First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

Others learn magic for great benefits, but Noah learns magic simply to have fun.

Thus, the aged Nicolas Flamel became a bald, muscular boxing champion, Voldemort regressed to a five-year-old child, and the entire school was forced to go clubbing on their first day of school—from then on, the art style completely collapsed! —When an alchemist's pranks become his strongest weapon, the entire magical world becomes his playground!

After his master disappeared for many years, Lu Zhao took on a disciple in his place, only to discover that his new junior sister...

They actually came for their own beautiful master?

The junior sister admires the master, and the master cherishes the junior sister?

No, what about me?

Oh, I'll just dig with a shovel... no, I'll just join in!

-——

"Master never liked Junior Sister in the first place, how could he have fallen for her after meeting me? As for the rumors about her, they are utter nonsense."

In the year 9527 of the Yuanqi era, when faced with his junior sister's questioning, Lu Zhao righteously declared,

"My master is pure, virtuous, and kind; my senior brother is devoted to the sword and has no interest in women; my master simply teaches me swordsmanship day and night."

We are completely innocent! How could we possibly have any romantic feelings for each other?

...

In the year 9528 of the Yuanqi era, Song Qingruo, a junior sister from Xuanmiao Peak, ascended to the position of Empress of the Demonic Path and declared that she would not marry anyone but her senior brother, Lu Zhao.

At that time, Lu Zhaozheng and his beautiful master Yu Shuyao were enjoying their wedding night together.

Based on the above reading comprehension passages, identify the war criminal who caused Song Qingruo to become the Demon Empress, and explain why it was Lu Zhao. (250 points)

—Excerpt from "Collection of Classic Examination Questions for the Tianyanmen Unified Examination, Volume One"

[Fantasy slice-of-life, multiple female leads, love triangle, lighthearted, sweet without angst] This book is also known as "Senior Brother, What Are You and Master Doing Behind My Back?"

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

(Tianlongren) (Multiple female protagonists) (Half behind the scenes) (Relax) (Daily) (Tucao)

Being chosen by the Knights of God will grant you immortality!

Blake (smirking): "Who are you trying to fool? Satan is already ashes!"

Improving your strength can lead to a higher status!

Blake (playing with his fingers in boredom): "I think my current status is pretty high. There's no need to raise it any further."

Life and death battles increase your domineering strength!

Blake (looking up in surprise): "What if he really dies?"

The people at the bottom of this world are struggling painfully. Please work hard to change the world!

Blake (with a puzzled look on his face): "What does their suffering have to do with me? What will I do if they change the world?"

Yim is too strong to be defeated!

Black (reassured): "But there's still Luffy. I'll fight him after he's done!"

Why do you dare to participate in the battle between gods and demons?

Blake (crooked mouth): "I! Have! Hang!"

This is a Gou Dao Tianlong person, get out!

Blake (struggling): "I don't accept it! Why can't the Celestial Dragons just hide?"

Tomato Listening features real human voiceovers, they're so cute!

Aloof and ruthless senior disciple x adorable and clingy junior fox demon

This book is also known as "Little Fox's Online Tutorial: How to Break Through the Heartless Daoist Mind".

Dual female leads + cultivation + lighthearted slice-of-life + both protagonists are virgins

Mingzhao is a little fox who is dying.

Her fate was seized by the scruff of her neck by a fairy as cold as ice.

With her shameless spirit, she stayed at the fairy's place.

During the day, he secretly transforms into a human to cultivate, and at night, he transforms into a fox to sneak into a beautiful woman's bed.

Good news: The beauty offers room and board, but she's a bit aloof.

Bad news: I heard that this is the infamous, feared by demons and fleeing from monsters—the Ruthless Senior Sister of the Dao.

Even worse news: the beauty also subjected her to grueling training.

Mingzhao: Is it too late for her to run away now?

The fairy grabbed her by the back of the neck, well, too late.

Senior Sister's Perspective:

The ruthless Daoist senior sister, Yun Qingyue, picked up a dying little fox.

The little fox stubbornly refused to leave.

This fox is nowhere to be seen during the day, but sneaks into her bed at night.

At the same time, Yun Qingyue discovered that she had a junior sister with the same deep blue eyes as the little fox.

During the sect competition, someone plotted against Yun Qingyue.

The little fox shielded her from the attack.

Everyone says demons are not the righteous path, and the sect is forcing Yun Qingyue to hand over the little fox.

She pointed her sword at everyone.

"If she causes trouble, I will personally eliminate her; but now, whoever touches her, I will kill."

The Path of Heartlessness? It can't compare to the fragrance of her little fox.

Small Theater

One night, the little fox accidentally ate a transformation fruit and transformed into a human.

Yun Qingyue looked at the beautiful, trembling woman pressed against her.

Don't kill me! I... I can warm your bed!

[No Cultivation] + [No System] + [Campus] + [Business to Make Money] In his previous life, he followed the rules of studying, dating, and finding a job. But now, at nearly 40, he still couldn't afford a car or a house, let alone marriage. Those things were more like luxuries, too expensive to consume. Reborn, Xu Cheng decided to change his lifestyle. Since the righteous path of cultivation was too slow, he decided to turn to the unorthodox path. Part-time jobs were out of the question; he only wanted financial freedom. As for love? That was too illusive; studying foot massage was more practical. First, I'll get into a 985 university, and then... Principal: What's with all the talk of repaying a favor? If you get into trouble in the future, just don't say you graduated from our school.

"I hate otaku the most! What is Yosuga no Sora? Onii-chan!" Kousaka Kirino. "You need a powerful stain remover. A bed in the German orthopedic ward is ready." Kasumigaoka Utaha. "It's not me who's wrong, it's the world." Su Jie. Having transmigrated to the world of anime and manga, in order to continue his otaku life, he has no choice but to create his own ACG empire.

[Apocalypse + Management + No Romance + No Mary Sue]

Gu Lingyu, who was murdered, is reborn and gains a resort system. Upgrading the resort will make him invincible.

Enemies from past lives, line up, one by one!

A fully upgraded resort can grant immortality? I'll take it!

From then on, in the post-apocalyptic world where people were starving, freezing, and constantly worried about their lives, Gulingyu Resort became the only paradise on earth!

Anything you want, I have it all!

But in my territory, I am the law!

Want to cause trouble? First, give me an electric shock breakdance!

Not exciting enough? Then take a day trip through a zombie apocalypse!

Gu Lingyu: Oh dear~ how did I accidentally end up standing on top of the world?

[The female lead is not a saint; she takes revenge without leaving a single one alive; she is beautiful, strong, and ruthless on her own, with no romantic partner.]

[Regarding prices: This article assumes that high-end customers will have more and higher-end consumption opportunities in the future, while ordinary customers will have basic living security and the opportunity to become high-end customers later. Those who think prices are low in the early stages should proceed with caution.]

Having traveled to the moon in the One Piece world, Char Aznable, after five years of silence, awakens his omniscience and omnipotence, leading a space pirate crew to invade the Grand Line!

Char decides to recruit the Seven Warlords of the Sea first, but then Shanks and Kizaru suddenly appear, leading to a perfect start!

"Kizaru under Lord Char's command! On April 1st, 1520 of the Sea Calendar!"

"Successfully recruited Admiral Akainu into the organization! Bonus: Double salary!"

"Akainu and Kizaru, you performed well during your undercover work, your salaries will be doubled!"

Upon hearing Robin's report, Kizaru's expression became exaggerated, and he grinned, "Oh, in a couple of days, we'll recruit Kuzan and Sengoku into the organization. Once their salaries are paid, we'll take down the Four Emperors."

Drink the strongest liquor, recruit the most powerful henchmen, and steal the most beautiful women!

Char, in the name of the Empire, declared to the World Government: This world is mine!

The Holy Land of Mary Geoise was reduced to ruins, the Five Elders died in battle, Im was on the verge of death, and the Celestial Dragons were enslaved. The supreme power that had stood for eight hundred years became history!

empire.....