As a traditional villain, isn’t it normal to tend flowers and slack off during work, then flirt with the righteous magical girls after hours?

This was the courtroom testimony of a certain 1.4-meter-tall individual.

Fake Villain: “She’s the real villain! The orthodox heretic of chaotic Rome!”

Real Villain: “Uh… our little temple here can’t handle a chaos enjoyer like her.”

Monster Alliance: “Your Majesty, our Queen!”

Magical Girl: “Mom???”

Slow burn!! Showbiz + Female Celebrity + One True Love + Sweet Romance + Feel-Good Story + Daily Life

Jiang Chen, a top-tier superstar in the entertainment industry, transmigrates into a parallel world—only to find out he's flash-married to the nation's goddess, Su Luowei.

So, he gives up trying and decides to live the soft life.

For three years of marriage, he hasn’t worked a single day, yet receives a generous monthly allowance from his adorable wife. Life couldn't be better.

He thought this cushy lifestyle would last forever...

Until one day, during a livestream, Su Luowei accidentally comes across lyrics and melodies he had written.

“‘The Wind Rises’?”

“The evening breeze stirs the silver strands by your temple, smoothing the scars left by memory...”

“Jiang Chen, this is what you meant when you said you didn’t understand music?!”

Faced with his wife's fierce questioning, a guilty Jiang Chen has no idea how to explain and is forced to go public with his talents.

Fine. He writes another song... “Blame It on the Moon.”

The moment the melody starts, Su Luowei’s livestream explodes with attention.

Watching his shocked wife, Jiang Chen secretly smirks.

Good thing she hasn’t found all his other drafts...

“Honey, I swear I’m completely out of inspiration!”

{Single female lead + lighthearted comedy + no system + unleashing one's true nature + forced to work}

My name is Jiang Wangbei, and I'm a wealthy second-generation rich kid. My dream is to be a loser. After all, my family has more money than we can spend in several lifetimes. But...

Protagonists: Jiang Wangbei, Bai Lu

I, Luo Wen, have just become an Elite Four member of the Unova region. With a beautiful childhood friend, Mei, I’m practically a winner in life—until I receive an invitation to join a chat group.

At first, I thought I was just a small fry in the chat group, but then I discovered I could travel to other worlds—

Naruto World: "Ōtsutsuki Clan, do you even understand the divine power of the Imperial God? Do you realize the sheer might of the True God, Reshiram?"

One Piece World: "Celestial Dragons? In the eyes of the Axis Cult, everyone is equal! Even the Holy Land will be wiped out!"

Re:Zero: "Time reversal? Dialga, give the Witch a real demonstration!"

Zelda World: "They call me Link the Rogue? Then let’s give Calamity Ganon a taste of real summons! Behold, the True God of Pokémon!"

Honkai: Star Rail: "Aeons? Let’s have the True God of Knowledge, Reshiram, join the fray!"

With Pokémon abilities unrestricted across different worlds, Luo Wen realizes that he himself is the true powerhouse!

Aromatherapy: Removes all negative effects—if I say you have a debuff, then you have a debuff!

Life Dew: Instantly heals injuries.

Spore: A guaranteed sleep effect.

“So, I’m actually stronger in other worlds?”

In the Pokémon world, I keep my head down. Across the multiverse, I throw heavy punches!

I am a lord, the son of a duke, and the king's favorite nephew. What's wrong with raising some loli?

Did my loli eat your rice?

Sleeping in your bed?

Did he hit your child?

Or did you push your head into the pit?

What? I've done it before...

Hey, hey, they are just children, why are you competing with them?

In this way, adults should deal with adults' affairs. You come to me and we will go to the duel stage.

Don't worry, I'm weak and I don't know how to use magic. I definitely can't withstand your sword.

You don't have to worry about what will happen if I die in your hands.

My mother, the goddess of magic, will never fire a city-level spell at your front door, and my father, the duke, will never use a dragon's breath to annihilate your house. My uncle, the king, will never massacre your entire family. The people of my territory will never raze your castle to the ground.

What do you mean by "being a scoundrel"? When your child was rude to me, you kept saying that he was just a child and that I, an adult, could not argue with a child.

Do you know you are wrong? That's right, goodbye~

He left, didn't he?

Well, my dear sister, brother wants to eat fish...

“As long as the abilities and things that can be used in battle or war, without exception, all can be counted as munitions, whether magic or ninjutsu, even the devil fruit, it is considered munitions, and as long as it is munitions, You can buy it from me.”-Jemini.

“Ron! This thing is much easier to use than a magic wand!”-Harry with two guns.

“Jemini, where’s your fucking alchemy cannon? Pull it up for my old lady!” —Hermione, the steel girl.

“Captain Seamus is on standby!” —Explosive madman Seamus.

In 1991, Jemini came to Hogwarts with the weapons store.

He is a businessman, and he is also a hard-working man.

"A person wants to find safety in larger calibers, longer ranges, and more powerful firepower—what's wrong with that?"

"So, you’ve created tens of thousands of skeletal mech legions, ghostly airstrike fleets, the Sea of Death Armageddon fleet, and undead heavy armor brigades... and turned the school anniversary into your personal undead arms marketplace?"

Facing the school newspaper reporter’s questions, Rhodes' gaze drifted, and his words faltered.

"Those... those are for civilian use!" Coughs, "Can we talk about something else?"

The reporter took a deep breath: "Alright, let's shift to some campus curiosities. Why is the magic academy's front gate blown up daily? Why are the magical beasts kept on campus suddenly running wild? And there have been repeated ghost sightings in the women's bathhouse—are they real or just rumors? Also, why has a 13th-tier Demon Lord appeared...?"

We all know the process of a normal person traveling through time...but...it seems...something is wrong?

Traveled to Terra.

Good news: it's not Holy Terra.

The bad news: I’m not a PhD either.

"I was born today as the thirteenth girl of the year. After wandering for a thousand years, I learned that my true name is Jiu."

"I know that I am the blood of a criminal, and my sins are deep. I have set aside a hundred years to perform good deeds and provide medical care to all living beings to atone for my remaining sins."

Looking at the dragon sons not far away who were staring at him because of his unexpected birth on the 13th of the 13th month, and the dark mass of imperial guards further away, Jiu spoke tactfully.

From then on, the filth of the world, the resentment of the Sui beast, and the legendary journey of the Royal Aunt of Yan Kingdom officially began!

"Where do all these conspiracies and riddles come from? This is definitely a relaxing and enjoyable day~"

"Look at what you said, do you believe it?"

“I promise (๑´∀`๑)”

(Arknights) (Time Travel) (Sister) (The plot unfolds in the early stage, and I let myself go in the later stage) (Knife a knife)

(Also known as: Arknights, studying medicine cannot save Terra) (People are in Terra, pitiful and weak but invincible)

In this land, people never spit out bones when they eat white hair.

However, Qi Yan said, just don’t vomit, I can still grow back anyway.

Faced with this land full of persecution, Qi Yan can only choose to persecute this land in return!

"I'm in Qie City, and I'm a new member of the Reunion Movement!"

"Rhodes Island is coming? I... am willing to join Rhodes Island."

"Oh my god! Tallulah is here, Tai-kun, we're one of our own. Look, I even have the Reunion uniform!"

"The Reunion is attacking Longmen? Amiya, come with me, let's go join the Reunion!"

Kal'tsit: *riddle swear*

Undead Black Snake: *Ursus swears*

Wei Yanwu: *Longmen swears*