My name is Kira Nanami, I'm 33 years old, a graduate of Tokyo Jujutsu High School, and single. I currently work for a regular company and exorcise eight curses every day before going home. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little alcohol. Before bed, I always drink a glass of warm milk, then do 20 minutes of stretching exercises, and fall asleep immediately. I never leave stress and fatigue for the next day; even Sukuna says I'm perfectly normal. I go to bed at 11 PM and get a full eight hours of sleep every night. Anything that affects my sleep quality is my enemy. Therefore, overtime is bullshit. Book club: 61 [Kill the Pigeon]

To raise money for her sister's surgery, Lin Mo found a summer job as a cleaner with a daily wage of 100,000 yuan.

I thought it was a scam, but on my first day at work, I was taken to [Zone 0 - Land of Fallen Gods]!

As he cautiously wiped the dust off the "Demon-Suppressing Stele"...

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing your daily task! Reward: 'Undying Divine Demon Body'!]

When he swept the "trash" from the battlefield of gods and demons into the trash can...

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing the weekly mission! Reward: Divine Martial Art 'Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger'!]

From then on, Lin Mo embarked on an invincible path of "cleaning up" for gods and demons.

A martial arts prodigy: "A mere cleaner, how dare you speak to me?" Lin Mo slapped him away with a backhand slap, using the palm technique he had just mastered while mopping the floor.

A powerful Martial King was passing through the restricted area when he sensed the lingering dragon aura emanating from Lin Mo. Terrified, he immediately knelt down and said, "Senior, this junior had no intention of offending you!"

Lin Mo: "??? I just polished the dragon bone!"

When the forbidden zone erupted in chaos, the world was on the brink of destruction, and everyone was in despair, Lin Mo walked out carrying a broom, frowning and saying, "You've made such a mess, we'll have to work overtime again!"

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."

(Gene-related article) (240,000+ favorites, extremely high rating)

[Congratulations, host: You have fused with ant genes, increasing your strength a hundredfold!]

[Congratulations, host: You have fused with the electric eel's genes and gained lightning abilities!]

[Congratulations, host: You have fused with the genes of an alligator snapping turtle and gained super defensive capabilities!]

The host can continue to select gene fusion options:

flea gene: after fusion, it grants a hundredfold increase in jumping power;

Cockroach genes: after fusion, they gain a hundredfold increase in vitality;

Mantis genes: after fusion, the entire body can be weaponized;

………

After incorporating ant genes.

One punch slammed into the sky, another into the sea.

The seawater bursting up more than ten meters high in front of them remained still for a long time.

seem…

Is it a good thing to be invincible from the start?

The new book has reached 1.2 million words and is ready to be devoured! [Starting with Daily Sign-in: Watching Live Streams with a System]

My new book, *I Accidentally Became the Enemy of the Entire Server*, is now open for publication! Please support me! The original title was *Sorry, I'm Weak*. Yao Yue, a 21st-century lazybones who'd rather lie down than sit, bows her head before a group of interstellar humans who have evolved 2000 years ago. "Sorry, I'm really weak, I couldn't even pass the 800-meter test!" (The above is the previous title and synopsis.) New version: Yao Yue accidentally slips through a sewer and ends up in interstellar space, covered in vegetable leaves. What should she do as a slum girl unprotected by law? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, we can play games to earn money and level up our citizenship. What if the general evolution of humans in the interstellar era is too strong? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, if our strength isn't enough, we'll make up for it with luck! Specifically, does having full luck count? Does a 100% hit rate count? Does completing a Heavenly General quest count? In the game, does having brothers, sisters, and boyfriends count?

【Good pregnancy + cool article + 80s + group love】

Hailed as a genius from a family of modern Chinese medicine, Chen Zhiyi was reborn as the "poor little thing" of the same name in the 1980s after a plane crash.

The poor little girl, just six years old, was disliked by her son-centric family (except her mother) from the moment she was born. She and her mother had the lowest status in the family, and they were pale and thin, severely malnourished, adding to old wounds. Her scumbag father hooked up with a city woman and wanted to take her scumbag brother to enjoy the good life. He threatened her mother to divorce him, and if she didn't, he would beat her up.

Chen Zhiyi (angry): Isn't this just like keeping a bastard man for the New Year?!

They divorced and kicked the scumbag father and son out of the house.

On the day when the scumbag father's old lover drove from the city to pick them up, the mother unexpectedly discovered that the man traveling with them was her first love Zhou Zhenjiang!

When Zhou Zhenjiang was young, he went to the countryside and fell in love with his mother, but the elders of the Zhou family disagreed and put pressure on the star-crossed couple, forcing them to separate.

Ten years later, Zhou Zhenjiang came to accompany his sister on behalf of his good friend. He learned that his first love had suffered so much. They each had their own difficulties back then, and the two who happened to be single rekindled their old love.

The new father was a military district leader and took them to the military district compound in the city to enjoy a good life.

…

The entire compound looked down upon Zhou Zhenjiang for marrying a country woman with a child.

Who knew: Zhou Zhenjiang's wife is pregnant! What? Twins! Isn't he extinct?

The burden he brought along was not only the top scorer in the middle school entrance exam, but also the top scorer in the college entrance exam! What? He got into a key medical university! And he also took the most promising kid from the Gu family?!

Later, everyone said that the Zhou family had two golden phoenixes, and they were full of blessings.

[Early Teyvat, later Teyvat + Earth] [The Four Shadows will have more and more screen time and become T0 contenders, don't worry] [The issue of not retaliating has been initially fixed, but there may be omissions. You can tag the author to let them know so they can be corrected.] He transmigrated to Teyvat, becoming the younger brother of one of the original Four Shadows, and intended to groom him as his successor. However, Zhao Ziying only felt oppressed here. Because none of his four older sisters were normal. One was always busy with work, loving humanity and offering help, but was beaten by her boss and later tried hard to save the family. Another was possessed and became obsessed with creating strange creatures in her space, destroying them if they weren't suitable. Another was clearly powerful, but pretended to be stupid and slack off all day. Another took advantage of her boss's absence, saying she was going out to work and then never returned. He didn't want to live like this for a second longer. So, when no one was paying attention, he went to Teyvat to find the purple-haired older sister from before. At first, the four of them didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a child throwing a tantrum and that she would come back after her anger subsided. But when they heard that Zhao Ziying was going to inherit the throne of Narukami, they panicked and rushed to the castle tower. "Stop fooling around, Xiaoying, come home with me. How can a mere mortal ruler be worthy of you?" At that moment, a woman in a white dress and an eye patch approached him, smiling, "Come with me, I can show you the inner workings of the moon." Just as Zhao Ziying was completely bewildered, a pair of slender hands rested on his shoulders, and a gentle yet terrifying voice came from behind him: "Xiaoying, you promised to stay with me this life, right?"

[Comedy + Main Storyline + Time Travel + System + Slice of Life]

The combat system is designed to closely resemble the storyline.

"What did you bring me here for?"

Fang Lin transmigrated to the desolate zone and awakened a system that allowed him to strengthen and subdue individual skeletons.

He met the three starter families and Rin, and was later judged by Fairy to be a rational individual with the body.

As both a rope maker and his agent, no one can earn a single penny from him.

Fang Lin meets the legendary rope craftswoman Ling and completes the main storyline together with her, while secretly increasing the intensity of the plot using his own abilities.

System Abilities: Subdue Yi Hai as subordinates, enhance the attributes and abilities of Yi Hai's subordinates, corrupt characters and items to turn them into Yi Hai, and also have the ability to manipulate spatial rifts and know the exit of the void.

Fang Lin felt as if he were back home in the hollow.

All the abilities the system granted were related to the Void and the Corpse, which made Fang Lin suspect that the system wanted him to...

After being transported to the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained a god-level comic book store system.

You can receive exclusive rewards by hosting a certain number of guests.

Thanks to the comics about past lives provided by the system, the shop quickly became popular throughout Teyvat!

Wendy: "Hey, when am I going to get the Gourmet Tablecloth?! I'm so broke I can't even afford to eat!"

Zhongli: "Boss, these Ultraman comics are really interesting. I'll build an Ultraman statue in Liyue later!"

Ningguang: "With the Peace Star, my Jade Pavilion can finally cover the seven kingdoms!"

Klee: "Jix's bombs are amazing! It's so much fun blasting fish!"

Yingmei: "The comics in the shop are so good, I don't even want to go see my brother anymore, what should I do?"