Current world: Magical Girl Madoka Magica lost both parents, had no sister but a house, Bai Yu, who had lived a peaceful life for more than ten years, finally ushered in his own golden finger love game, start! When Bai Yu thought about how he could use his rich experience in galgame games to conquer those heroines and easily get rewards, he couldn't help laughing. System: Don't laugh at the challenge? I agree. Bai Yu: Bastard! There has to be a limit to jokes. I admire the first person who entered the love game, because it might be a horror game! First of all, a love game must have love, and secondly, it must be a game. Let me say it again, I am not a god in the field of love, I am just a magic boy passing by. System: Then why are you so stressed that you are sweating? Bai Yu: Sweat? No, those are the tears shed by the heroine who was moved by my deep affection! Bai Yu wiped the fine water droplets on his forehead calmly, and then put two drops of eye drops in the corners of his eyes. System note: We promise that there will be no secret changes, and any changes to the game mechanism will be stated in the introduction.
It's a system novel, but the system is static; it doesn't issue tasks to the protagonist, leaving everything to the protagonist's own initiative. It's roughly about Li Pu, a loser who obtains a "Perfect Favorability System," and thus begins his absurd life!
On the eve of the Jingkang Incident, the Song Dynasty was in a state of peace and prosperity, and Bianliang (Kaifeng) was bathed in decadent spring breezes. Yang Lin, transmigrated into the body of a renowned and upright gentleman, was met with respect wherever he went. However, his true nature was beginning to crumble. (Book club member)
Using *Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway* as its core framework, the Star Train travels between the known universe (Star Railway) and the unknown universe (other works). Fun, adventure, no swords, that's about it.
A cry rang out in the delivery room, and a cold wind blew across Tao Cici's face.
Pixiu and Bixie were fighting, and Pixiu kicked a quiet little Taotie that was eating nearby into a human's stomach.
Fortunately, after he was born, his parents doted on him and his older brother spoiled him. Every day, apart from eating and drinking, the little glutton never did anything serious.
I just went home to pick up some homework I'd forgotten, and I overheard a shocking truth coming from my parents' study.
She was actually... the one who was switched at birth!
The real princess will be back tomorrow!
The little glutton thought about the dramas she had seen where the wicked fake heiress drove away the real heiress.
Forget it, it's a high-level game, she doesn't have the brains for that.
"Oh no, oh no, I'm going to starve to death on the streets!" Little Taotie thought to himself, his brow furrowed in deep thought.
How will she ever feed herself with this kind of diet...?
When the real daughter returned, the pampered little glutton exclaimed in an unprecedented way: Ah~ happiness~
Tao Chuchu, the true heiress, says: "My little sister seems to have brainstem deficiency. She can't do anything but eat. What else can I do? How can I live without her? I'll just have to pamper her. But... hey hey hey, where did you come from, you stinky man, trying to steal my little cutie's pet rights?!"
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[Main CP] A strong, beautiful, and greedy little glutton × A gentle, cunning, and extremely powerful Bai Ze
[Sisters] Silly, straightforward younger sister + arrogant, bossy older sister
P.S.: Actually, Little Taotie is incredibly powerful; he's not pretending to be weak, he's just naturally mischievous...
[This story is set in a fictional world and is entirely fictional. Please do not take the events depicted in the story seriously.]
Synopsis: [No female lead + comedy + adored by the group + no angst + Wu Erbai's son]
Wu Yu, a model student, thought he could relax after passing the postgraduate entrance exam, but he never expected to be bound to a system after passing the exam.
System: To confirm system binding, please press 1; to not bind, please also press 1.
Wu Yu: Two
System: Get 1 million upon binding
Wu Yu: 111111111
From then on, the academic world lost a little tyrant, and the tomb raiding world gained a second dog.
While cracking sunflower seeds, he watched the blood-soaked corpse chase Wu Xiaogou; he thoughtfully closed the coffin for King Mu of Zhou; and he snatched pocket money from Black Glasses.
The real King Mu of Zhou!
The mystery of the Western Jin Kingdom!
The Queen Mother of the West's Immortality!
Wang Zanghai's scheme!
What's more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the human heart!
Driven by desire, everyone becomes a puppet!
What can truly heal regrets?
In Rome, as a noble, I once engaged in verbal battles with the Senate! In Britain, I fought Germans alongside the Knight King! In the Tang Dynasty, I simply wiped out the aristocratic families and became emperor myself! In Greece, as a human, I danced with the gods on Mount Olympus! ...And now, in the Qin Dynasty, I serve as the Imperial Preceptor, assisting the First Emperor and ensuring the eternal reign of the Qin Dynasty. As a time traveler, I've reached the pinnacle! Unexpectedly, the Chaldeans accuse me of creating singularities and destroying human principles! Facing Gudako and the Chaldean Heroic Spirits, veteran time traveler Le Ang expresses his pity. "Listen, I never intended to destroy human principles!" The Chaldeans respond: "Do you think we'll believe your lies?!" PS: There are some secondary settings for plot reasons, so please don't get too hung up on them.
[Teyvat time travel + Cute Doll + Klee's appearance + Super fun!]
Li Fusheng angrily smashed his phone because he had misjudged the situation. He was originally going to Teyvat to become a Descendant, but the Godslayer World intercepted him.
With the Wish System at my fingertips, I can summon Klee right from the start and give the world of Godslayer a little Teyvat shock!
Zhao Kongcheng: "Watch closely, this strike is going to be very cool..."
"Wow, it's a dare!"
"Σ(°Д°; Why are there children here?")
Ghost-Faced King: "Hehehe~"
"I'll blow you up, you ugly QQ person!"
Old Zhao: "Hey, Captain, you might not believe it, but come see for yourself..."
Li Fusheng: "A god? Does Grandpa Zhong count as one? I don't know about the Divine Ruins or anything like that, but he sent an immortal to help me. Look, the one drinking coconut milk over there is one."
Fufu: "The mystery of another world? Boring, I want to see rivers of blood!"
Nasita: "Strange knowledge has increased again."
From then on, Squad 136 became professional babysitters, because who could resist a little zombie drinking coconut milk?
A hapless young man was swept away by a meteor shower and reborn into another world. Surprisingly, he was born into a wealthy family in Xiling? Overjoyed! In this life, he could finally experience the life of raising a few wicked servants to harass innocent girls in the streets. Wait a minute? Is everyone in this world practicing martial arts and flying/escaping? Then I'll train hard and experience the sights of this other world. The young man's face was filled with determination.
Patient: What is mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Love it
Doctor: You are mentally ill.
Patient: Which textbook says this? I don’t believe it!
Doctor: Haruhi Suzumiya