Chen Yi transmigrates and wakes up in the Marquis Mansion’s prison—just because he is a live-in son-in-law who fled his wedding day. As a result, he is not welcomed by the Marquis family and is placed under house arrest as punishment. However, Chen Yi enjoys the leisure; in his past life, he was constantly burdened, so being a carefree son-in-law this time is quite nice.

From then on, relying on daily intelligence reports, he gains opportunities and hones skills in qin, chess, calligraphy, painting, medicine, fishing, and more, living a relaxed life in the Marquis Mansion.

[Daily Intelligence: Martial Marquis’s legitimate grandson Xiao Wuge and the heir Zhang Heng fought fiercely, gaining some opportunities.]

Chen Yi reads this and falls into thought. “This system feels a bit off…”

Years later, with mastery in qin, chess, calligraphy, painting, medicine, fishing, and other arts, Chen Yi helplessly steps into the Realm of the Land Immortal to face foreign invaders, stunning the world in one battle.

Xiao Jinghong says, “Husband, you promised to be a carefree son-in-law, but you’re a land immortal?”

Chen Yi holds her and smiles, “It’s all your brother Xiao Wuge’s fault…”

Who would have thought the Martial Marquis’s grandson and the heir prince were only five years old back then?

Daily intelligence? No, today’s gossip!

PS: Lighthearted, carefree, survival path, playing dumb while being strong

PPS: Also known as “The Leisurely Life of a Marquis Mansion Son-in-Law,” “Where There’s Gossip, There I Am,” “Husband, Do You Dare Go Fishing Today?”

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

____

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

—

Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

The hero is dead, and the next one is Raino.

In order to survive, the only way Lei Ye could think of was to swallow the 'gender change potion. The demon' transformed into a beautiful girl.

but...

But the Demon King laughed and said, "Do you think I would just stand there and buff like an idiot?" He ran over, snatched the potion, and drank it all in one breath?

Upon waking, Lin finds himself no longer human, but transported to the Warhammer 40K universe, becoming the consciousness of a newly born Tyranid hive, bound to a mysterious "Fourth Scourge System." Faced with this dark universe filled with madness and destruction, the only hope for survival lies in using the system to summon players from Earth, making them believe it's just a "100% immersive game," and harnessing their absurdity and passion. Thus, the most chaotic swarm in Warhammer history is born: on one side, monstrous aliens devouring everything; on the other, player consciousnesses flooding forums, researching unconventional tactics, and shouting "For the Horde!" Watch as the mastermind behind it all, Lin, guides this "Fourth Scourge," sweeping across the stars and utterly distorting the already despairing universe!

The sage of the Mechanic Church, Exis.Σ.Σ.Lu (Lu for short), transmigrated to a "terrifying" place. Here, humans worship psychic energy and call the practice of cultivating it "cultivation of immortality." Here, a strange, demonic voice calling itself "System" whispers in Lu's ear from time to time. Here, there are also powerful psychic entities comparable to spatial gods and demons. How corrupt, how terrifying! But… the Great Sage is never afraid. The Great Sage is always thirsty for knowledge. This is a good opportunity to observe psychic energy and research countermeasures. Perhaps, he can even find his way home. As for joining? Impossible, absolutely impossible! The Great Sage, following Om Messiah and believing in science…

Title: Warhammer + Fourth Scourge + Space Pirate "Ship-Lord"

Description:

Minion A: "Boss! There’s a bunch of Chaos tin-cans ahead!"

Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."

Minion B: "Boss! Some pointy-eared space elves up front!"

Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."

Minion C: "Boss! A mob of green fungus freaks!"

Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."

Minion D: "Boss! There’s a Primarch with a few tin-cans brawling with Warp demons!"

Zhao Dezhu: "Holy sh—"

Minion D (mishearing): "Boss says pull alongside ‘em!"

Zhao Dezhu: "……"

(This is a chaotic comedy—veteran Warhammer fans, go easy on the hate! Expect abstract memes, zero logic, and maximum yolo.)

One sentence synopsis: The demon prince Perturabo turned into a dog.

Crystal Maze annual fun sincere dedication

Divideless Chaos Guilliman

Specializing in controlling Tieyong Duo En

(Unlock more gradually...)

No fighting or killing, just eating and drinking (really)

[Warhammer + Fanfic + Alternate Lore + Comedy + System]

College student Yan Yue transmigrated into the body of a Space Marine Centurion—only to discover he’s now leading the last remnants of the Luna Wolves, a legion trapped in the Warp for 10,000 years.

When their battle barge escapes the ruins of Cadia, Yan Yue and his ancient Long War veterans emerge into a galaxy gone mad:

The Imperium is rotting with corruption,

The Inquisition wants them dead,

And his "Loyalty Meter" System keeps pinging: "Bro, maybe don’t mention you served Horus?"

Armed with pre-heresy drip, two layers of PTSD, and a darkly hilarious misunderstanding aura, this accidental warlord must either:

✓ Redeem his legion’s name,

✓ Conquer the Throneworld for giggles, or

✓ Die spectacularly when the Black Templars find him.

The Emperor’s finest? More like… the galaxy’s worst book club.

"I still remember those thirty years, those thirty years..." "Alright, I've had enough." Looking at the hesitant expression on the bald, handsome man's face, Lin Qi, the Regent of the Third Reich, the Left Hand of the Wolf God, Eugene Guilliman Poe's best friend, Batman's certified savior of the Empire, the Queen who can summon ten thousand Glories with a wave of her hand, the fear of Abaddon, the person who respects Butcher's Nail the most in the world, sighed helplessly. "After we've dealt with the Four Gods, if the Emperor can't send me home, I'll make him do a pole dance in front of us."

Aaron, living in 600 BCE, felt his father was an inadequate father, a mere biological father, and had driven his mother away. That is until he began encountering demigods in his dreams, seeking their father, who called him brother. So, had the old man cheated? Aaron was furious, determined to avenge his mother. But his brothers addressed him so affectionately, asking for things their father had used—relics, so to speak, to slay demons. He gave his father's pillow to Guilliman, his carved clay tablets to Lorgar, his hunting spear to the Lion, his donkey to Jaghatai... Wait, Horus, what do you want? Your father's clothes? In the 42nd Millennium, all the Primarchs broke free from the river of time, liberating the very essence of the Warp and freeing themselves from the constraints of loyalty and betrayal...