Netizen: "Brother Zhang, my blind date said she is a player like Curry, one person, one city, but I found out through investigation that she is actually Durant. She has transferred to several teams and is looking for strong teams. But I am quite satisfied with her shooting ability. Should I continue this relationship?"

Zhang Zhe: "I suggest that a professional medical team assess whether she has had any injuries before. If not, she can try out first."

…

Netizen: "Host, host, I'm only 26, but the matchmaker my mom hires keeps introducing me to divorced women with children. And the key is, I'm attracted to one of them. Do you think I can give my child a home at my age?"

Zhang Zhe: "Go search Dorgon's life online first and then come back to me."

…

Netizen: "Brother Zhang, I'm an only child from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. Many boys have pursued me since I was a child, but I'm relatively self-disciplined and have never been in a relationship. Now my family is urging me to get married. I want to ask if anyone in the live broadcast room is interested in me? The avatar is me."

Zhang Zhe: "Stop fishing, the guys in the live studio have already caught all the black bass. Come on, turn on the camera and simulate a blind date with me first."

………………

Zhang Zhe originally just wanted to break free from the constraints of matchmakers in reality, so he chose to find a partner online. Unexpectedly, things gradually took an interesting direction.

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[The audiobook adaptation of the same name is currently being serialized.]

[Dual male leads + dominant male + quick transmigration + two strong, two clean characters + extreme tug-of-war]

Vicious, crazy beauty vs. various attribute slices

Lu Chengting is a sharp blade under the Heavenly Emperor, wielding power and killing. He is without desires or wants, yet he is inherently wicked and difficult to discipline.

In pursuit of the young celestial lord who had descended to the mortal realm for tribulation, he slaughtered all the prisoners in the celestial realm overnight, causing chaos and unrest throughout the realm.

He was banished to the mortal realm by the Heavenly Emperor, who could no longer tolerate him, to replace various scoundrels and villains and start anew, reflecting on his past mistakes.

"My lord, Young Master Siyan has descended to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation." The law enforcement officer gritted his teeth and reminded Lu Chengtin, looking at the spoiled Young Master Siyan.

Lu Cheng pressed down on Si Yan with one hand and said to the law enforcement officer with a blank expression, "I will personally let him undergo the tribulation."

———

The heir of a wealthy fishing family tugged at his collar: "I've recently seen a rope that would suit you perfectly."

The ruthless Ninth Prince looked at him with red eyes: "I want you, only you."

The cheerful and sunny alpha rested his forehead on his shoulder: "I'm an alpha too, we're a perfect match."

The straight man with an extremely Yin constitution reached out and hugged him: "I won't be afraid of you, I will only love you."

The loyal childhood friend took his hand and said, "I'll only be your older brother."

………

All suffering turns sweet.

The new book "Tokyo Krypton Life Flow Weird Game" has been released

"Huh? What is this? A face-pinching game?"

Master Li spent two and a half hours to finally create the ideal character in his mind.

But when you wake up, you find yourself transformed into the character you created and have traveled through time?

"Hey, that Pikachu, stop electrocuting me!"

"And you guy in the hat, stop throwing Pokéballs at me!"

"I'm really not a Pokémon!"

Master Li flapped his wings, looking depressed.

[Work tags: Pokémon, Pokémon, Pokémon. ]

Having traversed the primordial world, Fang Yuan became the only disciple of the Three Immortal Maidens of Sanxiao. While his fellow disciples mocked him for his endless, mindless archery practice, the Investiture of the Gods calamity quietly descended. In a moment of crisis, he froze a vast ocean with a single arrow, and then, with another, accidentally struck his grandmaster, the Tongtian Sect Master, on the forehead… Only then did the entire Jie Sect realize with shock that this "foolish disciple" had cultivated the Tongtian Archery Dao, a technique powerful enough to kill even saints!

Lin Yu, a student with expertise in mathematics, scored about 10 points short of Tsinghua University’s admission score in the mock exam in his senior year of high school. When he learned that he could get extra points by participating in the Olympic competition, he signed up.

I didn’t expect that I signed up for the Olympic Games instead of the Mathematical Olympiad?

At this time, the system releases the task!

"Congratulations to the host for successfully participating in the Olympics and obtaining a phased mission: the more gold medals you win, the more corresponding points you will get."

Lin Yu looked confused and pointed at himself.

Me? Attending the Olympics?

Fortunately! At the beginning, I exchanged for the perfect sprint skill!

In the 100m event of the Olympics, Lin Yu, wearing glasses, fought against seven blacks with one yellow, accomplished what Su Shen failed to do, and won the 100m gold medal!

Bolt stood up on the spot after breaking the 100-meter world record!

It shocked the Chinese people that the physical talents of the yellow race are not necessarily worse than those of the black race, which breaks the racial theory!

In the next event, Lin Yu will play for the country again!

After two hundred meters, he was far ahead of the others!

4 times 100 meters, he was invincible and made a perfect delivery!

In the 100-meter freestyle, he is the Chinese Flying Fish, the strongest dark horse!

The audience began to complain!

"No, at first I thought it was some college student who photoshopped his roommate in!"

"Lin Yu: I don't know. They told me to participate in the Olympics. I saw it said Olympics here, so I came to participate!"

"We agreed to work on the Mathematical Olympiad, why are you working on the Olympics?"

……

After the Olympics, he entered college as a freshman and broke all kinds of records!

"Brother, how come this school sports record is harder to break than the world record!"

Lu Ren, a gamer, accidentally stumbles into the Karasuno Volleyball Club. In his eyes, it's a peculiarly designed "abandoned dungeon": his teammates are NPCs with mysterious attributes, and training is a daily task with extremely low returns.

To protect his graphics card, he was forced to work, treating the basketball court like a game. He unlocked "god-level prediction" with a diving save and awakened the "king of the court" with his verbal sparring.

Just when everyone thought he was a mere armchair theorist, the 3v3 duel began—

Faced with Kageyama's "killer serve" and Hyuga's "monster fast attack," Lu Ren looked up in desperation, and a perfect parabola appeared in his field of vision that only he could see.

"BOSS strategy, let's begin."

Zhou Mingyuan, a philandering lawyer with millions of fans online, was reborn as a law school freshman in 2014.

When it comes to love, it must be passionate; when it comes to career, I must seize the initiative. I can't follow the rules after my rebirth!

In this life, of course he would choose a hot and exciting life.

......

This book is also known as "Do Whatever You Want 2.0", "The Guide to Rebirth of a Top Man", "How to Master Intimate Relationships", etc.

Q: How to prevent the female supporting character from turning evil?

A passerby said: "Outsmart her intellectually, humiliate her physically, and then correct her values!"

Chen Rong: My first choice is to get rid of the female supporting character.

The second option is to kill the male lead.

The third option... crush the male lead, then keep him as a mistress!

Chen Rong woke up drunk, and the silky smooth feeling on her hands startled her. In an instant, a pair of soft, boneless hands wrapped around her waist.

"Arong, you're not allowed to look at other people anymore, or I'll get angry."

The system roared, "I told you to stop her from turning evil! I didn't tell you to sleep with her!!!"

Chen Rong: "???"

1. A wealthy heiress who could rival a nation × A pure and captivating white moonlight [Completed]

2. A sword immortal with off-the-charts combat power × A seemingly cold and aloof goddess doctor with a surprisingly charming personality [Completed]

3. A treacherous minister plotting to usurp the throne × A delicate and gentle princess [Completed]

4. The Demon King Who Slaughters All Sides × The Invincible Female Warrior [Completed]

5. A cannon fodder character who refuses to die despite Heaven's will × A temple wizard with the body of a loli and the heart of an old man.

No matter who you become, I will protect you from the place closest to you.

1v1 Main Attacker, Mutual Pampering

The author's writing is terrible.

This is my first time writing a quick transmigration and yuri story.

I'd like to improve my writing skills!

Content Tags: Sweet Romance, Quick Transmigration, Book Transmigration, Satisfying Read

Search keywords: Main character: Chen Rong | Supporting characters: Xu Yiru, Bai Xi, Murong Li, Xi Wei | Others:

Awkward, friendless, and without a girlfriend, the protagonist, Hachiman, complains to his classmates who celebrate youth, "They're all liars, they're all lying, just explode already!" His future dream is to "not work"—this is the love story of a high school student who, under the guidance of his homeroom teacher, is taken to the "Service Club" to the school's most beautiful girl, Yukino. An unexpected encounter with the beautiful girl...it sounds like the beginning of a romance story, right?! But Yukino simply can't forgive Hachiman's regrettable and terrible personality! A recurring cycle of problematic youth—what happened to my youth?!

The system is in hand, I have the world!

Dad at the start, the system is home!

The system that had been troubled by Lu Chuan for two years suddenly changed sex with a sound of “dad”, opening the door to convenience!

Ten times the training speed! A hundred times the power of skills! Invincible exercises close by! The beauties are backstage! Super monsters do dog licking!

I knew that happiness came so easy, so why not be a son!