at the bottom of the base city until my wedding night—

[Ding! Detected that the host has completed legal marriage, the fertility and blessing system is officially activated! ]

[As long as you and your wife give birth to a child, you will receive supreme rewards and directly reach the myth level! ]

What? Giving birth to a child makes you stronger? This doesn't make sense!

[Wife successfully conceived]: Congratulations to the host, and reward him with the S-level attack technique "Nine-Layered Thunder Blade"!

[The eldest son is about to be born (bloodline: innate thunder spirit body)]: Reward the host with the god-level skill "Chaos Creation Strategy"!

[Second Daughter is About to Be Born (Bloodline: Taiyin Spirit)]: Reward...

[Third Son... (Bloodline: Spatial Dao Body)]: Reward...

[Fourth Son... (Bloodline: Ancient Sacred Body)]: ...

From then on, my daily practice became different.

While others are staying at home, I am accompanying my wife for her prenatal checkup.

While others were entering the restricted area, I was changing my child's diaper.

When the martial arts geniuses of the past were still worrying about breaking through to the planetary level, I was already carrying seven or eight children and traveling across the universe in my physical body.

"Lin Feng! How on earth do you practice?!"

I held my newborn, Little Nine, with a sincere look on my face:

"Don't ask, the answer is a harmonious family and many children bring happiness!"

Introduction: (Monitor + Toilet Man + System + Travel)

Mo Chuan, an ordinary young man, accidentally became a monitor while sleeping and obtained a mysterious summoning system.

In the supernatural world, Mo Chuan met powerful comrades: Titan Monitor, Titan Sound Man, and Titan TV Man.

Titan Monitor is his comrade, Titan Sound Man is grateful to Mo Chuan for saving his life, and Titan TV Man wants to help him out of gratitude.

G-man: “How can I fight this!?”

(Currently, there are Star Dome Orbit and Jackie Chan Adventures in other worlds that can be traveled through.)

If the introduction is weak, please read the text.

(Urban imagination + male protagonist slapping face + system + hilarious, if you don’t laugh after reading chapter 30, I’ll give you a slap on the face!)

"Have you seen too many false advertisements? Now, they are all true!"

Zhou Yiming, 25 years old, is a migrant worker in Beijing with a monthly salary of 18,000 yuan and a debt of 110,000 yuan. He is bombarded with false advertisements such as "buy a house with 0 down payment", "win an iPhone for 1 yuan", and "beautiful anchors play games with you online" every day, and has suffered a mental breakdown.

Until one day, he smashed his phone in anger and accidentally activated the "False Advertisement Come True System" - from then on, all the deceptive ads, all! Come true!

"Buy a house with 0 down payment?" The black-hearted real estate agent moved into an unfinished building that has been standing for 30 years!

"Win an iPhone for 1 yuan?" 999 real phones were found in the fraud company's warehouse!

"Paying a large sum of money to have a child?" A group of scammers collectively experience the "pregnancy simulator"!

Even more outrageous is——

The system can also be upgraded! When Zhou Yiming discovered that "immortal cultivation advertisements," "interstellar battleship instant kills," and "two-dimensional foil clearances" could also become reality...

All the leeks in the universe started calling him dad!