[Black humor + funny + decisive killing + global flow + unique ideas + single female protagonist + semi-invincible flow + brainy and refreshing writing (brainless is also OK)]

The global horror game is coming. The chosen ones can take part in various challenges of inhuman difficulty. In this game full of torture, people also have the opportunity to gain extraordinary powers.

Life or death, gain everything, or lose everything.

However, Lu Ce, who had no sense of pain since childhood, felt nothing about the hellish game, and even wanted to laugh, so he directly awakened the Pain God's Chosen System.

Chosen by the God of Pain - If you suffer theoretical torture and pain, you can gain points!

Add some if it hurts + I don’t feel pain = add some at will!

To find the key in the boiling oil pan, Lu Ce reached out without hesitation and even suggested replacing the hot oil with 98% concentrated sulfuric acid.

Whether to drown to death or cut off the locked legs to save himself, Lu Ce hesitated for a moment and decided to ignore the locked left leg for the time being and saw off the right leg first!

[No, buddy, who is this guy? It hurts me so much, but he is still smiling? ]

[The best way to overcome fear is to become fear itself, and apparently he has done it.]

[Others enter the game to be tortured by the game, but I, Master Lu, enter the game to torture the game! ]

[I watched his game video once and had nightmares for a month...]

Lu Ce: "What kind of test of humanity? I'm here just for the experience! Are there any other projects?"

"I came here with only one concern, and that is that you don't have a vivid imagination for torture."

"I think that as villains, you should be more perverted, otherwise...it will be my turn, hehehe~~"

After waking up, Qin Jiang traveled through time!

He accidentally became a Chinese medicine practitioner, and also participated in a 24-hour live talent show!

Just when Qin Jiang was confused, he awakened the [Straightforward Old Chinese Medicine Practitioner System]!

As long as he can speak the cause of the patient's illness, he can get a generous reward!

So, for the generous reward... No, in order to cure diseases and save lives, Qin Jiang highlighted a straight talk in the live broadcast room!

The female student has anorexia?

"Congratulations, girl, it's a happy pulse!"

[Ding! Complete the task, reward the host: a luxurious sea view villa]

...

Looking at the rich rewards given by the system, Qin Jiang is determined to become a good Chinese medicine practitioner who saves the world!

Title Tags: Demon Slaying and Exorcism, Heart of Concrete (Metaphor for hardened heart), Slice of Life, Nonsensical/Absurd

"Daoist priest, my parents disapprove of every decision I make, I've been suppressed since childhood, and I've accomplished nothing."

Li You: "There are two things in your house that are suppressing you."

"Daoist priest, 'a step back opens up a vast sky,' how about you waive the incense money for me?"

Li You: "If I don't 'deal with you' today, my Daoist heart will be ruined."

...

[Universal Experience Points +10]

Spiritual energy is reviving, and powerful figures from different eras are gathering in the modern world, determined to seize divine positions and control the heavenly authority.

Li You knows he's just an ordinary person, guarding his Daoist temple, and diligently grinding experience points... Until one day, he gradually notices something's amiss.

"Wait, something's not right, how come all these gods and Buddhas, countless demons and monsters, can't even withstand my ordinary punch or a basic sword strike?"

Hestia: So, why do I feel my favor in you?

Charles: It's to blame, that Mr. Rabbit who came to me in a dream seven years ago.

Hestia: That's not a reason for you to kill gods many times, and now I'm more famous in the Celestial Realm than Loki!

Charles: Don't mention that, Freya called! As a member of the Meijin family, it's time for me to go to work!

Freya: Don't come here!

Charles: Don't panic! This attribute stacked by [Heart Steel] + [Soul Draining Strike] + [Flesh Puppet] + [Feast] will never lose!

FF: What's this week?

Charles: [Best Sixth Man] + [Spring Water Commander] + [Battlefield Sixth] + [Looking Back] + [Returning to My Hometown to Get Married]

Provincial Stream: This book is also known as: I was the sixth child in the dark faction, my skills are not very serious, and about pretending to be Bell to fool my aunt and sticking to that incident

[Save the World by Playing Cards] [Yu-Gi-Oh!]

(With millions of original world Yu-Gi-Oh! experience)

In Biantana, duels will accumulate card spirits.

Low-level spirit Gray Flowing Beauty: Only projection

Intermediate spirit: Smile with contempt

Advanced spirit: Mid-air crows fly to whirlwind kick, after clearing the opponent's effect, give a middle finger.

Epic Gray Flowing Beauty: Want to drink water? Cleared! Want to cry? Cleared!

On the field, Li Guanqi held up [Super Fusion]: "Release the Ultimate Power!"

"Use Yubel and all effect monsters on the field as materials."

"Absolutely invincible!"

"Fusion Summon!"

For a moment, lightning and thunder, the sky and the earth spun, and the storm swept the entire venue. Many audiences had the illusion of souls leaving their bodies.

"Quack! What a strong spirit!"

"No, the audience also melted?"

Shichimiyado, the number one restaurant in the ninja world. Madara called it the best dish, and Hashirama burst into tears because of his dish. "Master Shinshu, please accept me as your disciple!" said Otsutsuki Ichiraku while kneeling.

[Villain] + [Invincible] + [School Beauty] + [Anti-routine]

Mu An traveled to a world consisting of multiple urban cool novels.

Even though he has the best looks, great wealth and power, he is destined to become a stepping stone for many protagonists to show off and get slapped in the face, and finally end up with his family broken up?

Fortunately, the destiny villain system was loaded successfully. As long as you cause the heroine's emotions to fluctuate, you can get countless rewards.

Even includes plots about the future!

The protagonist of the regretful article: "The treasure girl will be mine, and that rich second generation is nothing... No, why did he become the final winner? Even Bai Yueguang likes him?"

Crooked-Mouth Dragon King: "When I complete the test of forbearance and become the new master of the Dragon King Palace, I will destroy his family... What? He is the next master of the Dragon King Palace? I am just a Joker who loves to dance?"

The master came down the mountain: "I am the unparalleled doctor and martial artist, the personal master of the school beauty. It is your honor to slap you in the face... Damn it! I thought I was pretending well enough, but I didn't expect that he was the ancestor of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!"

Mu An smiled slightly.

Sorry, I'm a professional villain!

(Long novel, slow-paced, family-oriented + private + daily life focus + OOC warning + minor timeline adjustments. If you mind these, please skip. The protagonist group remains strong, regrets are resolved, and the protagonist does not fall in love.)

Bad news: Jian Yun blew himself up in his sect, ended up in a godforsaken place, and picked up a sixteen-year-old boy who introduced himself as Tom Riddle.

Good news: Jian Yun has plenty of treasures in his ring—more than enough to make his family rich.

Later, Jian Yun became the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts and led the young wizards down an irreversible path to power.

Who was it that forced the school board to urgently ban sword flying over the castle?

Who made Professor Snape declare that using cauldrons to cook hot pot is strictly prohibited?

Who caused Hogwarts to forbid little wizards from using lightning magic on ghosts?

Who covered the castle in hidden weapons, turning Death Eaters into unwitting victims?

Riddle and the Savior stood together, sighing:

"Did someone else do this? How can they be so stupid?"

As a student, Voldemort accidentally developed schizophrenia. After an incident, he and his secondary personality split apart. Fifty years later, he returned in a new body—only to find another person had taken everything he once desired. But the one responsible for it all simply scoffed:

"A rat in the gutter doesn’t deserve love."

Tom asked him seriously:

"Can you teach me what it means to love someone?"

After the war, Lily and Ariana became best friends.

Dumbledore and Grindelwald argued over sweet vs. salty tofu pudding.

And Professor Snape? He simply added a spoonful of chili oil to his bowl.

(tried manually fixing translation issues in the desc, and I'm never doing it again, took me 15 mins lol)

Shane traveled to the world of swords and magic.

In this life, he only wanted to learn magic quietly and then marry a young and beautiful female elf.

But he never expected that he would accidentally become the successor of the Demon King.

It was predicted that he would be hunted by people all over the world!

Shane had to hide his identity and grow up quietly.

Fortunately, the power of the Demon King he inherited not only gave him unlimited power, but also enabled him to build a demon landmark and constantly summon demons from the abyss!

So, Shane hid the demon landmark in the capital of the human empire and began to increase his troops!

Transform the Saint's Monastery into a succubus nest and let the succubi become holy nuns!

Transform the bank into a vampire castle and let the vampires control the economic lifeline!

Transform the mine into a cemetery of the undead, and seize the mineral resources with the zero-consumption, year-round skeleton undead!

Transform the Imperial Palace into the Demon King's Castle and occupy the harem...

When all the creatures in the world are looking for the successor of the Demon King, little do they know that the Demon King has already occupied the world!

That day, the hero was defeated, and the goddess of fate came to the world and let Shane give a victory speech.

Shane, lying on the snow-white pillow of the Elf Queen, said sincerely, "I became a demon king in order to marry a goddess!"

Goddess of fate: ???