Good news: Just started studying in America and awakened a system. Bad news: The system is ten years late, now corresponding to his 8-year-old mindset. [Can't step on the line, or I'll die!] [Hold your breath until the elevator reaches the first floor, then you win!] [Today, my feet can't even touch the floor, there's lava below!]... Li Xiaoen tries to meet the "boring" self-challenges of his youth again, but the rewards seem to be all his childhood fantasies. [Virtual Employment Card, Virtual Learning Card, Virtual Sports Card: After use, all obstacles can be ignored, automatically simulating the host's current employment, learning, and sports activities.] [Double Deposit Card: After use, all deposits under the host's name are doubled.] [Void Storage Space] [Give me a penny from everyone in the world.] [Become invisible.]... Li Xiaoen is amazed...

Peter Parker, reborn seventeen years into the Marvel Spider-Man universe, thought he would be Spider-Man, but... how did his childhood friend Gwen become Spider-Man?!

Damn it! This is Universe 65! Does that mean I'm doomed?!

[Ding, Spider Hero Skin System Binding in progress...]

Although I wasn't bitten by a spider, I, Peter, am still your friendly neighbor!

Across the multiverse, I am a different kind of Spider-Man! I am Peter Parker, with infinite possibilities!

Peter: Hey buddy, I'm Spider-Man, I'm going to put some ash in your eyes~

Gwen: Spare me, Peter, hurry up and change our daughter's diaper!!!

Peter: Hehehe, I'm here~

Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]

"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"

“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”

“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”

Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?

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In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?

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P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!

What's it like to play alongside the strongest players of your generation?

The character for "moon viewing" can be represented by one word: patience.

The other person lacks social boundaries. Endure it.

The other party is always playing pranks. Endure it.

The other person always mocks you for being too weak. Endure it.

other side……

Finally, one day, Tsukimi became a top-level sorcerer and excitedly went to find the other party to take revenge, only to find that the other party had been cut in the kidneys and was lying in a pool of blood, barely alive.

His pale blue eyes were wide open, lifeless, and his snow-white hair and handsome face were stained with specks of blood.

It is so fragile, and so... beautiful.

She changed her mind; beating someone to a pulp would be a waste of her good looks, so she decided to take her home instead.

In this four-fold alternate world, a fusion of *Re:Zero*, *Bones*, *Moe King*, and *KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!*, he is reincarnated as Joshua Euclius. Bound to the Witch's Blessing System, any fluctuation of his seven desires—pride, lust, etc.—will attract the favor of witches. The Witch of Sloth allows him to perpetuate his slumber, into eternal sleep. A moment of anger can trigger a desire to destroy the world; even his eating habits are controlled, or he will devour everything. Who will control these madwomen? Joshua is going crazy. He just wants to live a normal life, a carefree rich kid.

In his fortieth year as the master of a celestial sect, Li Zhoujun finally obtained a system that allowed him to go toe-to-toe with anyone. \nAre you a reclusive, ancient monster? \nI'll go toe-to-toe with you. \nAre you a peerless, unparalleled immortal emperor? \nI'll go toe-to-toe with you. \nAre you a fearsome demon? \nI'll go toe-to-toe with you. [Spring Breeze, Be Happy] Protagonist: Li Zhoujun

[Invincible protagonist + lighthearted humor + incredibly satisfying gameplay in the later stages of this book, highly recommended to read to the end in one go!!] Transmigrating to a fantasy world, Jun Moyun cultivates to the peak of Quasi-Emperor, just one step away from becoming the Great Emperor of this era. However, the Heavenly Dao suppresses him, cutting off his path forward, and he is about to become the strongest cannon fodder in history!

"Two thousand years of cultivation, and I don't even have a cultivation partner? What's the point?" Jun Moyun slapped his thigh. "I quit! I'm going to give up!"

Just as he was preparing to lie down and become a lazy elder in the Tai Xuan Sect, the system, which was two thousand years late, finally went online!

"Ding! The God-level Assist System has finished loading. It has detected that the host has achieved the 'Strongest Quasi-Emperor' achievement. The reward has been doubled!"

Jun Moyun: "??? I was ready to give up, and you're only showing up now?"

System: "Host, don't worry, this system is a cure for all kinds of laziness. You can become stronger even while lying down!"

Thus, the most outrageous quasi-emperor in history was born! While others cultivated, he slept; while others fought, he ate sunflower seeds, yet his strength skyrocketed, infuriating all the geniuses!

"Ding! Host has been lying around all day and has obtained the title 'Emperor of Lazybones', with combat power +9999!"

"Ding! The host, while enjoying the spectacle, comprehended the 'Great Dao of Enjoying the Spectacle,' resulting in a surge in cultivation!"

The Emperor of the Present Era: "Jun Moyun, what kind of cultivation method is this?!"

Jun Moyun: "Is this what you call... winning by doing nothing?"

What do I need to do if I'm reincarnated as Naruto? Nothing! Just follow the plot and you'll have a perfect happy ending! But why does Kakashi seem to hear my lazy, unambitious thoughts and keep pushing me to work harder? I really don't want to work hard! Kakashi!

[Romance + Single Female Lead + Comedy + Yandere]

In this society where almost everyone possesses superpowers, Tang Lin, who is powerless, faces discrimination wherever he goes. However, Tang Lin is not actually powerless; he is a super S-class power user. It's just that every time he uses his power, he transforms into a woman, and a stunningly beautiful one at that.

He'd rather be seen as powerless than let anyone know he can transform into a woman!

In public, he is a useless and incapable person, but in private, he transforms into Tang Shi, a super S-class cold and beautiful mercenary queen who dominates the dark world and wins over countless admirers.

Tang Lin responded to these admirers with: "Disgusting! I'm a man!!"

He could understand the foolish people's mad infatuation with his female form, Tang Shi, but he couldn't understand why Song Ci, the young master of the Song Group, was interested in him, a person without abilities. Could this guy be Nan Tong? [Sweat]

The girl in the netizen's post is so cute! It's unbelievable that someone's looks are comparable to his own in female form. He fell in love at first sight.

Mingxi, Xixi, he even thought of the child's name the moment he saw her.

Wait, why does Xixi look more and more like that annoying guy Song Ci?

The male protagonist can transform into a woman when he uses his power, while the female protagonist can transform into a man when she uses her power.

Do not enter if you do not like it

Having transmigrated into a slice-of-life anime world, seeing the news of Kasumi Utako's light novel becoming a bestseller, Bai Ye initially thought he could finally enjoy a normal romantic life. However, upon learning that a bald man lived next door, and that he frequently heard news of explosions in Academy City, occasionally overheard urban legends about Tomie, and then there was this dragon girl in front of him who insisted on being his maid, he fell silent. Just then, having activated his gacha system, he was invited to a multiverse chat group. Bai Ye: Gacha, gacha, wanna gacha, guys? Ninja World Dancer: I'm going to use Susanoo to kill this swindler! I've drawn a hundred cards and still haven't gotten the Tenseigan! Be My Son: You're lucky, I've used up all my savings! Good grief, my sons say they're going to send me to a retirement home. Demon Realm Noble Prince: Ten fox girls for you, I want to gacha! Group Owner Qiu Zixi: Bro, please give me some face, I'm the group owner, can you give me a 20% discount?