Have you ever seen Boston at 4 a.m." Lin Yu asked a rhetorical question, and he started his journey of stealing jokes in the NBA. "This is the most difficult road!" KD, who was giving his acceptance speech in New York, looked confused and felt that this sentence was very familiar. "I want to take my...

Ding——The hatred collection system is bound!"

Hmm?

What is this?

You want me to collect hatred?

I am the younger brother of Konoha White Fang, a real decent person!

What?

Someone in Konoha wants to harm me?

Then I won't play with you!

As long as I can become stronger, what's wrong with being a villain?

I am the big villain in Naruto!

(Funny article, not time travel)

[Naruto + System + Passion + Funny + Villain + Decisive Killing]

One day, Wu Yu, a worker on Earth, was bound to the "two-dimensional villain" system.

After practicing for a hundred years in the 'World of Death', he successfully awakened the power of the NO.4 Ten Espada, the Arrancar!

Before I even started to experience the world, the crappy system once again randomly selected people from the second dimension to descend upon.

Good job!

This time, the world is actually Naruto? !

And it just happened to be the time when Hanzo and Danzo joined forces to plan the destruction of the 'Newborn Akatsuki'?

As a die-hard fan of Akatsuki,

Wu Yu could only do it reluctantly and kill the 'demigod'!

And he led Nagato and Konan to start his journey as a top villain! !

Zhong Chen traveled to the world of Spider, reincarnated into an earth dragon, and awakened the Wanjie Game System, allowing him to acquire various game skills.

As it happened, Spiderzi lived next door to him.

So the two bugs joined forces to kill the monsters in the entire Elro Labyrinth with cheese!

But I'm sorry, I, Zhong Chen, have enabled a plug-in!

Acquire the skill [Real Man Slash]

The defense is weakened, the attack power is greatly increased, and all enemies within the field of vision can be attacked at the same time!

Three thousand demon monkeys, I will kill them all for you.

Acquire the skill [Strong Hand Skull Crack]

It causes huge amounts of real damage to female monsters. In some games, the less armor a female has, the higher her defense is. That doesn't exist.

Acquire the skill [Heaven moves all things]

Drop huge star rocks, petrifying all enemies within range.

harm.

2.1 billion!

At this moment, the little spider on the side is already messy in the wind...

Earth Dragon, you are cheating!

After traveling through time and awakening the game system, Gu Meng is ready to show his skills and become a card player in the gaming world!

The first step starts with this love simulation game! Rich gameplay, touching plot, crazy material...

Ahaha, this game will definitely make me famous!

What, the game has a bug?

Why does the pure love game become an urban harem game after the bug is triggered?

My reputation!

No, I must avoid bugs next time!

The next one is a kingly martial arts role-playing game. The protagonist wants to uphold justice and be loyal to his heart. Under the suppression of the court, he guards the lonely city for decades and sacrifices his life for the country.

Tears in my eyes, I was moved by myself...

What? There is another bug?

The protagonist actually led the demon sect to overthrow the court?

Outrageous, it's against the Tiangang!

Come again! I will never admit defeat!

Make a true mythological battle 3A masterpiece. The protagonist will follow the guidance of the East and the West and achieve the right result again.

This time I have invested a lot of money and strive for excellence. There must be no bugs!

What? The Jade Emperor and Tathagata show their health bars?

Gu Meng couldn't figure it out no matter how hard he tried, so he gave up thinking:

"Forget it, don't worry about it. These are not bugs, but hidden gameplays that I carefully designed!"

“Handsome boy, I see that you have an extraordinary talent. You are a one-in-a-million football management genius. Maintaining world peace... No, the important task of saving Chinese football is left to you.”

“Are you kidding! Even God can’t do anything about this!”

“Who said I can’t do it? I just don’t have the time. I’ll give you a system, roll up your sleeves and work hard!”

“Save Chinese football? Haha, go wherever you want. With the system, I will get a promotion and a raise, become the head coach, become the general manager, marry a beautiful and rich woman, and reach the peak of my life…”

The Jun family next door produced a person with an ancient holy body, and the Ye family produced a person with a nine-orifice exquisite sword heart.

When the Chen family's twins, a boy and a girl, were born, the old ancestor was so alarmed that his coffin could no longer hold him down.

The nine heavens and ten earths were shaken.

It even caused the Ancient Emperor of the Forbidden Zone to try to kill him, but was suppressed by the ancestor of the Chen family.

In this age of great strife, Chen Wudao used his terrifying forbidden body to push forward all the way, shocking the world.

Chen Wudao: No matter what kind of holy body you have, whether you are the reincarnation of an emperor or a living Buddha, you will tremble in front of my forbidden body of heavenly punishment.

The human race has no emperor, so I, Chen Wudao, will become the emperor, break through the seven forbidden areas, and defeat all enemies.

Countless heroes descended on modern Earth, ushering in the Age of Heroes.

But no one knows that Wei Gong, Alaya's favorite nameless hero, has traveled to various eras and singularities

. When Jeanne was burned, he tried his best to save her.

When King Arthur and Mordred were loving and filial, he was trying to mediate the quarrel

. When the First Emperor sought the elixir, he was guided by him .

...

In the Oath Under the Snow, he fought for his sister and ended the Holy Grail War by crossing seven in one night. In the

Absolute Demonic Front, he fought side by side with the Hero King against the evil human Tiamat.

In the Grand Temple of Time, he taught the doctor the last magic of Goetia.

...

When everything is over, Wei Gong sacrificed everything of himself to restart the earth, and returned to his peaceful daily life after completing his mission as the savior.

As a result, Alaya released the [Biography of the Nameless Hero] to expose him!

Let everyone know that he is the nameless hero who silently protects mankind!

Wei Gong watched the video and seemed to hear a devilish voice-

"Master, you can't rest yet~"

Damn!

[At the age of eighteen, just debuted as a pirate, you met the current overlord of the sea in the pirate world, Rocks D. Zibek. Now what you have to do is to find a way to survive in his hands. 】

After traveling back to the pirate world for seventy years, the great pirate Monger, who was ready to retire, looked at his system that was seventy years late.

And the intern in front of him who just turned twenty, hasn't even learned how to be domineering yet, and is working diligently on his own ship.

Reach out your hand.

Bang!

"Captain, what are you doing!?"

"Nothing, I just want to beat you up."

[Ding~, congratulations on defeating the overlord of the sea, Rocks D. Gibeck! 】

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This book is also known as - "As a Pirate, You Get Younger and Younger"

"How Can You Lose When All the Crew Are Royal-Class? 》

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