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Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."

"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.

"Tongzi, you..."

"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."

"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."

"You…"

"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"

The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."

"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."

A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"

"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.

"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...

[Anime][GBC][Gakuen Idol Master][mygo][Roselia][PasPale] "I finally remembered! I'm a P" who runs an izakaya in Tokyo. The shop opens with the world's cutest Pikachu and Xiaoxiang, and then a "Little Sister" arrives. The following is a daily routine. "Idols are nothing! Rock 'n' roll is the best!" Nina, a shop assistant, yells at Kotone, another shop assistant. "Look at what you're singing!" A video of Fujita Kotone's concert plays on her phone. "Blinking every time? Cute! Existing? Cute! Praise me more... World's best? Cute!" Fujita Kotone's lossless, high-definition voice streams slowly from the phone. "Uh... Manager..." Chaoyang immediately steps in to enforce justice. "Nina! I'm already promoting my idol live, so why should I care how she sings? It doesn't matter if she messes up, or if she lip-syncs to a CD, okay?" "...Manager... You're even worse!"

Veldin: "I am your Si Chen, so do you want to escape?" Skadi: "We agreed to be a lifelong deep-sea hunter." Flawless Butterfly: "There is no boundary between death and death, your Excellency said it yourself." Gillian: "The empire is divided into two halves, we must form a second empire!" Necromancer Wanqi: "My original wish was really just to escape from that prison." 1999→Arknights→Collapse of Iron→Warhammer 40K (Cute Sister Regent Version) This is a light-hearted and happy story (thumbs-up).

Ning Yuan: "A philosopher once said that the biggest trouble for people is having a good memory. If you can forget everything, how good would it be?"

Current girlfriend (sneer): "Is this the reason why your ex-girlfriend is everywhere?!?"

If one day your ex-boyfriend who ran away appeared in front of you with amnesia, what would you choose:

A: Break his legs and vent his anger

B: Chop, boat, hold your head and drift away

C: Pretend nothing happened to trick him home and keep him all to yourself

D: Of course choose to forgive him

Tsundere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a three-choice question?

Iceberg ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a multiple-choice question?

Black-hearted current girlfriend: Isn't this a sorting question?

Yandere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a rhythm master? AAAACAAADADAB...

ps: This book has a magical fantasy background, welcome to enjoy

[Immortality + Relaxation + Darkness] A lump of flesh is born as a god. In the early stages of civilization, will it be recognized as a demon or a god? Stone Age: It is a demon that devours everything. Bronze Age: It extends a helping hand to humanity in its time of crisis, allowing humanity to continue and thrive. Iron Age: It begins to study its own mysteries and creates magic. Golden Age: The gates to [Heaven] have been opened; humans are no longer just humans, and gods are no longer merely gods. Angelic Calamity: The departed god descends with angels, bringing unparalleled natural disasters. After banishing the angels, it leads the remaining humans to rebuild civilization. Post-Golden Age, Crisis Era…

Lin Qiu transmigrated to a parallel world and thrived on his past life's novels. Novels like *The Female Tenant*, *The Legend of Sword and Fairy*, and *Zhu Xian*... earned him the nickname "The Number One Dog-Dog Author of Online Novels" among netizens. However, this was mostly just verbal criticism; after all, having written so many tragic and morally questionable works, netizens assumed Lin Qiu must have some mental issues. Therefore, their attitude towards Lin Qiu was mostly one of concern. With the explosive popularity of a variety show, "Five Ha" (a popular online comedy show) became incredibly entertaining, both in its atmosphere and among its regular cast members. Concerned for Lin Qiu's well-being, netizens clamored for him to join "Five Ha." Lin Qiu initially refused, but thinking of all the aunties and older sisters in the entertainment industry... he decisively agreed! But what happened next... left netizens speechless. He named He Ge "Insect King, the High-Ranking Miss Chen." He affectionately called Chao Ge "Abi~囧囧囧!" He bestowed upon Lao Jiu the title "General of the Chariot and Cavalry Corner." He also managed to attract a large number of beautiful female celebrities. With Lin Qiu's addition, "Five Ha" became even more popular, and its fame soared. But netizens weren't laughing. "I work at 8 AM!! You write depressing works for us to see, and you're just a scapegoat?!" "Did you manage to hook up with all the top actresses in the entertainment industry?" "You deserve to die!!"

1V1, pure and sweet romance | Delicate and sweet girl | Almost no palace intrigue, purely sweet | Slice-of-life romance | Ruthless and decisive cold-faced emperor VS. A delicate and fragile beauty who cries at the slightest touch. Shu Yi is a well-known "porcelain doll" in the Imperial Kitchen. She has an absolutely stunning appearance, but is a real spoiled brat. She can't lift a finger, can't carry a heavy load, her palms turn red just from peeling a walnut, and she'll burst into tears if you yell at her. Her life's ideal is simple: to live a life of ease in the palace, save enough money, and then retire. Until that day, she was accidentally transferred to serve tea to the emperor. Rumor has it that His Majesty Chu Lin is cold-hearted, ruthless, and detests women who cry and act coquettishly. Shu Yi was so scared that she shrank into a ball, afraid of losing her head. However— In the imperial study, Shu Yi accidentally dirtied her fingers while grinding ink, her eyes instantly reddened, and she looked at the high and mighty emperor with a pitiful expression. Everyone thought she was doomed. But Chu Lin put down his vermilion brush, sighed helplessly, took her small hand, and gently wiped it clean with a bright yellow handkerchief, his tone more tender than ever before: "Why are you so delicate? It's clean now, don't cry." Later— "Your Majesty, Miss Shuyi says she's tired and doesn't want to walk." The mighty Emperor, the very one who ruled the court for a moment, picked her up in front of all the officials: "You're such a little princess, I'll carry you." In the three years since entering the palace, Shuyi had not only suffered no grievances, but had also been spoiled rotten by that cold-faced emperor. From a palace maid to the Empress who was the sole favorite of the six palaces, she was cherished by that man, pampered and spoiled beyond measure. Chu Lin: My precious darling, naturally I will give her the best in the whole world.

In the 21st century, 28-year-old Lan Narui, a wealthy second-generation, died in a car accident and traveled to the Beast Taming World, becoming the newborn daughter of that world's most powerful and financially powerful. In this new world, Xianyu's will may be suppressed, but it will never change.

Bai Yue transmigrated to Arknights and became a Sarkaz succubus, a race extinct on this land. He awakened the [Succubus Training] system, gaining succubus points by absorbing the life essence of others. These points have many uses: extracting various Mickey Mouse gadgets to strengthen the body and mind, and awakening various succubus abilities. He lived with the charming police officer Chen Sir, occasionally giving massages to the little tiger at the shop, and providing free medical care in the slums every now and then, while also maintaining a relationship with Sister Yu Xia. Life was leisurely and carefree. However, the Reunion Movement wreaked havoc both inside and outside Lungmen, and no one could remain uninvolved. There was no escape, so he faced the challenge head-on! But he gradually discovered... Wait, what?! What does it mean to become the Sarkaz leader?! How did I start the Reunion Movement again?! And why is the Emperor of Ursus even trying to claim kinship with me?! How did I become a high-ranking noble?!

Chiyo Gen, a good citizen of the Three Good Citizens, was forced to work by an unscrupulous two-dimensional god. What is the two-dimensional god?! Fall orz. In short, under the strong request of a group of two-dimensional believers, I, an ordinary [actually not ordinary] Yokohama nanny gloriously traveled through time. Although there is a system with no bottom line, in short, I became a genius in the eyes of the wooden pillars of the Demon Slayer Corps, including but not limited to creating the Breathing of Wood, becoming the darling of the Butterfly House, and being forced to marry by Fuzukawa. "Ahhhhhh, I told you it was an accident, don't come over." Everyone in the Demon Slayer Corps: Ahhhhhhh, kiss me, kiss me, why don't you kiss me! Fuzukawa, we hate you.