【 Time Travel 】【 Ming Dynasty 】【 Chongzhen 】【 Funny 】【 Invincible 】

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Obtain the "Many Children, More Blessings" system

Inside the Ming Dynasty

From then on - men tremble and women's legs become weak

The ministers shouted: Your Majesty, the Ming Dynasty can no longer afford to support itself!

"Stop talking nonsense, traitor! Even Zhu 2233 is crying from hunger!"

Su Zelin regretted cheating on the girl next door, but luckily an accident made him come back to the eve of the college entrance examination, giving him a chance to make up for his regrets.

In this life, I will never cheat on my childhood sweetheart again!

What should I do if I can’t help but flirt with Qin Shiqing again since I can’t change my s*umbag nature?

Then stay away from her!

Qin Shiqing hasn’t fallen in love with me at this time. I’ll reveal some college entrance examination questions so that she can get into Peking University or Tsinghua University, and I’ll go to Lin’an, and we’ll live our own lives from now on!

The plan was perfect, but two months later, Su Zelin was stunned when he saw the eye-catching words “Zhejiang University” on his childhood sweetheart’s admission letter.

“Qin Shiqing, are you a pig? You can’t even get into Peking University or Tsinghua University!”

The s*umbag’s mentality exploded.

“Sorry, I guessed the wrong score!”

The girl chuckled in the bright sunshine, and her rosy lips raised a playful arc.

“…”

[True horror game + absolutely unbelievable weird heroine + lighthearted and funny]

The horror game is coming, and people not only have to face the horror and weirdness and various rules, but also have to face serious spiritual pollution. Just when people can hardly bear it, a magical paper shop appears.

All products of the paper-making shop are of high quality.

The amulet can instantly clear all spiritual pollution.

The ghost-exorcising talisman can kill the weirdness instantly.

Even the paper money in the store can drive away evil.

…

"The paper-making shop has new products, hurry up and grab them!"

*

Ma Xiaobian traveled through time and space to a parallel time and space, from a poor orphan, to a poor orphan who inherited a paper-making shop. As a psychology fraud suspect in preparation, she soon discovered that people in this world were quite superstitious. They kept shouting about ghosts, weird things, horror games, etc., and began to spend money desperately.

Superstition is good, and it’s easiest to make money from superstition!

She immediately started making talisman paper by hand, advertising it fraudulently, selling it at high prices, and she kept everyone she cheated saying nothing.

"Thank you so much, young boss!"

See, they even got to thank her.

The vast sea of dreams, above the layers of miracles and magnificence, the extraordinary take the ultimate longing as the bright lamp and walk the path of ascension. The

supreme hold power in their hands, shine everywhere because of their great shores, and sublimate into gods.

But the gods are not the ultimate either. They are still striving for greater perfection and ideals. In the void, above the sea of dreams, there is no end.

So... Your Majesty Iber, as the most powerful Slime ever, what on earth is your motivation to become stronger?

Many years later, when faced with the questions of the visiting celestial messengers, Iber, who had already stood at the peak of the dream world, recalled the afternoon when he was just born, stuffed into the golden toilet by the creator, and then rushed into the sewer in one breath...

After a long silence, His tone said in a deep and painful way:

A domineering, brooding Omega seme x a gentle, healing Alpha uke [No reverse dynamics, not weak-strong]. Originally titled *Pheromone Temptation*, Su Yuzhou is reborn into an ABO world after his death, becoming a high-quality Alpha. Influenced by his previous life's beliefs, he never thought that the heat of passion would have any effect on him—after all, as a righteous young man with good values, how could he be seduced by pheromones to pounce on a weak Omega? And then—he became the one who got pounced on _(:з」∠)_ Su Qian, an atypical Omega, not only acts decisively...

[Synopsis: The King of Hell wanted me to live at dawn, but my wife wanted me to die at midnight.]

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In the sixth year of the Tianwu era, at the dead of night, a red rain suddenly fell from the sky, and from then on, the world became strange...

(Products made from bean sprouts are guaranteed to be of the highest quality!)

[Silly Sculpture + Playing with Memes + Single Female Lead + Sweet Story + Entertainment + Romance Variety Show + System]

Ji Feng traveled through a parallel world and was pulled by the company to participate in the love variety show "Love Loading" on the toilet channel. At the same time, the system was activated!

A dating variety show? Even dogs wouldn’t…shoot it! They’re shooting a high-traffic “sweet” dating variety show!

Partnering with the hidden Sichuan and Chongqing actress Shen Xiazhi, she is known as the program crew's ghost.

Other guest couples have forced personalities, are pretentious, pretend to be sweet, and have scripted romances.

Ji Feng and Shen Xiazhi are a pair who retreat when they encounter difficulties, give up halfway, complain about everything, and stay up late!

Evaluate your partner?

Shen Xiazhi: "Ji Feng is a person with no special features, but he has his own characteristics."

Monsoon: "A skinny little milk dragon, called Agumon for short, but can mega evolve into Kawana Tyrannosaurus!"

What’s your attitude towards filming the show?

Monsoon: "You yearn for poetry and distant places, while we prefer laziness and arrogance!"

Shen Xiazhi: "Put aside your desire to help others, or you will get breast nodules!"

Interaction between couples on the show?

Shen Xiazhi: "At this very second, there are at least 200,000 people hugging each other and 60,000 people kissing each other in the world, and yet you are wearing stockings on your head in the game Rush B! What a pervert."

Monsoon: "If you want to eat a mouthful, just say so."

The next second, Shen Xiazhi: "Hmm~~"

Audience: "Buy it! Scripted romance variety shows are just for fun! Are Ji Feng and Shen Xiazhi serious? CS!!!"

Reincarnated, Erifil suddenly awakens her memories of her past life. She also unexpectedly awakens the Genshin Impact Honkai Impact 3rd system.

Transform into Barbara: Six lives instantly revived, the opponent exclaimed that this thing is a cheat.

Noelle (transformed): I'll keep an eye on the knight's madness. Everyone: You call this a healer?

Transformation into a gentle rain: One arrow pierces the clouds, and all the thousands of troops vanish.

Transformation Fu Xuan: Miss Elf, I just did a divination, and you'd better avoid goblins today...

Transforming into a firefly: I will—ignite the sea.

It brings a tiny bit of Michelin-style shock to this traditional Western fantasy world.

A fantasy novel featuring a system and an original world view, where the protagonist refuses to marry.

The article was not updated for a year, but has now resumed irregular updates. The first 100,000 words have been significantly revised, and there may be some anomalies in the paragraph comments.

[Pokémon] + [Easy] + [System] + [No Female Lead] + [Non-Dark Story]

The ratings have just been released and will increase in the future!

Who will eventually get the most popular Pokémon?

Charmander, whose final form is Charizard, is extremely popular.

The Wood Gecko is also good. After evolving into the Lizard King, it becomes strong and handsome.

It might be the King Kong Ape. The Grass Maker and the Grass Slide are quite powerful.

Oh my god. Why is it a speaker cricket?

You can evolve a little bit more and become a bridge cricket.

.......

Mo Yu, a time traveler, finally unlocked his own golden finger after watching advertisements for eighteen years.

But it's a pity that his cheat code is not the type that allows you to "start with a divine beast and rely on freeloaders for all your equipment", but rather helps him make choices.

[Faced with Sakaki's recruitment, you decide:]

[1. Agree and choose to join the Rainbow Rocket Team (Rewards: Loyalty Orange*1, Holy Ash*1, Random Divine Beast Detailed Information*1)]

[2. Refuse and say to him: 'Old Deng, times have changed.' (Reward: Luxurious gilded urn*1, 'Iron Head Boy' title*1)]

Mo Yu, who was originally planning to spend an unforgettable holiday in Alola, looked at Sakaki standing in front of him and broke the cane in his hand without hesitation: "Then there is only one answer..."