[Double Purity + Fancy Flirting with Husband + Two-Way Redemption + Sweet Love Story]
Everyone in the capital knew that Madam Lan Qingxi was disliked by her husband's family, abused by her mother-in-law, and was a plaything in the hands of the treacherous Prime Minister Song Linyuan. They were all waiting for her to be divorced, drowned in a pond, and abandoned, and to meet a very tragic end.
Until one day, when Lan Qingxi was leaving the Marquis' Mansion, Song Linyuan was waiting at the door. He wiped the dust off her shoes, carefully helped her into the bridal sedan, and married her with a grand ceremony. Everyone then realized that they had made a mistake.
After their wedding, Song Linyuan said: "Madam, it is widely rumored in the capital that I am henpecked."
Lan Qingxi looked innocent: "Who is such a big dog who dares to spread rumors about the Prime Minister? Drag him out and chop him into pieces."
Song Linyuan: "Me."
Lan Qingxi: “…”
Lan Qingxi's Quotes:
Acting successfully in front of a scumbag is called lying.
If you can act successfully in front of Song Linyuan, you are a winner in life.
"Who exactly are you?" On the snowy plains of Belloborg, looking at the unwilling Cocolia, Qiong's lips curled into a smile. "Just a passing Galaxy Baseball Man, remember that!" In the Immortal Boat Luofu, looking at the massive Huanlong before her, Qiong pulled out Jingyuan and Yinyue's cards. "Huanlong, these two cards are enough to deal with you!" Facing the Sand Gold shouting "Dedicated to the Amber King," Qiong drew her greatsword. "I mourn for the dead!" The beaten crowd was indignant! You call this a loan?! "I said it's a loan, it's a loan!" Holding a bunch of cards, Qiong's face was full of righteous indignation!
This is pure madness, not a wish-fulfillment story 😜 Normal people should not read this!
The beginning was too restrained, but the end was completely unrestrained!!!
[Gacha mechanics + overused tropes + outrageous side effects + single female lead = a virtual journey of dancing a striptease on a knife's edge!]
The void tore apart the blue planet, and monsters roamed freely!
Lin Gou, a gambler who transmigrated from another world, is bound to the [Cheat Card Master System]!
Can you gain unparalleled power by drawing cards?
Sounds invincible?
—Until he discovered that each card had a more deadly [side effect]:
I drew the skill "Connecting and Transforming" at the start, but the side effect "Rat Tail Juice" almost poisoned the entire city!
Time stopped for ten seconds? The side effect was a collective three-hour amnesia; they forgot everything about the mission!
I drew the buff card [Void Affinity]! The side effect is that it makes all the ferocious monsters... fall madly in love with him?!
Lin Gou, clutching his backside, fled in a sorry state, yelling, "I'm never drawing cards again!"
Teammates went from despair to numbness:
"Brother Gou, please give us a heads-up! Is the side effect this time the ultimate social death or mental pollution? We need to write our wills in advance!"
Thus, amidst the despair of the apocalypse and the bizarre void war, the art style completely collapsed!
While others were engaged in heated battles, Lin Gou was diligently practicing "how to survive the side effects";
While others were meticulously planning their strategies, his tactics manual contained only three words.
"—Smash! Look! Run!"
When the Void Sovereign descends, the shadow of annihilation looms...
Lin Gou's hands trembled as he pulled out a card:
"I'll take the gamble! What if... I make Him fall in love with me too?!"
Titan, a powerful fantasy creature in ancient legends who can call the wind and rain, shake the sky and the earth, and draw thunder of destruction with a wave.
Leon, who accidentally travels to the world of Sword and Sorcery, has a completely new life, as he is reborn as a half-elf of unknown parentage.
Lyon, who had been adopted by a dwarf blacksmith and elf mage since childhood, was suddenly told one day that he was actually a descendant of the Titans, who had long since disappeared.
The ancient history shrouded in mist and darkness, the approaching clouds of war, and the persecution of the current situation made Lyon involuntarily involved in the whirlpool of the times.
The gods sitting on the throne of the Kingdom of God have never given up their attention to the material world, and powerful fantasy creatures such as dragons, phoenixes, and Chimeras are still active in the world.
The accidental discovery of a stone tablet recording ancient secrets made Lyon, who finally understood the reality of the world, determined to actively intervene in the chaotic world.
"Can you sit in the clouds, watch the changes in the world, and lead the world into a new future? Lyon, the time traveler, will personally interpret an epic legendary experience for the world".
“Wait a minute, can anyone tell me how to activate this cheating system?”
Crunchy Shark university student Gong Ye is bound to the championship system. Only by winning the IH and Chungao championships can he return to his original world. Thus, Gong Ye embarked on a volleyball career that lasted from 5 am to 10 pm. "Sixth Brother, I haven't even learned volleyball. No, I've never even touched it in real life. How can I compete with those geniuses and win the championship? Do you think I'm some peerless genius? If you have the guts, give me a buff!" "Host, you have to rely on your own efforts. Don't dream of the impossible."
[Conan fanfiction, black funeral, garden mistress, love and sweetness]
BOSS: "I'm dying soon. Please ask him to come to my funeral. Remember to order the most expensive package."
Hanyu Kiyonsu: "I'm just a funeral director. What does the winery's closure have to do with me? Don't you agree?"
All the black-clad coffin bearers nodded.
Maori Kogoro: "The thing I regret most in my life is that I didn't stop him from moving the funeral home next door to me."
Reporter: "But, I heard that he gave you a commission. It seems he made a lot of money?"
Maori Kogoro: "...Well, let's talk about my daughter's new book."
Conan: "That's unscientific!"
P.S.: There is already a million-word Conan fanfiction. If you feel it is not enough, you can read the old book first.
Original title: Genshin Impact: Executors can be crazy, but don't be a pervert.
"I am Su Ming, the Winter Solstice Executive Officer with a training period of one Kun year."
Su Ming, who transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, became the twelfth seat of the Fatui Enforcers, the Hermit, and obtained the legendary system that is standard for transmigrators.
However, the treasure chests that this system opened were a bit too strange.
Common Treasure Chest: Tartaglia's Salted Fish Sword
Exquisite Treasure Chest: Nasita's White Ice Cream
A magnificent treasure chest: Columbia's...?
Now that things have come to this, the only option left is to steal the treasure chest from the Winter Queen's palace. Today, the hermit is also busy running around looking for the treasure chest.
[Slice-of-life + humor + wholesome, no angst, just sweet moments + fun-loving person]
[Genshin Impact is already completed with 1.7 million words, quality guaranteed, and updates are incredibly fast.]
That year, Lu Yuan, who was crazy and poor, took a five-hour script and successfully invested one million yuan in a certain Bai Fumei…
At first, he just wanted to spend 800,000 to shoot and shoot casually, and then take away the remaining 200,000 back to his hometown on the eve of the movie. From then on, he honestly married his wife for a small business, and at the same time killed him and stopped coming to Hengdian. …
but……
The box office exploded…
I am a transport envoy of the Transport Bureau.
You ask me what I'm doing?
I'm helping an old lady cross the street.
Why do this?
Because the system said I can't survive more than three days...
Oh yeah, one more thing.
I discovered that there was a tunnel in my house that led directly to the next door.
Then a princess moved in next door to me.
My Lady Princess, you don't want this to happen...
Genres: Minecraft + 7 Days to Die
Simulation + Base Building + Farming + Survival
After transmigrating into the world of Minecraft, Chen Hao thought he could just live a peaceful life—farming, raising pets, and enjoying the quiet. But then a system prompt popped up in the chat box:
“A zombie horde will arrive in seven days. Game difficulty will increase.”
To stay alive, he built a massive zombie-roasting furnace—capable of steaming, braising, even stir-frying the undead.
And if the flavor’s not quite right? Just add a splash of damage potion, or a dash of poison to spice things up.