(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

In an unknown tavern in the Grand Line.

Passerby A: "Have the voting results come out?"

Passerby B: "It's out. There are two most beautiful women in the world. One is the Pirate Queen Boa Hancock, and the other is the bounty hunter, Kiana."

Kiana turned the table over and roared: "I'm a man!

Qin Changsheng traveled through time accidentally. He had no qualifications for practicing Taoism and felt disheartened so he wanted to experience the bitterness of love, so he fell in love one after another.

It can be said that within a hundred miles, there must be an ex!

Ten thousand years later, the system finally arrived. He became an emperor overnight, but he was tired of his previous life and just wanted to improve the Qin family, but accidents happened one after another.

It is said that the Saintess of the Ice Palace is extremely beautiful and untainted by the mundane world. Have you ever heard of this, my ancestor?

Qin Changsheng was startled. Emmm, it seems to be my ex...

I have heard that the Queen of Yao Chi is extremely beautiful and stunningly charming. Have you ever met her, my ancestor?

Qin Changsheng pondered, emmm, it seems that he is also my old lover...

It is said that the fox princess is as graceful as a startled swan and as beautiful as a fairy. Have you ever seen it with your own eyes, ancestor?

Qin Changsheng was in tears. Another ex-girlfriend came. When will this end?

As his exes appeared one after another, Qin Changsheng's reputation as a scumbag spread throughout the world."

Facing the criticism from the whole world, Qin Changsheng spread his hands and said helplessly:

"You may not believe it, but I am face-blind and not interested in women. Besides, I am actually the victim..."

Everyone retreated together, He ~~~tui~

As we all know, the disasters of the Beasts Pirates can live without life, but they cannot live without life.

The Disaster of Looks: (Stretching his head) The self-esteem of the emperor!

The Disaster of Arts: Sing, dance, rap!

The Disaster of Stupidity: Pull the boat over!

The Disaster of Earth: What? Whitebeard wants to go to war with the Navy Headquarters? The housing prices in Shampoo Land have plummeted? Damn, why are you still standing there, this is a great opportunity to buy at the bottom!

Facing the interview with the reporter, the Disaster of Earth happily said:

"Buying land is my hobby, and collecting rent is my pleasure."

"As long as I buy all the properties in the world, everyone in the world will have to pay me rent!"

"Hehehe, what a wonderful idea!"

"Hey, the properties in the holy land of Marijoa seem to have great investment value!"

This chat group has the following rules: 1. Although the group owner is adorable, please do not accept their summons casually. 2. If you unfortunately accept the group owner's summons, please do not feed the cute bugs any strange food. Although it won't kill them, it will make them vomit strange things. (Absolutely do not feed them Originium or Herrscher Cores; you don't want to see these cute little guys multiplying.) 3. If you are unfortunately approached by the cute bugs, please do not put your hand into their mouths. You will bear the consequences if you violate this rule. (Currently, the cute bugs have already bitten through the equipment of several Valkyries.) 4. Please do not inquire about the source of the ingredients in the potions the group owner uses to heal group members. Believe me, you don't want to know. (A certain green-haired scientist's worldview has collapsed because of this.) 5. Finally, absolutely do not (crossed out) summon the group owner! (So far, several group members' worlds have been taken over by these cute little guys.)

(Multiple female protagonists) (Bengtie + Bengsan) (Relaxed daily life)

(Received: Xiadie, Alicia, Aglaia, Tirispios, Mebius, Eden)

What is it like to come to Omphalos and unlock the pleasure system?

"What? You want me to hug Xiadie? System, you want me to die and then find a new host, right?"

But fortunately, someone was very powerful and managed to complete the task.

As a result, he got a butterfly that begged him to hug it every day.

The three little Tibaos are so cute, but they are too small and can’t do anything. It would be great if they could grow up.

[Yes, the host has it]

Looking at the two-star big Tibao in front of me that can change size at will, it is so delicious.

What? I heard the Star Train stopped outside Omphalos?

OK, OK.

"Dear Walter Yang, isn't my Skyfire Judgment very handsome?"

"Oh yeah, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Otto~"

"Oh? Black Swan seems to have noticed me."

It seems that she only cares about food and not punishment, and even invited herself to be her dance partner.

"The Dance of Eternal Calamity 2.0"

One day, he came to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd.

He also picked up little Ai Li who had just fallen from the sky, and his mission was to raise her!

Let him suffer this kind of pain. If he doesn’t go to hell, who will?

But after growing up, Alicia's relationship with him seemed a little different.

[Task 1: Entering the world of immortal cultivation, you have obtained the foundation-building method, please try to kill the "Immortal Dragon"]

"Brother System, let's not talk about the fact that the novice task is to kill a dragon, there is a small problem, I didn't travel through time."

[Task 2: The end of the world is coming, after awakening the E-level superpower, it's time to show your skills, please try to fight the "Zombie King" alone. ]

"Brother, let's not talk about me being in the modern world, just follow your logic, wasn't I still in the world of immortal cultivation just now? And you awakened the superpower for me, kill the zombie king, me?"

[Task 3: In a world full of women, you have become the only precious man, please try to spread your sweat to at least three different targets. 】

"Brother, I have never begged anyone in my life. I am kneeling down now. Please take me to this world. I really beg you."

...

"Wait, you call earthworms immortal dragons?"

"Wait, can killing in biochemical mode be considered killing?"

"Wait, can humming be considered successful sowing?"

...

[Task 4: Killing demons in brothels. 】

"Hehe."

...

"Uncle, don't laugh, I really came to kill demons!"

"Hold your head and squat! Who told you to stand up?"

"System, you hurt me so much!!!"

...

This book is also known as: "The system can save me from fire and water, but don't worry about where the fire and water come from", "If you can cultivate immortality in modern times, foot massage is also a way!", "I didn't travel through time at all, the system insisted that I did"

[Western Fantasy + Leisure + Daily + Sand Sculpture + Beast Ear Girl + Semi-Invincible]

There are many races in Celsis continent. In addition to humans, there are elves, orcs, dragons, mermaids, blood races, demons...

Cheng Yu starts the game with full cooking skills and collects positive emotions from diners to exchange for various items.

One day, the Skeleton Lord who dominated one side disappeared.

Someone asked Cheng Yu, "Mr. Cheng Yu, do you know where the Skeleton Lord went?"

"I don't know. I'm just a cook. How would I know where the Skeleton Lord went?"

As he spoke, Cheng Yu calmly took a sip of the bone soup.

A rigid doomsday survival system bought in a dream.

An ordinary 25-year-old single man.

When he had the ability to change the status quo, Song Cheng chose to explore the beauty of the world without hesitation.

Let’s start with my roommate’s mom…

My older brother ran away on my wedding day, leaving my family with no choice but to make me marry my sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law, please don't be offended, I'm not my brother.

And so, on the day of the wedding!

[Congratulations, host, on marrying your sister-in-law! This system is activated, and you are rewarded with a cultivation system that grants ten thousand times the power!]