"I will marry you, marry me!"
After rebirth, Yu Xiaocheng proposed to his mother's best friend.
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[Everyday writing] [Relaxed] [Humorous] [Warmth]
"Chang Sheng, you offended the sect master's son, you must endure it...have you already killed him?"
"Chang Sheng, the target of your mission this time is the lover of the greatest devil in the world. We Xu Tu...have you finished killing him?"
"Changsheng, this guy has been planning for thousands of years and has countless back-ups. He is only one step away from becoming invincible. You must be careful... Why did you kill him again?"
"Changsheng, after you ascend, you can't be as unscrupulous as you were in the lower world. You must keep a low profile. We can't afford to offend the gods and Buddhas in the sky... You have only ascended for one day, why is it Ragnarok?"
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Half a month to ascend, half a year to become a saint. Cultivation to immortality quickly, happiness is boundless!
When the mental patient Qiao Mu entered the strange game, he felt that he had truly returned home.
Here, knowledge brings pollution, cognition causes erosion, and belief creates alienation. The more you see, the more unfortunate you become.
With endless murmurs in his ears and bright red text in his field of vision, Qiao Mu discovered that he seemed to be able to see hundreds of millions more dots than others.
【Don’t blink! This is just an ordinary trash can. It will never suddenly move behind your back and swallow your head in one bite when you blink. If you don’t believe me, you can try it! 】
[Food made from the flesh and blood of unknown creatures can barely be used to make ends meet when one's life is in danger, but one must be careful not to eat more than ten in a short period of time! 】
[It's hungry now, you have to be prepared. I mean, you're pretty confident about your taste, aren't you? 】
But Qiao Mu knew very well that he was not sick.
——The world is sick.
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Keywords: original unlimited flow, Cthulhu, urban legend, running group, sand sculpture, mental patient. This is a healthy, sunny and positive novel.
[Not a cool novel + ordinary daily life + relaxed and humorous + no heroine + no knife + King Gou] Be cautious when entering this pit.
An immortality novel that spans several great eras of immortality from the perspective of an immortal. From an ordinary small mountain village, he walks out of a small world and enters the great world of immortality. He experiences the era of vigorous development of the world of immortality, the era of golden heyday, the era of the collapse of rules, and the age of darkness. An era of turmoil, an era of silence for all souls...
Chen Xun traveled to the vast world of immortality, awakened the immortality system, and even received an immortal spirit beast as a companion.
I, Chen Xun, have no interest in fighting and killing, nor do I want to provoke anyone. I just want to take Lao Niu to see the prosperity of the world.
One inadvertent moment, he exposed the three mountain axes on his waist, and the other inadvertently revealed his sixteen-pack abs.
He slowly put on the gangster's hood and smiled gloomily: "I, Chen Xun, and Lao Niu are the most reasonable."
The whole world trembled, he put it on...
The fireball technique of a chain-qi stage was suddenly activated, as if it was multiplied thousands of times. The endless karma burned the sky, and all souls were extinguished...
"Although your Excellency is very strong, you are not strong enough for me to use the third mountain axe."
—Nicholas the Bandit, Chen Xun.
Joining the [Chat Group for Travelers in the Heavens], Su Qing on Earth was dumbfounded.
Let’s just ask, am I preparing to become a time traveler?
So should we draw numbers or queue up? When will it be my turn?
Is this a new type of fraud, pretending to be a time traveler to steal my money?
But what happened next caught him by surprise.
Xie Yuanshan at the end of the world: "Brother Su, please help me purchase a batch of rice, flour, grains and oil! My family is running out of food, and we are anxious to wait for the rice to be cooked!"
With the completion of the first cross-border transaction, Su Qing tasted the sweetness: Oh my god, it smells so good!
After that, travelers from all over the world joined the chat group, and Su Qing's life became colorful.
[Chaos + Prehistoric + Daily Killing System]
As a system, the daily routine is to cultivate the host and find Pangu!
A system without Pangu blood is still embarrassed to come out and mess around?
I can't afford to lose that face!
Draw blood! Marrow extraction! Draw the soul!
A group of systems rushed towards Pangu with swords, guns, swords, sticks and needles!
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As the leader of Chaos, the big brother of the Three Thousand Demon Gods!
Pangu's daily routine was to lead his brothers to conquer the system.
Every time I wake up, both systems are uncomfortable!
Kill the system! Cut the system! Tear the system apart!
System A: My host level is too low and I need Pangu blood to improve my strength!
Pangu: Haha, I just woke up, I want to refresh myself by cutting the system!
System B: The host needs physical training. This time, he has to find a better quality Pangu and drain the chalcedony!
Pangu: I can no longer improve the system by cutting it down. I want to tear the system apart this time!
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System Ding: The host is too weak. Please take Pangu Yao back with you this time when purchasing the goods!
Pangu: ...capture this system and sell it to the system den to become a system master!
One day, Sanqian System learned that a Pangu was creating the world, and they arrived one by one with big needles in their arms!
Pangu walked out slowly, looking in all directions.
Three thousand demon gods followed, three thousand axes flashed with cold light, and the door was closed!
Pangu looked at Sanqian System with amiable eyes and waved his hand:
"Brothers, chop them to death!"
[Plane Exploration] + [Management] + [Urban Strange Stories] + [Funny] + [Meat Pigeon] + [I am surrounded by beauties]
Tang Rijie, the famous food critic with a sharp tongue, has finished three large bowls of rice in a row. He is sweating profusely while eating, but he still speaks harshly.
"I admit that the dishes in your store are delicious, and the color, aroma and aroma are perfect, but I still have to say that I didn't taste any soul in these dishes! And the soul is the key to the success or failure of a dish!"
Ma Lu's expression remained unchanged, "It's just the soul, just wait."
After saying that, he walked into the back kitchen, took out two souls from the freezer, and stuffed them into the blender.
Ten minutes later, a plate of steaming dumplings was placed in front of Tang Rijie.
"Hello, sir, this is the soul you want, all wrapped up."
What should I do if I start with a system that kills people every minute and the rewards are all rubbish?
Of course it’s the TJ system!
Many years later, Cao Shen lamented:
I really don't want to be the richest man...
Light up the flame of hope at the end of the day, and start chasing your dreams from the banks of the Neretva River!
He once witnessed the end of an era, and thrived in the light of hope in Ragnarok!
When the trumpet of the times sounds, move forward bravely and play the final chapter of the rhapsody!
Reporter: "Mr. Xu Fang, what do you think of your unanimous vote as the most disgusting mage of this century?"
Xu Fang: "Slander! They are slandering me! I just have a little more control skills."
Reporter: "There are rumors that wherever you appear, all intelligent monsters will flee without a fight?"
Xu Fang: "This is all a conspiracy of cunning demons, and it's all fake news!"
Reporter: "I also heard that the Holy City will impose sanctions on you in the near future because you openly claimed that the light system originated from China?"
Xu Fang: "Tell Michael, I like his wings very much, and now his surname is Xu."
Keywords: [Metamorphosis control system] [Light system disaster] [Light system origin]