[Group Portrait] + [Not Invincible] + [Filthy Talk] + [No IQ Loss] + [High IQ Protagonist] + [Unlimited Flow]

On his nineteenth birthday, Yan Bujin was handcuffed in the interrogation room, charged with serial dismemberment.

The surveillance evidence is irrefutable and the routes perfectly overlap.

"It's impossible to surrender myself. No one can set me free."

The bathroom blocked the loli bear and rode the old lady across the street.

Genius, bad taste, bad, no moral bottom line, handsome guy.

Many people say this about me

————Unexpressible self-reflection.

Notice: Updates will be consistently at 9 AM. Any special circumstances will be explained in the synopsis. This article was first published on Jinjiang Literature City; please do not reprint it in any form. I maintain a high quality of work and will continue to update daily. Adding my author page to your favorites is definitely worthwhile! When Gilgamesh first met Gloria, he thought she was just a weak, constantly weeping foreign slave. —This kind of ordinary woman is nothing special; she'd be fine just for show in the harem, right? But Gilgamesh was deceived. When Gilgamesh saw Gloria again, she wielded a sword with her slender wrist and decapitated a lion. —This violent woman must lack any feminine charm! Then, Gilgamesh was deceived again. Marriage is a grave. So, to get revenge on Gloria, Gilgamesh dragged her into a grave. Time turned, and the Holy Grail War began. "Saber, lay down your sword and become my wife." The woman hidden deep within suddenly appeared: "In that case, should I offer my position and welcome my king to marry his new queen?" Mr. Jin, the idle man: Grass Reading Notes: ① The French Rose transmigrates to Uruk and falls in love with a barbarian (not really) ② The female lead becomes a Heroic Spirit, seemingly whiny, but tearing apart a bridge with her bare hands ③ This is a story written by Gilgamesh, a love story with no logic. Aside from Fate, it's a crossover of Bungou Stray Dogs, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Hunter x Hunter, various mythologies, Sword Art Online, Demon Slayer, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, K, etc. Many changes have been made; please do not look for the original plot in this story. Thank you for your understanding.

Marisa is the best in the world!!! A protagonist with a system is presented to the beautiful world of Gensokyo, but he's surprisingly a noob? Eleven, armed with the system, will endure many beatings in Gensokyo... (crossed out) What kind of story will unfold between him and the girl? Incidentally, the system is a scumbag system that loves to remain invisible (crossed out entire sentence). This is a mix of the first and second settings, including some of the author's personal settings.

The soul of a second-generation rich guy from a parallel universe traveled back to the year 2002.

From sightseeing to living seriously, I found that life is getting more and more outrageous.

If you don’t want to be a donkey or a horse, you can only be a cow or a horse.

The skills that were originally used to gain points became his hobby.

The young eunuch shouting "Long live the emperor" in the Forbidden City.

The Japanese soldiers were screaming and shouting in the dark smoke.

The Eastern Factory directly manages the Embroidered Uniform Guard, which is responsible for maintaining imperial power.

A silly son who can't express his sadness.

A father who will do anything to protect his daughter.

…

…

Looking back again in a daze, he realized that the road to becoming a movie star was full of wasted time.

"That night, the princess was stuck against the wall, and I pulled her out. She then offered to nourish me with elixirs..."

"You agree?"

"How could that be! I, Ding Sui'an, a dignified seven-foot man, would never sell myself for a few pills!" Ding Sui'an took out a Gathering Pill from his pocket and put it in his mouth, saying righteously, "Self-reliance and self-improvement are my bottom line as a person!"

"Then where did you get this Gathering Pill?"

Lin Zhe, a 21st-century college student, transmigrates into the body of a 6-year-old child. He wakes up in a room decorated with images of Action Kamen, confirming his presence in the world through the Nohara family's house number and the streetscape of Kasukabe. Shocked and bewildered by his childlike reflection in the mirror, he simultaneously receives the original owner's memories, learning that he is a transfer student at Futaba Kindergarten, thus beginning his new life in Kasukabe. ...

Please have a sweet and sour pork flavored mini cake~

[Cursed Episode + First-Person Perspective + Flower-Planting Rabbit + Friendship-Oriented, No Romance + Heaven and Curse + Mainly Slice of Life]

[The main character is male! A purebred male!!!]

My name is Jiang Yunqi. I am an ordinary flower-planting sorcerer who was forced to go to Japan as an exchange student after a mistake.

On my first day in Japan, I thought I should settle down properly, but one of my travel companions insisted on getting into a fight with me.

I decided to fight, but I think I went too far and accidentally made him cough up blood.

I scratched my face guiltily, noticing that his white hair had been dyed bright red.

Oh no, this kid didn't sign a liability waiver!

*

Having been in Japan for who knows how many days, I sighed silently while holding the mountain of reports, but something still felt off.

Wait a minute, has the Japanese sorcery community violated the "International Sorcery Uniform Agreement Act"?

Never mind, let's preserve the evidence first.

*

Two years and five months after arriving in Japan, I finally succumbed to the torment of rotten oranges, vomited blood, and collapsed to the ground.

Are you trying to make fun of me because I'm Japanese?

Upon waking up, I showed no mercy and, armed with the evidence I had gathered over the past two years, sued the Curse Supervision Association in the International Court of Justice for Curses.

The evidence was true, and the rotten oranges soon received news of a forced rectification.

With the starter trio becoming the starter family, the "iron rice bowl" (guaranteed job) for oranges (a type of Japanese anime/manga) has been lost.

The students at the college were all shocked.

Wait, their good days have just begun?

*

An interview many years later.

Reporter on the scene: "Mr. Jiang Yunqi, how did you manage to suppress the rotten oranges in one fell swoop?"

Faced with this question, I swallowed the sweet and sour pork in my mouth and fell into deep thought.

"Perhaps...because I understand the law?"

——

Mine clearance at the end of Chapter 1

A secret hidden deep in the heart, a game called the Great Turtle Shell Technique, nine mysterious and strange dice, the heir to the bloodline of God, the mission of rebuilding the Gods... Faced with all this suddenness, what choice will the young man punished by God make?

Remember the Holy Necromancer Ilex from "Throne of Seal of Gods," the man who said, "I hold the sun and moon in my hands and pluck the stars. There's no one like me in the world"? The Great Turtle Shell Technique he desperately sought has finally arrived!

Even in "Douluo Continent II: Unrivaled Tang Sect," the divine power he yearned for before his death is about to be revealed. Even gods cannot escape the effects of the Great Turtle Shell Technique!

A young man with extraordinary skills failed to pass the selection to embark on the path of a cultivator. Just when he adjusted his mentality and accepted this fact, several mysterious dice suddenly appeared. He suddenly possessed magical powers and was given the mission of rebuilding the Gods. The boy's life changed from then on.

Take a bowl, fill it with soil, count one, two, three, four, five. Plant a toad and it becomes a train, plant a soybean and it becomes a tiger. Cultivate a skillful craft, enjoy a lifetime of happiness without suffering. There are 360 ​​paths in life, but who rules each road? That carpenter is skilled, his ink lines divide yin and yang with a flick of his finger, his mortise and tenon joints subdue the eight directions. This blacksmith is capable, his furnace roars with iron fire, his hammer strikes a thousand times, splitting dawn and dusk. There's also a tailor with great ambition, his every thread shaping the world, his needle determining yin and yang. And then there's the cook with a ruthless heart, his iron stove burning like hell, his blade wielding wind and thunder, his bones as fuel. In Wansheng Prefecture, a thousand people, a thousand faces, ten thousand lives, ten thousand changes. Zhang Laifu stands in the sea of ​​people, laughing triumphantly, "Come on, follow me and enjoy happiness!"

[Breaking News: The Lost Bamboo Forest is filled with the noise of playing cards at night; the Scarlet Devil Mansion is buying large quantities of fashionable stockings from the dungeon; and the Hakurei Shrine is ablaze with green light. The notorious Black and White Thieves are repeatedly failing and their legs are trembling as they leave the cabin; the little girl who calls herself an S-class hero is exhausted and loses her focus. The purple-haired girl who can create monsters teams up with the puppeteer of the Magic Forest to create Mechagodzilla, which then engages in a duel with the three alien sisters. Is all of this a scheme by Mu Huai to overthrow the Yakumo family and achieve harem domination throughout Gensokyo, or is the Moon Princess pulling the strings under his table? To find out what happens next, please buy the next issue of the newspaper!] Kaguya tossed the newspaper in front of Mu Huai, squinting as she asked, "You're that shrine maiden's fiancé, isn't it a bit much to be flirting around like this?" "What flirting? This is all you and Yukari made me do! I'm doing this to save Gensokyo!" Mu Huai said, taking a sip of his goji berry tea, and replied confidently, "To save Gensokyo, I've traveled through worlds day and night, working tirelessly. Even if I haven't done anything particularly meritorious, I've certainly put in the effort. You can't just slander me like this!" (Two completed novels, each over a million words. Please feel free to add them to your collection and follow along! Author: Iron-Blooded Harem Man!)