When my name is Lin Yetai and I traveled to Douluo Continent, my memory was filled with the complete works of "Douluo" and "Naruto".
At the age of six, his martial soul awakened, and the eternal Mangekyō Sharingan combined with his innate full soul power stunned the audience.
Su Yuntao trembled as he wrote on the report: "This child will definitely enter the Spirit Hall!"
Looking at my bloodshot eyes in the mirror, I complained madly in my heart.
"Tang San? Just a hypocrite."
"Bibi Dong? The epitome of beauty, strength and misery!"
"System, you're going to run away after giving away the Eternal Eye? Fine, anyway, every time you add a spirit ring, you can get the tailed beast and eye technique for free."
"The tailed beast is in hand, Amaterasu will burn through Douluo Continent!"
Gossip + Mind Reading + Beloved by the Group + Transmigration into a Book + Comedy + System
Chu Qingqing transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon fodder princess in a popular novel who was strangled to death by an evil nanny at birth.
Although the tyrant arrived in time and kicked the wicked old woman away, it couldn't change the fact that she would become a princess of a fallen kingdom four years later.
Chu Qingqing: Four years? That's a long way off, let's eat some melon seeds first.
Watching the tyrant enraged by the wicked old woman's false accusation against his beloved childhood sweetheart, Consort Shu, Chu Qingqing silently observed: [Oh? It was Consort Shu who sent people to strangle me?]
[Does Consort Shu enjoy seeking thrills? And her target isn't even the tyrant?]
The tyrant abruptly stopped, and angrily rushed off to catch Chu Qingqing in the act of adultery.
Then Chu Qingqing was taken to court by the tyrant who had successfully caught her in adultery.
I thought attending court would be boring, but these scandals are getting bigger and bigger!
My maternal grandfather's loyal brother had a crush on my maternal grandmother for thirty years?!
My grandfather's world collapsed instantly.
[A senior official in the Ministry of Works is having an affair with a much younger woman—his youngest son's classmate?! Their combined age isn't even bigger than his shoe size?!]
The Minister of Works was devastated.
Is Consort Ning using voodoo dolls in her palace to cast curses on the tyrant and the eldest princess?
The sky fell for Consort Ning's father.
[The tyrant's most beloved eldest princess has a penchant for collecting other people's worn socks?! She's stolen from every official in the court?!]
The entire court was utterly devastated.
[The tyrant's most beloved eldest princess was the daughter of the empress and a eunuch?!]
The emperor's world has collapsed.
[The Vice Minister of the Imperial Treasury kept a mistress, and his wife shaved his head bald in the middle of the night?]
The entire court: Ever since the little princess arrived, the morning court session has become increasingly exciting.
Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.
After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.
While studying.
Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!
When I was eight years old...
Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!
Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...
Since then.
In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.
A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.
One day.
Silky's training in the abyss has ended.
He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!
The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.
I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!
The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.
Lu Li happened to return from outside.
Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!
"Master! What are you doing here!?"
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Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!
Many years later.
Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?
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After Teyvat became invincible.
Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.
They also taught him cooking skills.
I was feeling a bit bored one day.
Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."
Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.
"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"
Why did the Pope of the Spirit Hall become a pillow, and be hugged to sleep every night?
Why did Ah Yin's memory get modified, and she personally destroyed the Blue Silver Emperor bloodline of the evil son Tang San.
Xiao Wu was actually forcibly taken in as a pet rabbit and forced to live on carrots.
Zhu Zhuqing succumbed to catnip, but her cold face shyly called her master.
Poseidon was also forcibly abducted, and finally took off the head of his lover Tang Chen with his own hands.
Is this a moral decline or...
Shang An: Yes, I did all this.
In order to become an immortal, for immortality, Shang An can only suffer for his third brother.
I am Shang An, the hammer of Tang San, the master of Haogan.
[Decisive killing without chastity + many beauties + illustrations + do whatever you want + stress relief + space + cold-blooded selfishness + arrogance + easygoing life + sand sculpture explosion + hold on to the wall + survival + abstract + crazy writing + god-level system + villain + leaving the community is more fun]
Also known as "Traveling through the apocalypse, I'm so tired every day!"
[Treat the enemy as devils! ]
The apocalypse is coming, stocking up on supplies? Sorry, I start with unlimited supplies!
Build a safe house? No need, I have a system to bless the house.
When order collapses and human and animal nature intertwine,
A bottle of water can make a proud school beauty bow her head, and a chicken drumstick can make the beautiful neighbor wife show her talent!
Lin Feng, a courier who has no relatives and is looked down upon, awakens his system the day before the end of the world.
Others are struggling to survive in the end times and are starving.
He starts with unlimited supplies, a strengthened body, and can take off on the spot!
English? Learn! Love? Get lost! Not even a dog can talk about it!
As Lin Feng left the community, zombies, people with special abilities, and mysterious organizations appeared one after another.
He gradually discovered that this so-called apocalypse was not a natural disaster...
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After leaving the community, as the system upgraded, Lin Feng's operations became more abstract.
He treated all his enemies as devils, which was very funny...
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Some minion tags:
"School beauty, dancer, female manager, foreign horse, female star, female anchor, transformation girl..."
"Space: In the early stages of this book, this refers to the infinite space of resources the protagonist gains. Later on, spatial abilities will be awakened and used for attack."
Mr. Huo, who is extremely wealthy and powerful, suddenly has a daughter of unknown origin. The little baby girl is soft, tender and cute.
From then on, the domineering president became a daughter slave!
"My baby is so willful and reckless, I spoil him!"
"My baby is arrogant and domineering, I spoil him!"
"Whatever my baby says is right!!"
Not only that, even the big guys from all walks of life are vying to pamper her:
"My dear, come and be our little princess. Kyoto will let you walk sideways!"
Mr. Huo was furious: "Lolo only has me as her father, all of you get out of here!"
He finally managed to drive away a group of bastards who were trying to steal his daughter.
But I never thought that in the blink of an eye, my precious daughter would be snatched away by that ambitious little bastard! !
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Kyoto's Crown Prince Si Yang is unruly and lawless.
Drink the strongest liquor, fight the fiercest fights, and drive the fastest cars.
Everyone thought that no one in the world could control this little bully.
Until one day——
Everyone saw that this lawless man was actually humble enough to coax a delicate little girl.
"Lolo, stop crying. Can I give you my life?"
[Sweet, sweet, sweet, the whole world loves the heroine]
My name is Ye Yong, and I am very panicked now.
I was just reading a novel and accidentally got hit by my cell phone, so I traveled through time and became a villain.
Now I have to worry about avoiding the protagonist every day and think about how to conquer the heroine.
Everything was going as I thought, but things seemed to go awry again.
The most obvious thing is that the heroines have become different from those in the novel. They told me... I stopped talking and ran away first.
(A different villain story, the male protagonist...[☆Crazy→Mosquito★]
"Champion Yulongdu, I heard that you challenged the Rota Gym yesterday, right?" The reporter interviewed the Johto champion Yulongdu.
"I refuse to answer." Yulongdu said stiffly.
"It is said that you had a full-staff battle with the Rota Gym Master, and then you were shut out, right?"
"I refuse to answer." Yulongdu said coldly.
"It is said that after the defeat, the Rota Gym Master asked you to change your online name to 'Dodo' for half a month. Is this true?"
"I refuse to answer." Dodo was very unhappy.
"What do you think of the Rota Gym Leader?"
"I thought I was invincible with three Dragonite in my team, but he actually put together a temporary snow team to fight me, with four Alola Ninetales in it! What do you think? Is this something a human can do?"
"Who made him the gym leader?"
(Anime, Special, Game)
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Keywords: Pokémon, Pokémon, Pocket Monsters, Pokémon
[Mind-reading by both civil and military officials of the Manchu dynasty + cool articles about strong women]
The system went missing and couldn't be contacted. Mu Nanjin, who was thrown into the ancient times by the system, decided to die.
Eat when you need to, drink when you need to drink, you won’t let it go if you have money to make, and you won’t miss it if you see a beautiful man.
When you are bored, you can also read other people's private gossip to pass the time, and your life will be as nourishing as possible.
Little did he know that his inner thoughts were coming out one after another.
Everyone’s secrets were revealed one after another.
[The little goblins in the harem took advantage of the emperor's early morning to eat, and there was a question mark over the emperor's head, haha. The emperor will also be hungry, so miserable. 】
Emperor: I have no face to face the civil and military officials of the dynasty.
[The right Prime Minister has a tigress’s wife. Last night, she was made to kneel down and do the abacus because she was drunk. Huh, this punishment is really light. If I were to punish him, I would punish him by kneeling on the nail board. 】
Prime Minister Left: Disgraced in front of his colleagues.
[The deputy commander of the Royal Forest Army likes to smell the sweat smell of the soldiers and finds it particularly pleasant. Gee, what a quirk. 】
Deputy Commander of the Royal Forest Army: I really want to kill Mu Nanjin and shut her up forever.
[Hey, the fourth prince wants to rebel. 】
The fourth prince, who is afraid of being arrested before he rebels, dares not go to Beijing to meet the saint.
The civil and military officials went from watching the drama to gloating at the misfortune, and then became murderous when facing Mu Nanjin.
So, everyone kept waiting and waiting, waiting for Mu Nanjin to be taken off her black gauze hat and have her head chopped off.
Those who looked forward to the stars and the moon, but what they hoped for was that not only did she not die, but she also wore her black gauze hat higher and higher, and finally became the darling of the court.
"..."
Mu Nanjin, who has never done anything, said: I am also very confused.
PS: (Parallel Earth, fictional world for survival!)
Qin Ming travels to a parallel world and is selected to participate in CCTV's "Ordinary Professionals," where the contestant with the highest popularity will receive a prize of 100 million yuan.
However, Qin Ming's profession is a hardware store owner, and he has unlocked the all-powerful hardware store system. As long as he sells hardware, he can earn points. As long as he has enough points, the system can provide anything.
However, the tone of the live stream quickly went astray.
Does the boss have any super high strength rope?
Qin Ming: "Yes!"
Great Xia Military Industry Department: "Isn't this an aircraft carrier arresting cable?"
Does the boss have any car paint?
Qin Ming: "Yes!"
Daxia Military Industry Department: You've figured out the stealth fighter coating?
Does the boss have any high-precision bearings?
Qin Ming: "Yes!"
Daxia Military Industry Department: A bearing with nanometer-level precision and a rotation speed of tens of millions of revolutions—isn't that the precision of a rocket bearing?
...
The Chinese military industry department asked timidly: "Brother, do you have any fighter jet engines here?"
Qin Ming: "Is he in the hardware business?"
"yes"
"Then I have it!"
The Ministry of Defense is dumbfounded. Don't you sell hardware? How did you become an arms dealer?