The protagonist traveled through the toilet on the spot. There was a loud bang (the protagonist's stomach flew), and then the toilet lid bounced off. When he woke up, he was already in the sprunki world. So what should the protagonist do? In the end, how to survive? Please see how to survive (sprunki: I rely on myself to travel through time). Because there are a lot of swear words, it will not pass the review. I need to make some adjustments first. Also, the author of this work will update twice a day without interruption. And I will do a challenge later to list all the viewers in the list at the end. Please stay tuned.

That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.

Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.

There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.

The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...

Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.

Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!

A smart and handsome young man travels across Hokkaido by accident, and meets a calm, intelligent black, long, straight reasoning girl. In this world where the Japanese police call it "a group of idiots who only receive a salary", they work together to solve countless suspenseful cases through ingenious reasoning and deduction. problem……

This is of course impossible.

What is actually being said here is that a teenager was struck by lightning and traveled across Hokkaido. By chance, he accidentally met a stupid reasoning girl who was called "Totama-cho Intellectual Responsibility" and "Future Famous Detective and Detective Policeman". Kindly squeeze out the oil from this silly story.

Brother, please take the medicine." Take it away, take these disgusting bugs away. I don't want it, don't want it!!!" Brother, there are magic obstacles. There are no bugs in this jade liquid. Obviously, there are only arrays of spiritual light flowing.

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots.

What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG?

Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave.

What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI.

What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of!

"May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?"

Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly.

"To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

The Hong Kong comprehensive world starts from becoming a zombie.

"Dear viewers, the following World Cup team is the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team."

"The first player to appear is the right forward Ah Xing. His best skills are Shaolin's Vajra Kick and Tathagata Palm."

"Left forward Chen Haonan is good at Chinese pride, but it's a pity that he can't bring a sword in football matches."

"Goalkeeper Wang Xiaolong, formerly known as Ma Jun, is a senior inspector and is good at the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."

"Captain and center Xiao Zhang is one of the top ten outstanding young people in Hong Kong, the richest man in Hong Kong, and the leader of the anti-gangster group in Hong Kong. He is good at..."

Lin Tian was walking down the road when he was hit by a truck that suddenly appeared around the corner. Just before losing consciousness, he vaguely heard someone say, "Another order completed. Three more orders and I can be promoted to gold medalist." The content of this book is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental.

"Well, just make do with it..."

Feng Ling was reborn in an old body in the Ghost Continent. This old man was very powerful in his lifetime, but Feng Ling was in tears. Fortunately, he had the art of splitting himself into two bodies... It doesn't matter if he is old or sarcastic!

"Ningshuang, wait for me! Yuqing, follow me!"

A white skirt fluttered in the distance as an elderly man kicked away the bruised and battered pretty boy and walked away calmly. A woman in green lingered to finish off the opponent, winking and saying, "Young man, don't look down on the elderly!"

PS: A general's success is built on the sacrifice of countless lives; in the end, everything seems like a dream. Immortals and demons, who is right and who is wrong? I have no intention of killing anyone, but the human heart is treacherous, even more sinister than demons and monsters. All living beings suffer, and it is up to me to save the world...

(Written in detail in the early stage, calmly farming; written briefly in the later stage, stirring up the storm)

The princess was captured by the devil

It's such a frustrating situation

Fortunately, the brave arrived in time, and he undertook the important task of rescuing the princess from the hands of the devil

…………

It's just that the actual situation is a little different from the imagination?