That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.

Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.

There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.

The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...

Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.

Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!

Cultivating immortality in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel? Why would I duel if I can crush you?

Because I always have stories in my head, and as I think about it, it becomes a coherent story...so I write it down.

[No system] [Semi-derailed] [The protagonist is single]

The plot of episode 7 and beyond will not have a significant impact on my novel.

"Semi-derailed fan fiction", the author's personal understanding may differ from that of other viewers and analysis videos. In addition, the original work is updated quite slowly, so the fan fiction will inevitably be very different from the original work.

The protagonist's setting is vague. Although there is time travel, there is definitely no time travel system. The original characters may have changed more or less due to the appearance of the protagonist and the plot of the novel.

The original characters will not be deleted. As for those who play supporting roles, it depends on their luck whether I can remember them.

The law is broken, the borderland is plunged into madness, and even demigods are beginning to fall.

There are countless heinous things happening in this land, the most egregious of which is——

The merchant only sells raw materials and does not buy finished products!

With blessing and guidance, countless descendants of warriors crossed the sea of fog and entered this ruined world.

Do you know what to do in the face of countless faded people?

Of course it's business.

Look at these tens of millions of faded people. They are fighting and suffering in the border area. What they need most is Dettol, equipment, and various consumables.

You kill monsters and I sell medicine.

Blessing is everything. Is the fastest way to obtain blessings by killing monsters? It's business!

Young Faded One, it must be painful to walk alone in the city without enough supplies. I will sell this dung beetle to you for 500 runes.

A mysterious armored man walks across the border. Sell the dewdrop beetle to the city, sit down for a delicious barbecue in the wild, turn the materials into various finished props, and sell them to the faded ones in the border area to earn huge amounts of blessings.

Even the Valkyries can't stop him from doing business, even if he does business with Galid and the sacred tree that hides from the world.

And when the huge profits attracted covetousness and businessmen were persecuted and framed, the mysterious man said this:

When someone falsely accuses you of having an affair with a flame, you better actually have one.

[Pampered by the group + Satisfying read + A villainous character who is drastically altered into a male mother + A villainous father who is coaxed into a charming smile + A female supporting character with a system]

Wenruan is a vicious villain who dreams of ruling the world.

Good news: I've transmigrated into the body of the villain Qin Jiuzhou's biological daughter, who is three and a half years old.

Bad news: I've transmigrated into a side story. The incredibly powerful and cunning villain is missing something; all he has left is his cunning and dampness.

Undeterred, she sought to revive her former glory. Facing Qin Jiuzhou, she spoke seductively: "Do you want the female lead? Do you want to unify the world? Cooperate with me, and you will reclaim everything that belongs to you."

Qin Jiuzhou remained silent, only holding the feather duster and sneering.

——

Qin Jiuzhou was known for his madness and killing spree, earning him the reputation of being tyrannical and ruthless, a sentiment he shared.

But after Wen Ruan appeared, shouting "Unify the world and destroy the world," and offered him advice...

The world didn't really wrong him that much.

The infamous King Yama, feared by all, was teaching his daughter to be kind and compassionate late at night, holding a book in his hand.

But somehow, he ended up being taught a lesson by the other party, and even when he wanted to go crazy, he could only do so when his father was sleeping.

He was even willingly coaxed into pouting, unable to bear seeing Wenru suffer the slightest grievance.

Wenru was called a bastard, so he went to his door with a sword.

As Wenruan went to school, he asked sharply, "Everyone else has a tutor, why doesn't my Ruanruan?"

Wen Ruan secretly became the "Crown Princess" of Beijing's elite circles, gathering a group of followers, and he...

Tired? Let's rebel!

——

The entire court discovered that the once ruthless and cunning King of Qin had changed—

I've stopped drinking and started taking care of the kids.

He's stopped fawning over his sweetheart and started being a doting father to his daughter.

The scariest thing is... he's really going to rebel!

[Forced to work, resentful male mother, villainous father]

Brother, please take the medicine." Take it away, take these disgusting bugs away. I don't want it, don't want it!!!" Brother, there are magic obstacles. There are no bugs in this jade liquid. Obviously, there are only arrays of spiritual light flowing.

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots.

What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG?

Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave.

What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI.

What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of!

"May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?"

Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly.

"To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

Every fortune-telling has gold, but after the emergence of Heavenly Dao, Chen Banxian found that something was wrong with his gold.

Looking at the woman dragging the fox's tail away, he opened the hexagram money she paid.

"Ding, get one of the nine tails, and the number of lives +1."

It was obviously a red note, but after picking it up, it turned into——

"Ding, get the passive skill, I won't listen if you don't listen."

Chen Banxian:? ? ?

"Gan, you won't be able to make any money from this business anymore!"