[Villain + Invincible + Decisive Killing + Never Feel Aggrieved]
Li Wanji was very desperate after accidentally traveling to the world of Xiaobaiwen.
Because his previous body accidentally touched the black silk thigh of the beautiful CEO, his limbs were crippled by the Son of Luck.
"Ding, the revenge system is successfully bound."
"Newbie Gift Pack Reward: Restore all four limbs to full health, and choose any part of your body to grow 5cm"
"Reward basic skills: Zhiyang Divine Art"
Li Wanji was overjoyed because he knew that in two years, the son of destiny would ascend to the ancient martial arts world alone.
This time, I was gone for eight whole years!
…
Eight years later, Chen Fan, the son of destiny, returns.
The younger sister, with her big belly, said: "Brother, I won't let you hurt him!"
Daughter: "When I grow up, I want to marry Uncle Li."
Lolita school beauty: "I'm sorry Chen Fan, I've fallen in love with Li Wanji."
The beautiful CEO said: "Sorry, I'm used to having him around."
Chen Fan spat out a mouthful of blood.
[Mind Reading + Beloved + Everyone Gossiping + Playing it Off] Princess Yin Ruanruan has been reborn over 800,000 times, living for a total of millions of years, yet she can never escape the downfall of dynasties and the tragic deaths of royalty. She resisted, living to the age of 39 before being poisoned and dying; her shortest life was just an embryo. Living became tiring, she wanted to die, and was reborn again and again, finally reaching her last life. Because the system was also tired, it told her that this world was a book the author abandoned halfway through, the world couldn't take shape, and it restarted many times hoping she could turn things around, but she just gave up. The system insisted she try again, giving her a cheat code to read people's minds, but an unexpected error occurred; she got the "Gossip System" instead of the "Mind Reading" system, and gave the "Mind Reading" system to others, while she was mind-reading herself. Listen to what she says every day! ["A day I really want to die, but today's gossip is quite delicious. It turns out my adorable father became so tyrannical because his manhood was cut off!"] The tyrant's crotch tightened: Impossible! How could the Emperor, a man of such high status, do such an absurd thing! My dear daughter, tell me the details! [Sigh, I want to die, but today my second brother died in a firework explosion while saving someone for love, I really want to see it!] Second Brother: ...No, if you don't want to see it, I will seal my heart and lock away love from now on. [Life is so boring, I want to see Consort Lan get misunderstood and beaten to death for helping someone.] Consort Lan: No! You can't watch! She won't leave the palace today! [So tired, but I want to go to court and see the ministers take off their pants and fight, and then there's the time-traveling woman who administers hallucinogenic drugs and laxatives in court. She's so bold, I want to get to know her.] The ministers are sweating profusely: No, Princess, you don't want to! We'll go kill her right now! ...
[Signed comic adaptation~]
Su Ye, the trash daughter of the Su family, went crazy after being retired by the president of the Bo Group!
On the first day, she touched her father’s head: “My nephew, I am optimistic about a project. You will bid for it tomorrow.”
The next day, she used a shovel to plan the tomb of Su Jiazu, and muttered, “I remember it was buried here?”
On the third day, she patted the shoulder of the president of a certain cleanliness: “Xiao Bo, the marriage is still unsuccessful. I will give you a discount on this medicine. You can give me 6 million.”
*
Su Ye, the first female heroine in the business world who died unfavorably 40 years ago, was born into a grand niece of the same name by chance.
then……
The estate notary office, a huge estate that had been put on hold for 40 years was claimed.
A mysterious man was discovered in the museum and donated for free the sky-high antiques that disappeared 40 years ago.
Mysterious elder sister became popular on the Internet, k.o bet on the stone, reborn Hua Tuo, the first sister with goods, the master of taekwondo…
Thousands of people suspected of transforming into a group pet, and the threshold of the Su family was smashed by the seventy or eighty-year-old “bamboo horse” bigwigs from all walks of life.
A former fiance was jealous: “Boom out, don’t affect my fiancee’s college entrance examination.”
Zhenxiang may be late, but will never be absent.
Before retiring, Bo Yunli never looked at her directly.
After retiring Bo Yunli, his painting style changed suddenly: “Which project do you like? I will bid for it and give it to you.”
“This is the golden shovel and the key to Bo’s graveyard. Which one you like to dig.”
“Yeye’s prescription is priceless, 6 million is too little, how about changing the seat of the young lady of the Bo Group?”
[1v1 Double Clean + Su Shuang Grilled Vest]
[Two male leads + gossip + entertainment industry + beloved by the group (both are virgins, 1V1)]
Ning Shile struggled for most of his life only to find out that he was just cannon fodder in a melodramatic novel.
They even ended up cooperating with the villains by a twist of fate.
Zheng also tossed aside the contract: "The agreement is for one year, with a reward of 30 million. After one year, the bridge and the road will go their separate ways."
Ning Shile nodded excitedly: "Great! Great!"
*
After teaming up, Ning Shile continued to uphold the principle of enjoying the gossip to the fullest.
Zheng Ye's judgment is really bad; his assistant is probably the mole!
No wonder Zheng went bankrupt; he didn't invest in such a good opportunity.
Zheng Ye: ...I can hear you.
To get closer to the melons, Ning Shile specially went on a rural variety show.
[Oh! This is the protagonist who disguised his identity in the original work!]
[Haha, still shipping them? My childhood sweetheart has already changed his mind!]
[The protagonist, adored by everyone, is truly exceptional!]
As we were eating, things seemed to be going a little wrong.
The protagonist was furious for him.
Brother Zhuma stepped in to clarify for him
The protagonist, who is the bottom, pesters him every day, calling him "brother".
Until the very end, the entire internet was saying: We're totally shipping them!!
*
Zheng Ye, the richest man in the capital, suddenly appeared on a rural variety show. One second he was a high-class tycoon, and the next second he turned into a pitiful puppy in front of Ning Shile.
Zheng Ye: Wife, look at me, just once!
The entire internet is shocked: !? !? !? !?
Shocking! You can even see scenes of carnage and cremation in rural variety shows!?
[Apocalypse, time travel, mutation, natural disaster, live broadcast, funny, system, cool story]
Ye Xiao was very lucky. He, who complained about the boring life every day, traveled through time!
Ye Xiao is an unlucky guy. He traveled to the end of the world where mutant creatures are everywhere!
Ye Xiao was very lucky, he got a system!
Ye Xiao is an unlucky guy. His system is not about stockpiling goods or strength, but it allows him to broadcast live!
Ye Xiao was going crazy. What the hell was this live broadcast? Didn’t they see that group of viewers were watching him struggling to survive and were still mocking him?
What? When the number of people in the live broadcast room reaches a certain level, the audience can be transferred!
Ye Xiao's smile gradually became perverted. He rubbed his hands together, and laughed wildly at the sky. Hahahaha, haters! Tremble!!!
Come and cry and survive with grandpa!!!
Ye Xiao: Hehehe?
Heizi: No hehe!
The Chinese government is entering the live broadcast room...
Where is my sect? Where did you take my sect?
Alien, I'm not done with you!
*
I, Chu Yao, have been cultivating Taoism for three hundred years, and finally managed to become a Nascent Soul Elder. I had not enjoyed a few days of peace when I was suddenly captured by an extraterrestrial spaceship!
The cave is gone, and so is the cultivation base. Other people who are cultivating immortals use their swords to fly in the sky to level the world, but for me, it has become like driving screws for aliens. Isn’t this style of painting not right?
That's all, the whole family is in order anyway, they just moved to another place to work.
Gold will always shine, at worst it will come again in another three hundred years!
Immortals need to be cultivated, money needs to be made, and technology needs to be grasped.
The spaceship in the left hand and the pistol in the right hand, industrial traffic is booming!
The entire sect has flexible employment, with the head engaging in real estate, the Dharma protector engaging in business, and even the Supreme Elder delivering goods live online:
"Old fellows, today I will perform a transformation of a god to overcome a tribulation. If you like it, please give it a follow."
Let's see how she keeps a low profile, gathers strength, and plays with the stars.
(Urban imagination + male protagonist slapping face + system + hilarious, if you don’t laugh after reading chapter 30, I’ll give you a slap on the face!)
"Have you seen too many false advertisements? Now, they are all true!"
Zhou Yiming, 25 years old, is a migrant worker in Beijing with a monthly salary of 18,000 yuan and a debt of 110,000 yuan. He is bombarded with false advertisements such as "buy a house with 0 down payment", "win an iPhone for 1 yuan", and "beautiful anchors play games with you online" every day, and has suffered a mental breakdown.
Until one day, he smashed his phone in anger and accidentally activated the "False Advertisement Come True System" - from then on, all the deceptive ads, all! Come true!
"Buy a house with 0 down payment?" The black-hearted real estate agent moved into an unfinished building that has been standing for 30 years!
"Win an iPhone for 1 yuan?" 999 real phones were found in the fraud company's warehouse!
"Paying a large sum of money to have a child?" A group of scammers collectively experience the "pregnancy simulator"!
Even more outrageous is——
The system can also be upgraded! When Zhou Yiming discovered that "immortal cultivation advertisements," "interstellar battleship instant kills," and "two-dimensional foil clearances" could also become reality...
All the leeks in the universe started calling him dad!
After the college entrance exam, Jiang Xiao was bound to a super-rich system called "Money to Spend." However, upon learning that activating the system required saving 1 billion yuan, Jiang Xiao was extremely frustrated. At the same time, his parents disappeared. Did they anticipate Jiang Xiao's poor performance on the college entrance exam and run away beforehand? It wasn't until his parents' friend, Uncle Wu, appeared and told Jiang Xiao that he was actually a rich second-generation heir. Feeling ashamed that Jiang Xiao had suffered for 18 years, his parents left home, leaving him 1 billion yuan as pocket money. "Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully saved 1 billion yuan! The 'Money to Spend' system is successfully activated!" From then on, Jiang Xiao embarked on a super-rich path with his parents running away from home.
Three hundred years since the founding of the Great Jin Dynasty, the fortune of the country has been prosperous. In the imperial court, there are great Confucianists who make their promises.
Zuo Daoqi traveled to this world and became a little eunuch who was about to be thrown into the cold palace.
The court was treacherous, and the rivers and rivers were vicious. He just wanted to live on honestly.
But accidentally opened the script of life, can see through other people’s future scripts, and can get rewards after completing tasks.
The first thing that caught my eye was a little loli who was about to become an empress…
From then on, Zuo Daoqi planned to stay in the cold palace, study the game script well, and train the future empress by the way.
In my spare time, I’ll talk to the queen mother, imperial concubine, princess and so on.
His original purpose was to protect himself, so that he could leave the palace as soon as possible and become a rich man.
…
Until one day, a little eunuch came to Zuo Daoqi’s side,
“Nine thousand years old, the empress dowager said it’s time to serve her tonight.”
After Shen Nanxi died suddenly from overwork, she transmigrated into the body of a wealthy woman who was about to be divorced.
[Get a divorce, get a divorce now! Your husband is blind; he doesn't even trust his own wife. The so-called nude photos were all taken by his ex-girlfriend herself. She just wants to take the child and make him her sugar daddy.]
Not long after, his ex-girlfriend was taken away by the police for framing him.
After her failed divorce, Shen Nanxi began to quietly observe the gossip.
[The girl my second brother brought home is a campus goddess, practically a player! He's got her all wrapped around his finger, but she's treating him like an ATM. He doesn't even know it. The breakfast she sent him was actually leftovers from her last date.]
The second brother, who was still eating, silently put down the food box, immediately broke up with the woman who was a playboy, and sued to recover all the money he had spent on her.
[Tsk tsk, the actor boyfriend that Third Sister is dating is clearly an ordinary guy who uses women to climb the social ladder. He often manipulates Third Sister, and even plotted to film those kinds of videos for her to control her and make her obedient.]
The lovestruck third sister instantly sobered up, tore apart the actor's hypocritical persona, and sent him to jail to become a lawbreaker.
[Oh wow, Fourth Brother's obedient junior sister isn't after him as a person, but rather his experimental results. She's willing to sacrifice herself to steal those results—that's truly admirable.]
The fourth brother, who was somewhat tempted, immediately ruined his junior sister's reputation.
As Shen Nanxi continued to follow the gossip, she discovered that her younger siblings, who disliked her, kept sending her money, and even her husband, who was not interested in women, was treating her better and better.