【Original Western Fantasy】
"Why does this [Summoning Card: Goblin] wear a black mask?"
"Because it's a ruthless goblin."
"Then what's the use of it?"
"It can steal your opponent's wallet."
“I@#¥%, who※※taught you to do this??!”
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You can be creative when making cards, but you can't kill people.
——Excerpted from the memory of a victim
A thousand years after the disappearance of the undead empire, the little skull who grew vegetables was still farming his farm until the summoning channel was reopened.
"Are you hungry? I have grown vegetables for a thousand years and saved a hundred million bits of food."
"Is all this farmland abandoned? Can I grow something?"
"The princess's city can't grow vegetables on the mountain? Then I won't go."
"They want to collect my taxes and not let me grow vegetables? Kill them!"
Lin Mo traveled through time, and was also bound to a [Talent Anchor System].
As long as the popularity is higher, it can be exchanged for various talents.
With this system in hand, Lin Mo started the live broadcast as a [teaching anchor].
It's just that he found that his water friend seemed a little "dangerous".
I taught the water friends to draw by myself, and after seeing his extraordinary painting skills, the water friends sent out bullet screens one by one.
"Anchor, you are so awesome, can you teach us how to draw US dollars?"
For the effect of the program, Lin Mo began to teach everyone how to draw US dollars on the spot.
It's just that after the painting was finished, the fans started to revel.
"Boss Lin, I want to do it with you."
"Mr. Lin, I know where there is color-changing ink. When do you think I will be included in the gang?"
"What gang? We are a company, Mr. Lin. I'm in printing and have ten years of work experience."
"Mr. Lin, I was short-sighted before, and my dog's eyes looked down on people. I beg you to bring me one!"
...
Looking at the words of the water friends, when Lin Mo was about to say something, a burst of news made him completely confused.
"Internet Police No. 300174 has followed you!"
"Internet Police No. 25447 has followed you!!"
...
she wrote 3000 words bad review on the book full of complains.
Then she wore the book gorgeously! Become the proud eldest lady who doesn’t deserve to have a name in the book! Still studies in the same class as the villain!
The villain Yan Zhi is tall, handsome, and academic, the eldest lady instantly turns into a rainbow fart little fan.
**
the first time.
Yan Zhi: Don’t be nosy.
Jiang Yao: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, my brother’s voice is so good!!
the second time.
Yan Zhi: Don’t make any extra effort.
Jiang Yao: This angle of my brother’s face is amazing! Beauty sends me to death!
the third time.
Yan Zhi: Stay away from me.
Jiang Yao: My God! Brother’s expression is too handsome! The look in your eyes kills me!
**
Later, later.
He buried his head in the little girl’s neck: slender, I only have you.
He swears with a cold face: I am fit, your standard for choosing a mate can only be me.
Yan Zhi always believed that in this fishy and rotten world, only Jiang Yao was shining.
Illuminate his entire world.
Jiang Yang traveled to a parallel world and became a garbage undergraduate graduate.
He got married as soon as he graduated, and reached the pinnacle of his life. Then he achieved nothing, his family was poor, and he was unemployed at the beginning. He only had one skill. Just when he was in despair, his wife raised his chin, “I will support you.”
She took off her glasses, and the big devil who once made the singing world tremble came back.
after many years…
Jiang Yang watched Huayu being turned upside down under the ravages of his wife, he had no choice but to spread his hands, blaming only his company for dismissing him.
As for him, he is the only king of entertainment who can subdue the devil.
This book is also known as: [I am a man with BGM] [My wife is a big devil]
【Dog food, daily life, entertainment article】
A long time ago, the decayed main god space collapsed and disintegrated, and the wreckage was scattered in parallel universes, giving birth to a new space…
Countless ‘story worlds’ under control have also fallen into the void, regained freedom, runaway out of control, elevated to reality, and turned into reality.
At the same time, these “worlds” are polluted and corroded by the void, giving birth to greater fear and filth…
…
The space of birth feeds on the world.
They compete with each other, their tentacles penetrate through dimensions, invade different time and space, search for the legacy of the main god, drive the apostles to be minions, greedily tearing, seizing, devouring, and reclaiming one world after another, so that they can return to greatness.
…
The innocent eating melon and white waves with the legacy of the Lord God accidentally got involved in the parallel universe “Paradise of Fire” during a cross-border call.
After forcibly binding the demi-human blood, he became an excellent tool man who can repeatedly die, starting the legendary ‘dimension invasion career’.
[Vest flow, semi-invincible, Conan colleagues]
Interview with the protagonist:
Q1: What is your secret to becoming the ace shark player of the Black Organization?
Jiang Xia: “Take Conan to the target’s house for a walk.”
.
Q2: What’s your secret to retrieving the treasures stolen by Kidd many times?
Jiang Xia: “His accomplice is my vest.”
.
An interview with the detectives of Kexue World:
Q1: How do you view Jiangxia?
Detectives: “Except for solving the case too quickly + being unable to hold people back, there are no other shortcomings.”
.
Q2: As a high school detective, why not join forces with Jiang Xia to fight against the Black Organization?
Detectives (hurriedly wave their hands): “No no no, can’t tell him that the darkness of the world is too heavy for him.”
Mu Chun, who woke up after a burst of dizziness, didn’t know whether he had entered another personality or another universe.
The eldest daughter of the lawyer family told Mu Chun that he was the most promising inheritor of the school of psychoanalysis and the most gifted therapist.
This era is also very strange. All kinds of physical and mental diseases can be seen everywhere, such as mania, insomnia, dysfunction, persecutory delusions, transvestism… emerge one after another, but the treatment methods stay in the era of psychoanalysis.
Mu Chun just wanted to keep her own law and order, earn money to support her family, and coax the eldest lady to go home to become a lawyer, while she was dawdling in the community hospital.
The eldest lady stalked him to become the greatest therapist.
A lightning strike transmigrated Zu An into another world. In that world, he was known as the tr*sh of Brightmoon City, but for some reason, he was married to the gorgeous and highly talented daughter of the Chu clan?
What? I’m a transmigrator but I don’t have any talent for cultivation? Why are there so many people out for my life? And most importantly of all, how in the world did I get on the bed of my sister-in-law on my wedding night?!
It was a nightmarish starting point for Zu An, but fortunately, as a famed keyboard warrior in his previous life, the world gave him a keyboard in this life too so that he could turn things around. Through his trolling and flaming, he shall stand atop the corpses of his burned enemies and rise to the top of the world!
After a series of life-changing events, Pei Ge decides to start anew and rediscover her place in this world. She gets a new job, new friends and… a new boss whom she mistakes as a male host!
He helps her to get revenge on a back-stabbing friend, supports her when it seems that the world has given up on her, encourages her to be more confident about herself and even… messes up her blind dates!
With her strong working abilities and fiery attitude, she manages to climb up the ranks in the company (under the devious scheme of a certain CEO) and even gains a fan girl who can’t wait to be her sister-in-law.
As Pei Ge navigates through the ups and downs of office politics, family drama, finding her right partner and societal expectations, she realizes that things are not as simple as it seemed and everything she had believed in is tested…
The Big Misunderstanding:
“You a**hole! Why didn’t you use protection?! I’m pregnant!”
“…It’s not mine.”
“a**hole! You actually dare to not admit it?! I gave all my firsts to you! You jerk!”
…
At the gynecologist, she read her pregnancy lab report and was stunned: Irregular period.
The man raised an eyebrow and smirked, “Didn’t you make a ruckus about being pregnant with my child? Where is the child?!”
“…” Who is scared of who? Let’s make a bet!