Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture.

"How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?"

In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying,

I almost cried in front of the camera,

"I'm really not the kind of person you think"

"In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book."

"Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..."

"What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!"

The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said:

"Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."

That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.

Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.

There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.

The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...

Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.

Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!

"Succubus + Slow-burn + Lighthearted Slice of Life + Silly Comedy + Mindless Melodrama + Romantic Comedy + Sweet and Bittersweet"

Xu Guizhou was killed in a traffic accident while trying to help someone. When he opened his eyes, he found himself stuffed into a sweet romance novel that had been abandoned, and his task was to act as a matchmaker for the male and female leads.

Xu Guizhou: ? Do I need to live? Just kill me now.

System: Bro, you're my dad, my own father! Please, please save this broken world, my savior, my Holy Mother Mary...

In order to escape this world and become a wandering ghost as soon as possible, he resigned himself to his fate and took action.

But within two days, they discovered that something was wrong with the world.

This rich heiress, this tycoon CEO, this genius painter... why do they all look so familiar?

System: Honey, we've detected that the world has merged. This is the tenth year after your death.

Xu Guizhou: ? ? ?

System: Good luck to you.

Xu Guizhou forced a smile that was more bitter than life itself.

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xxx's Diary 10.18

I hate him.

xxx's Diary 3.9

I hate him.

...

xxx's Diary 6.7

He really did it.

...

xxx's Diary

He's back.

Standing next to that woman.

Zhou Yanci, who was blessed by the heavenly official, in this life, only wants to let himself go.

Whoever blocks it, whoever it is!

Delicate daughters want to counterattack, and smart girls are much happier.

Xianggong: The lady has turned black, the husband is so scared!

Your town house expert has brought the aura of Hongfu Qitian to the hot line.

Cultivating immortality in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel? Why would I duel if I can crush you?

Because I always have stories in my head, and as I think about it, it becomes a coherent story...so I write it down.

The third year of Hongwu.

When Zhu Yuanzhang established his rule over the world, many things needed to be done.

There was a loud bang on a clear sky, and Deng Qianqiu came into the world: "Only those who endure the most hardships can become the best. Time is money, and a thousand gold cannot buy a moment. From now on, this is the ancestral motto of my Deng family. Dad, I wrote this especially for you, you must remember it."

The law is broken, the borderland is plunged into madness, and even demigods are beginning to fall.

There are countless heinous things happening in this land, the most egregious of which is——

The merchant only sells raw materials and does not buy finished products!

With blessing and guidance, countless descendants of warriors crossed the sea of fog and entered this ruined world.

Do you know what to do in the face of countless faded people?

Of course it's business.

Look at these tens of millions of faded people. They are fighting and suffering in the border area. What they need most is Dettol, equipment, and various consumables.

You kill monsters and I sell medicine.

Blessing is everything. Is the fastest way to obtain blessings by killing monsters? It's business!

Young Faded One, it must be painful to walk alone in the city without enough supplies. I will sell this dung beetle to you for 500 runes.

A mysterious armored man walks across the border. Sell the dewdrop beetle to the city, sit down for a delicious barbecue in the wild, turn the materials into various finished props, and sell them to the faded ones in the border area to earn huge amounts of blessings.

Even the Valkyries can't stop him from doing business, even if he does business with Galid and the sacred tree that hides from the world.

And when the huge profits attracted covetousness and businessmen were persecuted and framed, the mysterious man said this:

When someone falsely accuses you of having an affair with a flame, you better actually have one.

[No system] [Semi-derailed] [The protagonist is single]

The plot of episode 7 and beyond will not have a significant impact on my novel.

"Semi-derailed fan fiction", the author's personal understanding may differ from that of other viewers and analysis videos. In addition, the original work is updated quite slowly, so the fan fiction will inevitably be very different from the original work.

The protagonist's setting is vague. Although there is time travel, there is definitely no time travel system. The original characters may have changed more or less due to the appearance of the protagonist and the plot of the novel.

The original characters will not be deleted. As for those who play supporting roles, it depends on their luck whether I can remember them.

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots.

What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG?

Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave.

What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI.

What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of!

"May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?"

Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly.

"To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."