【Playing memes + being funny + being mean + entertainment】

The variety show "Escape from the Villain Island" features the eight celebrities that netizens across the country choose the most.

If the transformation is successful, you can escape from the Evil Island.

If the transformation is not successful by the end of the show, I will quit the entertainment industry forever.

Shen Ke happened to be dressed as a celebrity with a scandal and was forced to appear on this show.

Faced with negative reviews from all over the Internet, he was on the road to death, complaining about everything, everything and everyone.

"They are all here to whitewash themselves, but I am not. I am nobler than them. I am here to make money."

"Although I may not be popular, I can make people angry!"

"Life is not easy, so don't blame yourself if you can blame others."

"Gold will always shine, but I am just an old friend."

...

Room allocation stage.

"Ladies first, can you give me your room?"

"Sure, 5,000 yuan a night, buy five get two free, pay with insurance or transfer?"

The guests like to speak English: "Who cares."

Shen Ke: "Add s."

"Shen Ke's Ke means hard work, right?"

"No, it's the harsh word 'ke'."

No, what's wrong with you? I asked you to whitewash it, so why did you scold all the guests?

The introduction is weak, please move to the main text.

Lin Chen, who crossed over, was a little fresh meat who participated in a reality show variety show of "Career Challenge", but he didn't expect this little fresh meat to lead the entire show astray.

"Let you deliver takeaways, the Internet café sits on behalf of customers five times in a row, and the record is 10-0 in ten minutes?"

"Let you pretend to be a beggar, you will break big stones on your chest on the street, and you will scream on your head with bricks and bricks?"

"Let you be a security guard, you run the train with your mouth, and cross talk at the door of the community, are you crazy?"

"Let you be an actor, you step on stilts to brush a steel knife, and drink fire?"

The director team: "This is here to dismantle the stage, don't give him the shot!" ”

Audience: "I won't watch it without Lin Chen!" ”

Lin Chen: What? Let me be a singer in the next issue?

Looking at the netherworld skills given by the system, Lin Chen was about to cry.

[Comprehensive Comics] [Daily] [Time Travel] [System] [Partially Invincible]

"Don't make trouble~"

The girl's little hands pushed the man in front of her.

Tingling——

There was a slight tingling sensation on my neck.

"you..."

【Miss Kaguya】→【Sword Art Online】→【Red Eyes of Cutting】→【Miss Kaguya (Many Worlds)】→【Date Live】

(Look further! You will know after reading it!!)

The WeChat group leader traveled to the Qing Dynasty with a tablet, and we guided him to usurp the throne.

He died! I traveled to his body and became the new group leader, replacing everything he had.

That year, my first love, Cixi and Ci'an, were both young and beautiful, and my sister-in-law was extremely beautiful.

Under the guidance of group friends, I embarked on the road of usurping the Qing Dynasty like a scumbag. My waist hurts!

Chen Luo traveled through a fantasy world and became an outer disciple of the Qingyun Sect.

He was mediocre in martial arts and thought that he could only inherit his father's ten thousand acres of fertile land, shops on more than a dozen streets, marry a group of beautiful wives and concubines, and live out the rest of his life.

But he accidentally activated the [Dao Yu Die].

All martial arts recorded in the Jade Butterfly and practiced to the entry level can be advanced to the state of perfection in advance.

What do you mean by power that doesn't belong to me? I just enjoy the fruits of cultivation first, and after showing my divine power before others, I will make up for the cultivation process.

In order to become stronger, he did not hesitate to pretend to be a genius, defraud resources for cultivation, and embark on the path of borrowing to pay off loans.

In the eyes of others, the obscure and difficult to understand heavenly secret techniques, divine skills, imperial scriptures, and ancient immortal fragments, to Chen Luo, they all seemed as simple and boring as child's play.

"Chen Luo's comprehension is extraordinary, his talent is unparalleled, he is truly the greatest prodigy of all time!"

“…”

The peerless genius?

No!

Unrivaled genius!!

Some people seem to be doing well, but in reality they are secretly practicing madly to repay their debts...

Expected to be available for purchase on April 23rd, after which it will be stable and you're welcome to join. Su Yu, a descendant of a royal chef, transmigrates into a cultivation novel overnight, becoming the cannon fodder second senior sister who takes over a mountain of wounded and disabled disciples from her missing senior brother. According to the original plot, her third junior brother's golden core shatters, her fourth junior brother suffers a qi deviation, and her fifth junior brother is deceived... in short, some die and some are injured. Su Yu, oh... our sect seems doomed. —Looking at her group of skinny, untalented, or disabled junior brothers and sisters, Su Yu, who just wants to live a peaceful life, wonders why she's cultivating immortality and fighting. Are they all tired of living? Come and be her cook and help her! Peace and safety are the greatest blessings! However, when she researches cultivation ingredients and decides to cook a delicious cultivation dish—the pot radiates spiritual energy, a fragrant aroma fills the air, but there's a faint halo of a pill, accompanied by a super-grade spiritual pill capable of repairing broken meridians lying at the bottom. Su Yu! Her seriously injured junior brother is waiting to die! Undeterred, Master Su prepared to cook lotus leaf pork ribs again—oil dripped from the lotus leaves, releasing an irresistible aroma. But at the bottom of the pot, a faint, precious light shone, accompanied by a peerless, rare two-foot-long spiritual sword. The junior disciples who abandoned cultivation due to the lack of a spiritual sword! The villain who had been waiting for their demise?! Where did all those heavenly treasures come from?! Looking at the mountains of elixirs and spiritual treasures piled up in the small kitchen, Su Yu frowned and said, "You might not believe it, but I just wanted to cook a dish." The female lead who absorbed fortune but steadily declined?! *Xiao Muge, the senior disciple of Zhiqiong Peak, who had reached the threshold of ascension due to rapid cultivation, had to travel to the northern glaciers to suppress his terrifying cultivation. A year later, he finally avoided the ascension tribulation and returned to the sect, ready to reclaim fortune for his junior disciples, but almost didn't recognize his own peak. The third junior brother, whose Golden Core was shattered, stepped into the Nascent Soul stage; the fourth junior brother, whose talent was extremely poor, achieved the Great Perfection of his Qin Technique; the fifth junior brother, who only wanted to marry into a female cultivator's family, became the top trader in the Southern Territory; the sixth junior brother, whose sword heart was impure, now had swordsmanship that shook the world... And his second junior sister, who never left her room and was always brooding and aloof, was sitting on the grand master's chair at the top of the peak, her phoenix eyes narrowed, her red lips raised as she enjoyed their respectful thanks. "Second senior sister is the master of our peak, wise and powerful, omnipotent. Senior brother... who is senior brother?" Xiao Muge "?" [Pre-order novel "The Little Junior Sister of the Demonic Sect is Wholeheartedly Good", please collect if you like it~] Lin Ran, born in the apocalypse, was surrounded by zombies from a young age. She hated fighting and killing and only wanted to live a peaceful life. But she never expected that she would transmigrate into a cultivation novel and become the little junior sister of the Demonic Sect, who was hated by everyone. The Demonic Sect was about to be destroyed, and the Demonic Sect leader, in a fit of rage, decided to send out all his forces to perish together with the righteous sects. "You, leader of the Demonic Cult, used your allure to bewitch that most ferocious righteous swordsman. Lin Ran is exactly what I wanted!" She instantly flew into the righteous camp, bowing down in a flash. Wiping her watery eyes, she looked at the righteous swordsman who resembled a god of death. "Stop! I'm not here to cause trouble, I'm here to join you!" Demonic Cult Leader? ? Righteous Path? ? Soon after, the righteous cultivators of the cultivation world realized they had made a mistake. The Demonic Cult's junior sister they wanted to exterminate was wholeheartedly devoted to good. She could have easily killed the righteous cultivator with a single strike, but she didn't. Instead, she smiled at the severely injured Buddhist disciple, chanting Buddhist compassion, and became a close friend of the Buddhist sect. When the righteous and evil paths fought over magical treasures, she lagged behind, saying that the seventh-grade lotus was innocent, and as a result, it was recognized as a master by the spiritual treasures of heaven and earth. Countless cultivators fought to the death for the grotto-heaven spiritual palace, but she remained unmoved, yielding with her hands clasped. Unexpectedly, her actions moved heaven and earth, gaining the secret palace's recognition and acquiring countless spiritual treasures within. Soon they heard that the Demonic Sect had changed. Under the leadership of their junior sister, the Demonic Sect was now peace-loving and the most renowned righteous sect in the cultivation world. The righteous path: "?" Lin Ran: To be honest, I just find it troublesome. Lin Ran: "Hmm, who should we invite to our Demonic Sect's Great Benevolence Gate today?" The Demonic Sect Leader: "..." *The righteous path's junior uncle, the sword immortal Lu Xian, who swore to fight demonic cultivators to the death, wanted to expose her true colors and infiltrate her side, disguising himself as a Qi Refining disciple, but she patted his head instead. "Stop fooling around, put down your sword. Our Demonic Sect wins people over with virtue." Lu Xian: "?" "I'll teach you the Great Compassion Sutra right now. The more compassionate you are, the luckier you will be." Lu Xian: "!"</p>

Crossing Over with Minecraft: A Taoist Priest at First Light

Emotional fluctuations generate MC points—

Can I unlock more in-game powers this way?

“Since the world yearns for myths—”

News Flash: Witnesses report a Taoist priest fighting zombies with a wooden sword.

BBC Breaking Report: A newly discovered pyramid cluster in the Egyptian desert appears to harbor mummified creatures.

CNN Headline: Mysterious purple fissures open across Florida, eerily resembling Biblical depictions of hell.

TV Tokyo Urgent Bulletin: The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons is now streaming live!

The world descends into chaos.

With unexplainable phenomena erupting across the globe,

humanity can no longer deny it—

Spiritual energy is returning.

Keywords: Urban fantasy, Minecraft, hidden powers, alter egos, roleplay, spiritual resurgence

[New theme + lighthearted style + protagonist is Lao Liu]

Lin Ran, who failed the civil service exam at the age of 27, unexpectedly activated the Police God Rich System, which contains 90 trillion police funds.

Good news: Lin Ran has a system now.

Bad news: The system only works for police officers.

Lin Ran doesn't have police credentials, what should he do?

Hey... Lin Ran's eyes darted around. Since he couldn't pass the police exam, why not open his own police station?

And so... he went to Myanmar and opened a police station.

He appointed himself as the director, used police funds to recruit soldiers and purchase weapons and equipment.

Armored vehicles? Buy them!

Attack helicopter? Buy it!

Dongfeng-41? Buy it!

——

Telecom fraud park: Are you sure this is a police station? Not a warlord's office?

[Refreshing + Not Brainless] Inside the Bauhinia School of Supernatural Powers, there's a remarkable teacher. When the Supernatural Power Council deems someone's powers useless and trashy, he always finds a brilliant way to make them shine. What? Creating flour within a specific area? You're going to the Life Special Power Department to make steamed buns? Come on, let me teach you: Art is explosion! What? The ability to control liquid tension? They're asking you to restore artifacts? Come on, let me teach you to make their blood abnormalities and cause them to collapse and die. What? You can make objects vibrate within a very small area? They're asking you to learn massage? Come on, let me teach you to make a high-frequency vibration knife that can move anything. Cut him down! This is the story of a powerful science teacher rescuing a useless student in a parallel supernatural world. Others: Lin Lu, please, don't make that explosive called Big Ivan. Stop researching! Lin Lu: The knowledge you brought from Blue Star will eventually come in handy! Master math, physics, and chemistry, and you'll be fearless wherever you travel!

Li Muran got the chance to cross.

God also promised to give Li Muran the reliable, normal, and well-known system he wanted.

What about after crossing?

Other people’s systems are normal, but Li Muran’s system is…

xp? Is it pirated?

This is the system, and it also meets Li Muran’s requirements. But this system is not that system.

Is there a worse crossing than this?

Li Muran just thought frustrated, the devil suddenly fell from the sky.

“Hand over the most powerful brave among you.”

The others pointed to Li Muran neatly.

“it’s him.”