"First Kazekage, Retsuto, I never knew you were hiding your true strength so well!"

Madara Uchiha, who failed to capture One-Tail after being resurrected, cursed and swore. The First Kazekage, who was resurrected by Edo Tensei, was completely bewildered. Did the Asura of the Ninja World misunderstand something?

Wait, don't come any closer!

Madara Uchiha defeated Retsuto with one hand, looking on with suspicion. How did this weakling manage to capture the One-Tailed Beast back then? Did he kneel down and acknowledge it as his adoptive father?

Retsuto said: I don't know. I was defeated by the One-Tail's sneeze and was about to run away, but Shukaku sealed the One-Tail.

Uchiha Madara:…

(This article only uses the settings before the Book of Formations. There is no Hokage after Pain. The Second Hokage should not try to copy these settings.)

On Tuesday, September 11, 2001, a loud bang caused the Twin Towers to become a thing of the past.

Along with the noise came the US's direct losses of $200 billion and indirect losses of trillions, the massive war in Afghanistan, the economic crisis caused by the fluctuations, and the bursting of the technology bubble that was originally thriving.

Reborn in this era, Li Siwen will witness how he stirs up a storm in the United States with his masterpiece, "Minecraft".

“Young Master Ye! What happened that year was an accident! I didn’t mean to do it!”

“So, you don’t want to be responsible for it?” The handsome, quiet, elegant and magnificent man narrowed his eyes dangerously.

There were two little buns next to him. One on the left and one on the right. Both also looked at her anxiously……

During her coming of age ceremony, her scum older sister set her up and she ended up giving birth to two dead babies with unknown father.

Four years later, the king returned!

A jerk and a lowly bit*h tried to oppress her but received a slap on the face.

Those who owed her, don’t even think about running away!

Without paying attention, she became the notorious ghost doctor, the God of Painters that was revered by tens of thousands, and she even easily got her hands on a world-class giant star spirit tablet…..

Once not careful, she was picked up by Ye Lixiao, the rumour ruthless and cold-blooded Patriarch of Ye Family that everyone was also afraid of.

Everyone also said that Ye Lixiao was someone with a clear heart, did not have much desire and did not like to go near the opposite sex.

Xing Luo: F***! If she knew who it was that simply spread this kind of rumours, she would definitely kill that bastard!

Good news, I'm reborn! Bad news, I'm a villain!

Reborn as a villain, Chen Qing decided to give up and live his life peacefully, no matter what the fate script was. He would never provoke the protagonist.

Who would have thought that he would be accidentally bound to the wife-loving system, and would have to conquer the Destined Empress and marry her?

That was the protagonist's favorite girl, so of course Chen Qing refused.

However, he found out that the protagonist still had to stay in seclusion and sign in for another thirty years, and it turned out that he had been reborn first!

Faced with the temptation of massive rewards from the system, Chen Qing said: I'm sorry, protagonist, I... made a mistake.

Gu Ningxi transmigrated! She became the real heiress of a wealthy family in a novel, replaced by someone else and sent to the countryside to suffer! After finally being found, she was relegated to cannon fodder as a foil for the scheming fake heiress? No, no, no! Let whoever wants to be cannon fodder be, she won't serve them! At the Gu family's family reunion banquet, the fake heiress presented her with a tattered dress, hoping to embarrass her? Gu Ningxi immediately tore the dress apart. 【Don't think giving me a tattered dress shows your kindness and generosity? Didn't you just have your dad's secretary drug him, planning to climb the social ladder?】 Her cheap CEO dad: ...? Being relentlessly pursued by a minor celebrity, Gu Ningxi immediately slapped him, making him spin around on the spot! 【This kid is eating what's in his bowl while eyeing what's in the pot, listening to Gu Ruolan's words, and even dares to dream of sleeping with her mother?】 Her entertainment CEO mom: ...!? [Pfft, the eldest brother's brain is wasted! His own sister gave him projects that were all scams, resulting in him losing everything, accumulating billions in debt, being chased by creditors, and ultimately jumping off a building!] Cold-faced eldest brother: ...? [The other four brothers also met tragic ends!] Brothers: ...How tragic? Tell me!! During a variety show recording, she even got entangled with the male lead?! Gu Ningxi: Wait, shouldn't you be with the female lead? What are you doing following me?! A certain tycoon: Following you will give you some gossip!

Lu Linsheng traveled through time and space and became a real young master who had just returned home. Faced with a family of extreme people, the persuasion system was activated.

Just follow the advice that is given with bad intentions and the consequences can be reversed tenfold.

Mother Lu: "I let him live in the basement, and he strengthens his physique every day."

Father Lu: "I asked him to take the blame for his brother, but he ended up hitting a wanted criminal. Did he get credit for it?"

Fake Young Master: "I asked him to jump into the water to save a beggar, but that beggar turned out to be the lost child of the richest man?"

Eldest sister: "I stopped his monthly allowance of 100,000 yuan, and he inherited a monthly growth fund of 1 million yuan."

Second sister: "I took him to gamble on stones and let him spend money, and he actually made 100 million?"

Third sister: "I asked him to be my sparring partner. Did he become a martial arts master?"

Fourth Sister: "He clearly admitted to stealing the watch, so how come there's evidence that I stole it?"

Fifth Sister: "I asked him to give up his wealthy daughter fiancée, but he ended up finding a powerful CEO girlfriend?"

Lu Linsheng: "I have everything I have today, nothing else, just one word, listen to advice!"

[Naruto fan fiction, farming management, gourmet healing, system flow, relaxed daily life, behind-the-scenes mastermind]

Office slave Hatake Goenji travels through time in Naruto, becoming a marginalized member of the Hatake clan. Starting life with nothing but a dilapidated farm and the suicidal "White Fang" Hatake Sakumo. In his despair, the "Story of Ranch System" activates! What? Potatoes you grow permanently boost your stamina? Spicy and sour potato shreds double the effect? ​​Maximizing Hatake Sakumo's friendship unlocks his White Fang swordsmanship? Becoming friends with Might Guy grants you free access to the Eight Gates of Dunjia!

Thus, the strongest farmer in the ninja world was born!

While other ninjas were struggling on the line between life and death, Gouenji was studying how to make the braised pork most flavorful.

When Kakashi was still struggling with the "rules and companions", Gouenji slapped him on the head and said, "Why are you thinking so much? Have a bowl of scrambled eggs with tomatoes first. Only when you're full can you have the strength to protect your companions!"

When World War III broke out and the chakra of the frontline ninjas was exhausted, Gouenji's "takeout ninja eagles" fell from the sky, bringing bowls of steaming hot tomato stewed beef brisket, which revived the Konoha ninjas to full health on the spot!

The Third Hokage: "Goenji is the treasure of Konoha!"

Danzo: "Hatake Goenji must be in my hands!"

Uchiha Madara: "This power... is it greater than mine? No, I just want another bowl of sweet and sour pork ribs!"

Gouenji, carrying a hoe, looked at the Twelve Young Warriors of Konoha who were helping with the farm work, and Hatake Sakumo who was sharpening his knife to slaughter a cow, and smiled helplessly: "I really just want to be a farmer!"

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game.

As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics:

At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players.

But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop!

As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?"

In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview:

"Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone).

"I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

Woke up and became one of the demon kings in the game he made [Legendary Demon King Angechiro]

However, the sad thing is that this demon king is surrounded by traitors and spies, and he is about to die in the game's promotional CG!

In order to survive, Bai Chenfeng chooses to race against time to improve his strength, in order to escape the fate of not being able to survive the promotion CG!

And from this point on, he embarked on his own path to becoming a god.

After traveling through the world of Demon High School and wandering around in it for a thousand years, when Chen Eliog became the fifth demon king of the underworld, he received an invitation from a dimensional chat girl.

Out of boredom, Chen Eliog chose [Accept].

Cang Yue: Welcome newcomer! I am the strongest fighter among all the girls, let me know!

Esdeath: The person above is talking nonsense! I am the strongest fighter among all the girls, let me know!

Yukinoshita Yukino: Hello newcomer! As an ordinary person, I am trembling between two big guys!

Shinomiya Kaguya: +1!

"…………"

Chen Eliog: "Thank you for the invitation! I am in hell and have just become a demon king: I have official business to attend to, so I will hide for the time being."