After transmigrating to a parallel world, Gu Miao unfortunately finds himself as a semi-famous, "top-flow" celebrity on the verge of fading into obscurity. He awakens a "Star Assistant System" that paves his way to becoming an all-powerful figure in the entertainment world. He originally just wanted to slack off on a music variety show, but after a failed attempt to quit, the director practically begged him to stay, sweetening the deal. From that point on, his plans for a lazy life went completely off the rails.
Years later, a viral post titled, "Peeling back Gu Miao's identities, the case is finally solved!" sends the internet into a frenzy.
It turns out...
The god-tier songwriter "Immortal Jiang," whose tragic songs made millions cry? That was him.
The sharp-witted netizen who hilariously exposed other celebrities' fake personas? Also him.
The actor who went viral for playing a "crazy" and captivating male lead? Him again.
The secret boss behind the 6-billion-dollar video-sharing site? That's him too.
The public was stunned, his haters fell silent, and his rivals were speechless. The secret was too big to handle. Just when they thought there could be no more surprises, reporters dug into his past, revealing his struggles with Bipolar Disorder and the time he was cyberbullied by the entire internet.
His fans burst into tears. "It's all our fault! We let our idol suffer so much..."
But no one knows the truth: Gu Miao really, genuinely just wanted to be lazy. Who called him the king of hard work? This is a story about a man who just wants to chill but keeps accidentally taking over the entertainment industry with his many secret identities.
【Shura Field + Multiple Heroines + Daily Life + Lighthearted + Soft Rice + Emotional Flip-flopping...】
Ye Cheng was forced to reincarnate due to some rather unsightly reasons.
He returned to four years ago.
To smoothly lie flat this time, Ye Cheng brought forward the timeline of meeting “them.”
One year later...
【Stockings-loving crazy girl】: “Ah Cheng, I’ve been taking my meds properly lately, can you spend more time with me?”
【Airheaded little blonde who draws】: “Idiot, come quick! I found a scene you’ll definitely love! I’ll draw it for you!”
【Cool, black-haired senpai from the archery club】: “Cheng~ I missed you, I came to see you. Oh, and recently I...”
【Understanding professor onee-san】: “Xiao Cheng, come home early tonight, I’ll cook something nice for you...”
Ye Cheng: “...”
Looking at the messages on his phone, Ye Cheng fell into silence, wondering if something had gone wrong somewhere along the line?
Ed, who has transmigrated to a bizarrely mutated other world, relies on his innate ability to summon "players" from his original world to work for him. He describes his creations as "magical nuclear-powered donkeys"—a concoction of flesh, bone fragments, a nearly complete brain, all held together by vines and infused with a soul from another dimension. He affectionately calls them the "Pieced-Together People."
Just as Ed is planning to relax and let his players do all the work, he discovers that things are taking a strange turn. His players reveal that their own world is being eroded, and even more shockingly, the skills they learn in this game-like world can be used in reality. As nations from their world begin sending agents to learn from him, Ed, who is mistaken for some kind of cyber-instructor, finds himself reluctantly pushed into a position of great power. He exclaims, "How can I possibly take on the role of the Lord of Order? You've all brought me nothing but trouble!"
Four individuals with extraordinary backgrounds find themselves unexpectedly forced into debuting as an idol group:
Zheng Xun: A highly skilled assassin who trained for a decade to save the world, only to be "delivered" to the wrong place by his system. Unable to find assassination work, he's lured into an entertainment company by the promise of free room and board.
Cheng Jie: The archetypal CEO from a romance novel who spent ten years mastering domineering presidential quotes. After his own company goes bankrupt, he's forced to become an idol.
Huang He: The protagonist of a revenge story whose enemies were all mysteriously eliminated right after he transmigrated. His new boss, seeing him as a good luck charm, forces him to become an idol.
He Yuxing: A cultivator who time-traveled to the modern era by mistake. Unable to use his powerful abilities due to the lack of spiritual energy (mana), he's also forced to become an idol, swayed by the promise that his "powers" can be added in with special effects during acting.
Now, these four eccentric individuals from completely different walks of life are about to debut together as a boy band, much to the future regret of the agent who signed them all.
Good news—Ma Hongjun has traveled across Douluo Continent, and beside him lies a young girl waiting to be developed!
Bad news—it seems his spirit isn't the Evil Fire Phoenix, and he's a pawn of the gods.
Ma Hongjun, having traveled across Douluo Continent and become one of the Shrek Seven Devils, thought it was a perfect start, clinging to the God King Tang's leg to godhood. Unexpectedly, he discovered his spirit wasn't just a mere chicken-turned-phoenix, but the Ancestral Phoenix, a formidable enemy of the gods, standing shoulder to shoulder with the Dragon God.
Fortunately, there's always a way out: the Infinite Evolution System has arrived.
[You stole Tang San's spirit bone, twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 30 evolution points.]
[You stole Xiao Wu, twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 300 evolution points.]
[You gained the favor of the Silver Dragon King, significantly twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 3,000 evolution points.]
But as he constantly disrupted the plot, the entire Douluo World was torn apart.
[Your admirer, Xue Ke, forced Qian Renxue to abdicate in order to please you. Twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 500 evolution points.]
[Your secret admirer, Zhu Zhuqing, seized control of the Xingluo Royal Family and launched a war to gain your attention. Twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 700 evolution points.]
...
Bibi Dong: If Ma Hongjun is willing to join the Spirit Hall, he will be the next generation of Holy Son.
Poseidon: Sorry, Sea God, but I have a new god who is more worthy of my faith.
Di Tian: Although I'm a dragon, it's okay to occasionally play the role of a dog... ahem.
Gods of the Divine Realm: Please, Dragon God, please come back! We would rather be ruled by you!
Chen Fan woke up and traveled to the body of Tang Sanzang. He also obtained the god-level sign-in system. If he signed in every day, he would have unlimited magic power and unparalleled magic skills! The strongest Tang Sanzang in history was born. I am a monk who loves meat and wine. I punched the old Jade Emperor in the Heaven and kicked the Tathagata in the West! Sun Wukong: "Master, you can't kill anymore. The monsters are not guilty of death..." Zhu Bajie: "I am going to beg for food. Master said that there must be wine and meat, otherwise you will eat my pig ears." Sha Seng: "How can Master be more cruel than the eldest brother???" Gods and Buddhas in the sky: "Who asked him to come to obtain the scriptures???"
[Everyone changes their job + passion + sand sculpture + multiple professions + upgrade + defend the country + the protagonist is so handsome]
After traveling to a world where everyone changes jobs, Lu Sheng discovered that his task panel often malfunctioned, issuing some inexplicable tasks.
By completing tasks, he continuously gained charm value rewards and became the most handsome guy in the school.
At the oath-taking ceremony one hundred days before the college entrance examination, when the civilian goddess Qiu He confessed her love to him in public, the task panel unexpectedly issued another task.
What? Rejecting the school beauty allows you to switch to the hidden profession of Sword Immortal?!
What's the use of a woman? She only slows down my sword drawing!
After becoming a Sword Immortal, Lu Sheng collected all the famous swords, including the Seven-Star Meridian Sword, the Rock Dragon Sword, the Tai Chi Dustless Sword, and the Mad Dragon Judgment Sword.
[Sword Controlling Technique], [Sword Stepping], [Blue Lotus Sword Song], [Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Origin]...
Each professional skill is powerful and terrifying!
Seeing him in white clothes as white as snow, with a flying sword under his feet, killing people every ten steps, and leaving no trace in a thousand miles, the other job-changers were jealous and crazy:
You, the Sword Immortal, might be handsome, but how come you're so ridiculously strong?!
[God of War + Single Female Lead + Comedy]
A certain Confucian and Taoist master: "In terms of immeasurable merits and virtues, I am not as good as Chen Tianxing!"
A certain Sakyamuni Buddha said: "Donor Chen has a deep affinity with Buddha. I am ashamed to be inferior to him!"
The monks of the Demon Realm: "We had no choice before, now we just want to be good people under the leadership of the leader..."
A newbie on the righteous side trembled in fear: "Newbies, if you don't understand, just ask, are the big guys talking about the murderous and evil old demon Chen?"
Xiao Chen travels through the world of Ben10 and unlocks the sign-in system. Every sign-in can strengthen the alien!
Ding, the flame man binds all the moves of Fire Fist Ace! Binding is successful! Ding
, the little warrior gains experience in designing Iron Man's suit!
Ding, the four-handed king gains power enhancement, ancient martial arts boxing!
Vilgax: "Why can your flame man knock me away with one punch?!"
Archimes: "You are the best candidate for Omnitrix!"
Tian Xiaoban: "Xiao Chen, when will the anti-Volgax suit be strengthened again?"
Tian Xiaowen: "You are the hero in my mind!"...
(Succubus + Chasing Husband + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Campus Life + No System + No Rebirth + Sweet Abuse)
Only licking one person is called being a sycophant, with nothing to show for it.
Licking ten people at once is called being a sea dog, never getting what you want.
If you can turn being a sycophant into a profession and make a fortune, that’s called having it all!
……
It’s well-known that Lu Xing is a humble sycophant, loving the cool and aloof campus beauty, Wei Qingyu, to the core!
Wei Qingyu herself also thinks so.
But what she doesn’t know is that Lu Xing is also…
A cold and charmingly mad professor, a pe*verted fan girl, a cool and scheming popular opera star, a gentle and wealthy aunt, and the sycophant of a fiery and proud school bully!
After making enough money, Lu Xing plans to stop being a sycophant and leave.
But those women are unwilling and directly start a chaotic battlefield of chasing husbands, turning it into a pyre!
……
Years later.
Seeing Lu Xing achieve success and surrounded by goddesses and campus beauties, everyone asks for his experience.
“Clearly, we’re all sycophants, so why do you have it all?”
Lu Xing smiles slightly.
[“I’m more noble than you. I came here to make money!”]