Su Xiao transmigrated into the body of a substitute top laner for a professional esports team and unexpectedly activated a bizarre system that rewards him with money for dying in matches. Su Xiao: "Sorry, system, I can bankrupt you."
Before the match, Su Xiao exclaimed, "Coach, my Yasuo top lane is amazing!"
Coach: "Holy crap, Yasuo top lane can get a pentakill? Is this the legendary genius?"
During the match, Su Xiao exclaimed, "The enemy is going to gank me with four men, I'm definitely going to die this time!"
Commentator: "Damn, how did he mess up this tower dive? Su Xiao traded four kills under the tower."
After the match, Su Xiao said, "I'm coming clean. I'm not some genius top laner. It's just that the other team was too bad."
Fans: "Su Xiao is handsome, skilled, and most importantly, humble. I love him!"
Years later, Su Xiao, who has become a winner in life, still fondly recalled: "Back then, when I was only at the Iron level, I just wanted to be an actor, make a quick buck, and run away."
This novel, adapted from the Zhiguang fan comic, features not only the Mikoli Cup, but also the grand celebrations of the Quartz Conference, the Youth Cup, and other follow-up events. Discover more Easter eggs and more details.
The silly and ugly eldest lady of the Meng family jumped into the river for a man.
Knowing that she was not dead, everyone disliked it: she was about to do it again after a thousand years of harm.
She is a writer, but she is only one person.
“My husband, my legs are soft, I want to hug.”
“Husband, my mouth hurts and I want to kiss.”
The silly daughter is not ugly anymore! Also known as the “goddess”.
Stupid daughter is not stupid anymore! Look at her unscrupulous, sharp face.
Wait, who is the man holding the silly daughter? She actually empathized and fell in love!
“Hehe, apart from having a good skin, that man is a soft food.”
“Married to the daughter of the Meng family, can save more than ten years of struggle.”
“What kind of pot goes with what kind of lid.”
No, isn’t that man the richest man in the world?
…
The first year after marriage-
“Husband, you look so good-looking. Mua!” Mrs. Mu groaned coquettishly.
“You stop, don’t come over!” Mr. Mu couldn’t resist such enthusiasm.
The second year after marriage-
Mr. Mu was wronged: “Wife, look at me.”
Mrs. Mu waved her hand impatiently: “What’s so good about you? Don’t stop me from looking at Xiao Xianrou.”
“You didn’t say that at the beginning.”
“So how important it is to be knowledgeable.”
“…”
[Ding! You have received a malicious complaint from the patient and get a system compensation reward!]
If you have a bad review compensation system, what kind of person would you choose to be?!
Chen Nan chose to be a good person.
A person who dares to tell the truth.
An open and open person.
A person who is not afraid of power.
A person who will never compromise.
A person who will never recognize cowardices in the face of this era of demon dance!
Those who hold salaries for everyone should not freeze them to death in the wind and snow!
For those who control water for the world, don't let them indulge in the lake and sea!
Those who fight for the present should not drown them in the dust!
The founder of the future should not make it narrow from wide to narrow!
Sadly, if the good do not end well, can the evil be even worse?
A magnificent country, Chen Nan, is willing to guard medical ethics, understand right and wrong, meticulously, and tell the truth, so as to never return to tragedy!
If I am a doctor, I will be the doctor who stands upright, not meticulously and aboveboard!
Twenty-four years old, a summoner.
"Yes, I admit that I've repeatedly beaten my breath summons, causing them to become psychologically distorted. I often sign equal master-servant slave contracts with them, and I enjoy snatching their tribute fruit while kicking them like soccer balls. My specialty is beating them until they kneel down and beg for mercy and kowtow in apology. There's nothing I can do. My spiritual affinity is 1, and they won't obey. I can only use parent-child entertainment like armbars to bring them closer."
"You asked me why I insisted on playing Summoner?"
When facing the interview, Zhou Li could only speak calmly, "You can't reason with a lunatic like me who is driven by interest."
Zhou Ke transmigrated to the Land of Light universe and became Ultraman Jiuka, Ace's older brother, Zoffy's sworn brother, and a member of the Ultraman team. On the stage for the Ultra Star Medal, Jiuka addressed the assembled Ultramen with a passionate speech: "Five years ago, to revitalize the Science and Technology Bureau, I infiltrated the Space Garrison, honing my combat skills by day and secretly conducting research at night… Although I became the Chief of Staff of the Garrison, deep in my heart, I never forgot my glorious mission!" "Today, the time has come! Let us join hands to overthrow the tyranny of Shafulin! Glory belongs to the Science and Technology Bureau!" Zoffy: "???" [Not Ta-chan]
[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]
As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.
Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"
The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."
When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"
The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.
The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.
Reborn as Lin Pingzhi, I didn't want to be a villain! Don't force me! As you wish, watch me become the villain boss! Linghu Chong: "Your junior sister is mine, I don't want her anymore!" Murong Fu: "I'm just a younger brother!" Gongzi Yu: "Boss, don't kill me!" Fu Hongxue: "Can you not use your sword?" The Sweeping Monk: "Young people have no martial ethics!" Zhang Sanfeng: "Your tail juice!" ... This is a martial arts fan work, please don't criticize it if you don't like it! [Thanks to the readers who support 17K]
Li Mo transmigrated into the body of Li Jing’s grandson and began living a wildly absurd life in Chang’an.
Famous for cockfighting, dog racing, and squandering wealth, his notorious reputation spread far and wide—even Emperor Li Shimin could only shake his head and sigh.
When the Turks invaded the borders, he was instead seen skateboarding down Zhuque Avenue on a modern board, drawing the attention of the entire city.
That very night, when a fire broke out in the Eastern Palace, he astonishingly mixed a fire-extinguishing powder using chemical formulas.
Li Shimin, staring at the powder's residue, muttered: “This boy is only pretending to be a fool… What is he really after?”
Forced into court service, he grumbled about the boring politics while at the same time improving the curved-shaft plow and inventing the steel tempering method.
One after another, various women enter his life:
—The daughter of Chang’an’s richest man
—Princess Gaoyang
—A female general disguised as a man
—A young palace maid from the Ye Court named Wu Meiniang (Wu Zetian)
Before he could sort out these four romantic entanglements, he had already been pushed onto the battlefield to lead the campaign against Goguryeo...
Zhu Zhankan traveled to the Ming Dynasty and became the sixth son of the crown prince Zhu Gaochi.
A task system was bound.
He wanted to guide the Ming Dynasty to the steam cyber with the help of the system.
Become a saint who will be famous for thousands of years.
Unexpectedly——
[Ding! ]
[Congratulations on obtaining the skill - rejuvenation guidance technique]
Cultivation skills? What kind of industrial revolution is that!
So far, the Ming Dynasty has lost a future industrial saint and gained an old man who cultivates immortality.
Expedition to Mobei, salt and iron commercial taxes, the spirit of national destiny, and the demise of the island country.
Step by step, the Ming Dynasty has built a unique immortal dynasty road since the Yongle Dynasty!
...
Many years later.
The path of cultivation is perfect and the martial arts are everywhere!
Zhu Di: "Shenjiying! Target 30,000 feet, set up the beast core cannon! Fire!"
Zhu Gaochi: "Son, look at the latest elixir? It's not me who wants it, it's your mother who needs it..."
Zhu Gaoxu: "Nephew, when will you let your second uncle go back to cultivate immortality? The sand west of Mobei is too unpalatable."
In response, Zhu Zhankan said: I am just a cultivator out of interest! ...