This is a primitive world where fake accounts are everywhere.

This story begins when the great god Fuxi comes to "check the water meter" (extra chapter).

Mingyu is a blue phoenix bird. Not long after she was born, a great god came to check the water meter and forced her to sign a "contract between heaven and earth" (a contract of selling herself, crossed out).

Then the great god packed him up and took him back to Fengqi Mountain.

"Oh, so he's Fuxi. Then the figure in red next to the sycamore tree must be Nuwa?"

How could it be that Nuwa, holding the red embroidered heavenly sword, chased and attacked Fuxi, who was able to persuade (coerce and bribe) the thirty-six gods to sign the "Contract of Heaven and Earth"?

And why does that Taoist priest look so much like Hongyun? But what the hell is Yunxia Dongtian, where his home is located in Yunmeng Daze?

This pocket is cleaner than his face. Is the Taoist who looks at others' innate spiritual treasures with envy really the Lingbao Tianzun?

Lingbao Tianzun has no Lingbao? What a joke!

Mingyu, who is surrounded by a bunch of big guys, said that this prehistoric world is a little different!

Welcome everyone to enter my wild world.

[The King's Avatar Fanfiction] [Talkative Players] [No Bottom Line]

The two great players, Jianxian and Doushen, have both retired. Is this the decline of the club's morality or the loss of rationality of the players? Stay tuned. . . .

"Old Ye, put down the stinky socks in your hand, we can still discuss it."

"Haha, Old Mo, you are becoming more and more shameless. Return the materials to me first!"

After Mo Qian dodged Ye Xiu's "stinky socks attack", he made a face at Ye Xiu, and ran away with the wind on his feet!

"Haha! Old Ye, you are still too naive. I snatched the materials with my own ability, why should I return them, hey!"

They were making a fuss, and Su Mucheng was laughing beside them

. "Mucheng Mucheng, save me!"

Mo Qian took Mucheng's hand and ran outside.

He was making a fuss, and she was laughing.

Su Yun traveled through the ancient times and happily got a system that allowed him to become stronger by lying down. It is no longer a dream to become a saint by lying down!

When the Three Pure Ones accepted disciples, he prayed frantically: "Human Sect! Chan Sect! Choose me! Jie Sect is doomed, don't touch me!"

Tongtian Sect Master waved his hand and said, "This boy has a unique bone structure and is destined to be with me. Join my Jie Sect!"

[This is complete! I'm on the special train for those who are not on the Conferred God List! Zhao Gongming died tragically! The Three Heavenly Gods are dead! The ten thousand immortals' coming to pay homage has turned into a ten thousand immortals' funeral!]

Tongtian: ???

[What? You want me to compete with that traitor Long-Eared Dingguangxian? Boss, are you trying to get me on the list early?!]

Tongtian:!!!

Su Yun: "Master, I have a shallow foundation and just want to lie down..."

Tongtian: "Lie down? No, you don't want to! Let me take you to Biyou Palace, Wahuang Palace, Yuxu Palace... and take a look!"

...

The most searched topic on Weibo: Zhou Yu, the famous academic master who created MOSS, is actually a succubus!

"Brother Yu, we don't have the funds."

"It's okay, wait for me to show you how to get something for nothing!"

"Brother Yu, the Nantianmen Project is short of experimental materials and people!"

"Small question, should I go to the technology company or the Dragon Science Institute this time?"

"Brother Yu, the asteroid defense department wants you to go!"

"...Can I refuse?"

"Mr. Zhou, what do you think of the nickname Succubus?"

"I must emphasize again that I'm a serious researcher. I simply want history to know who the real masters are. Could you please tell me about the Solar System Archaeology Project?"

Competitor: "Mr. Zhou, you are very famous."

Zhou Yu: "Stand with me, and you will become famous too."

Competitors: …

Why does Rhodes retain his history as the Terra womanizer? You all don't know, this story has been embellished... He sold his body in Kazdel; my ancestors were from the Banshee Royal Court, the real Queen Ramaren, selling a royal covenant for each transaction. Otherwise, how could a Drak, exiled from Victoria, have become the King of Kazdel...?

"Do you believe me! I'm saying that in the future we will create an era, an era that will make Hollywood tremble, at that time..."

That year, a senior at Yanying University, a student who was just coasting along and was called a "rotten apple" by his counselor, got drunk and bragged to his buddies about this. He thought it was just bragging, and that everyone would go back to what they were doing after they sobered up...

but!

A week later, after his brothers had scraped together all their savings to build the film crew and were eagerly awaiting his filming...

He panicked...

…………………………

Later, after that year...

The entire global film industry is in an uproar...

[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

Because I like the atmosphere of the original series, the content also tends to be closer to the plot of the original series.

There is no powerful system, no boring game data, and no dark world background. What I want is the taste of original US dollars!

…

The story all begins when Wang Yao, the leader of Team Rocket, steps onto the plane.

As for Team Rocket's plane...

This is something to talk about.

Li Changqing, having transmigrated to the Qin Dynasty, activates the [Exposure System]. He needs to reveal his transmigrator identity to the regular customers in the tavern. As long as the regular customers believe his transmigrator identity, he can receive various generous rewards from the system.

Li Changqing looked at Zhu Di, a familiar face from the Ming Dynasty. "Old Zhu, your fourth son, Zhu Di, will rebel!"

"Old Zhu, your descendant Chongzhen ruined the Ming Dynasty!"

A few days later, Zhu Di brought his fourth son, Zhu Di, to the tavern and said, "You unfilial son, the evidence is conclusive, do you still dare to argue?" Li Changqing replied, "Old Zhu, what are you doing! Let me tell you, it's fortunate that Zhu Di rebelled, otherwise the Ming Dynasty would have perished long ago!"

Li Changqing looked at Lao Zhao, a familiar customer of the Qin Dynasty, and said, "Lao Zhao, the one who will destroy Qin is Hu!"

"Old Zhao, the Qin Dynasty only lasted fourteen years!"

"Old Zhao, Zhao Gao and Li Si forced Prince Fusu to commit suicide! Huhai became the Second Emperor of Qin and personally killed his brothers and sisters!"

A few days later, Zhao Gao, the chief of the imperial carriage office, was executed along with his entire clan, as was Li Si, the prime minister of the court. Qin Er Shi (Hu Hai), was exiled for life.

Li Changqing looked at Old Li, a regular customer of the Tang Dynasty, and said, "Old Li, your son Li Zhi will cuckold you."

"Old Li, Crown Prince Li Chengqian is a fine man!"

A few days later, Crown Prince Li Chengqian was placed under house arrest for life, and his youngest son Li Zhi was permanently exiled for [high treason by stealing his father's wife]. Wu Meiniang was sent to a tavern by Li Chengqian.

And so, "Ding, rewards issued: 1,000 premium potato seedlings; max-level Nine Yang Divine Skill; max-level Golden Bell Shield and Iron Shirt."

Chen Chuman, the modern urban white-bone demon, accidentally transmigrated into a cute girl with immense strength. She has the standard golden finger system and excellent talents that are standard for a heroine, but the evil God just doesn't want her to have a smooth journey to immortality. The promised golden finger system is actually half-crippled. Crashes and jams are commonplace, not to mention that she has to rely on herself to upgrade and fix bugs. Have you ever heard of relying on eating to continuously upgrade your extremely annoying talents? Sorry, Chen Chuman encountered it. It's not easy to be taken in by an immortal sect. I can lean on a big tree for shade in the future. However, the tree will fall when I rely on it, and people will run away when I rely on them. The system will crash when I rely on it. It seems that it is better to rely on myself than on others. Look at this immortal sect.