That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.

Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.

There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.

The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...

Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.

Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!

The law is broken, the borderland is plunged into madness, and even demigods are beginning to fall.

There are countless heinous things happening in this land, the most egregious of which is——

The merchant only sells raw materials and does not buy finished products!

With blessing and guidance, countless descendants of warriors crossed the sea of fog and entered this ruined world.

Do you know what to do in the face of countless faded people?

Of course it's business.

Look at these tens of millions of faded people. They are fighting and suffering in the border area. What they need most is Dettol, equipment, and various consumables.

You kill monsters and I sell medicine.

Blessing is everything. Is the fastest way to obtain blessings by killing monsters? It's business!

Young Faded One, it must be painful to walk alone in the city without enough supplies. I will sell this dung beetle to you for 500 runes.

A mysterious armored man walks across the border. Sell the dewdrop beetle to the city, sit down for a delicious barbecue in the wild, turn the materials into various finished props, and sell them to the faded ones in the border area to earn huge amounts of blessings.

Even the Valkyries can't stop him from doing business, even if he does business with Galid and the sacred tree that hides from the world.

And when the huge profits attracted covetousness and businessmen were persecuted and framed, the mysterious man said this:

When someone falsely accuses you of having an affair with a flame, you better actually have one.

[No system] [Semi-derailed] [The protagonist is single]

The plot of episode 7 and beyond will not have a significant impact on my novel.

"Semi-derailed fan fiction", the author's personal understanding may differ from that of other viewers and analysis videos. In addition, the original work is updated quite slowly, so the fan fiction will inevitably be very different from the original work.

The protagonist's setting is vague. Although there is time travel, there is definitely no time travel system. The original characters may have changed more or less due to the appearance of the protagonist and the plot of the novel.

The original characters will not be deleted. As for those who play supporting roles, it depends on their luck whether I can remember them.

Su Chen obtained the 'Multiverse Mashup', which grants him a reward as long as he creates a derivative short video and shares it across the multiverse.

And so... [Sasuke's massacre of Sukuna] [Yoriichi Tsugikuni's marriage to Muzan] [Shirou Emiya's family's meal] [The life of the tyrant Kuma]

[Lu Mingfei and Erii's wedding] [Loki becomes the Lord of the Multiverse] [Madoka Kaname and Homura Akemi's unspeakable secret] etc.

Every fortune-telling has gold, but after the emergence of Heavenly Dao, Chen Banxian found that something was wrong with his gold.

Looking at the woman dragging the fox's tail away, he opened the hexagram money she paid.

"Ding, get one of the nine tails, and the number of lives +1."

It was obviously a red note, but after picking it up, it turned into——

"Ding, get the passive skill, I won't listen if you don't listen."

Chen Banxian:? ? ?

"Gan, you won't be able to make any money from this business anymore!"

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots.

What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG?

Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave.

What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI.

What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of!

"May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?"

Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly.

"To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

Brother, please take the medicine." Take it away, take these disgusting bugs away. I don't want it, don't want it!!!" Brother, there are magic obstacles. There are no bugs in this jade liquid. Obviously, there are only arrays of spiritual light flowing.

Summary: Qi Heng's idol is Sun Wukong. After traveling to the world of Journey to the West, he unexpectedly became Tang Sanzang. What the hell is this? It turns out that this journey to the West is all conspiracy and gambling. I, Tang Sanzang, swear to make all the Buddhas disappear into thin air. ... ... Liu Er: Master, I am real, and he is fake. Sun Wukong: Okay, you are real, go and obtain the scriptures from the West. Tang Sanzang: Come, I will give you this scepter and cassock. You must shoulder the great cause of the Western Paradise. Liu Er is confused: Who are these people?