First of all, my surname is Uchiha. Hmm... and inside my body is a sealed Sukuna.

Not once did I try to reconcile with Sukuna. Once I confirmed he couldn’t break the seal, I began to ruthlessly exploit him.

With my Mangekyō and Domain Expansion unleashed, the strongest Bloodline Elimination in history was born—

—— Slashing Release!

Without the slightest hesitation, knowing that my acting wouldn’t fool the Third Hokage and others, I fully displayed my true Uchiha nature from beginning to end.

There was no betrayal, and absolutely no clan massacre.

We, the Uchiha clan, will rebuild Konoha from the ashes!

(Not having watched Jujutsu Kaisen is fine—this just borrows some character settings, with some creative liberties. But if you haven’t watched Naruto… why are you even here?)

"Chi Xiu traveled across the Douluo Continent and became the young master of the Purple Star Sect.

Since he was six years old, Chi Xiu discovered that whenever he woke up, he would be randomly teleported to the side of a certain Douluo female character, and he would gain different benefits based on the strength of the female character!

Teleport Bibi Dong at the beginning!

Obtain the god-level martial soul Shura Sword, with innate full soul power!

From then on, Chi Xiu lived a life where he could wake up to become a beauty in Douluo... oh no, he could become stronger!

Advanced skills, natural treasures, god-level martial spirits, everything is available!

Seize Tang San's opportunity, punch Yu Xiaogang, KO Dai Mubai with one sword, and give every Douluo character a warm home!

…

He spent ten years like this, becoming stronger whenever he woke up. When Chi Xiu, wearing a mask, was about to show his talent in the Continental Youth Soul Master Competition, he was finally discovered by Bibi Dong, who had been searching for him for ten years!

Bibi Dong: So, your name is Chi Xiu!

"After transmigrating into the Naruto world, I awakened the [Netherworld Livestream System]—a platform that connects to the Pure Land!

From that day on, the Pure Land gained a money-grubbing, scam-artist streamer...

...while the shinobi world inherited an unstoppable, flower-stealing demonic prodigy!*

During the Fourth Great Ninja War, when Kabuto unleashed the [Impure World Reincarnation] jutsu to summon fallen legends...

...the first thing the Edo Tensei zombies did wasn’t obeying Kabuto’s orders.

No—driven by sheer hatred, they defied the caster’s control and stormed off to hunt down that bastard streamer instead!

Kabuto: "What the hell?! Since when?!"

Itachi: "…Don’t tell me they’ve all mastered Izanami?"

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the 18 princes led by Yuan Shao attacked Dong, but were brutally killed by the enemy general Hua Xiong.

At this time, a voice came from the sky.

"Three Kingdoms, please answer!"

Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jian, and Hua Xiong were pulled into a question-answering space.

The first question, in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", who was the one who killed Hua Xiong with warm wine?"

"A. Lu Bu; B. Guan Yu, C. Cao Ren, D. Sun Jian."

Dong Zhuo stroked the fat belt tied to his body and analyzed with great confidence.

Although Hua Xiong was not as brave as my son Fengxian, he was also brave and could not be killed by an unknown person.

Who is Guan Yu? I have never heard of him. It can't be him!

In his previous life, Zheng Chuan, who worked as an undercover agent, personally sent his criminal father-in-law to the execution ground. What he didn’t know was that his wife, already pregnant at the time, suffered a miscarriage from heartbreak. In despair, she jumped off a building. The moment she fell, Zheng Chuan lunged forward, and the two of them plummeted from the seventeenth floor together.

When he opened his eyes again, he had returned to ten years ago.

On one side was the chance to restore his father’s police badge—an honor and duty as a police officer. On the other side was a father-in-law who valued loyalty and righteousness, and a mother-in-law who treated him like her own son. And then there was Shen Li, who deeply loved him, and the two children who never even had the chance to see the world.

How should he choose?

Is this world truly black and white?

A mission? Uphold justice and punish evil?

To hell with that…

[Rivals + Martial Sisters + Fake Death + Comedy + Dual Systems + 1v1 + Constantly Courting Death + Strong Desire for Revenge + Double Transmigration]

A comedic drama-queen transmigrated senior sister vs. a cheat-carrying, sharp-tongued, unhinged, vengeful junior sister.

Liao Sichou suddenly transmigrated into a xianxia novel and was bound to a "villainess support system," tasked with constantly opposing the female lead and raising her "disgust value." Once it hits 100, she can happily go home!

Liao Sichou squinted at the righteous female lead Gu Ningmou and thought—easy! Fortunes? I’ll steal them! Romance? I’ll sabotage it! Her main mission: be evil, lawless, and over-the-top. She monitored the disgust value daily, and finally, under the system's guidance, she successfully schemed her way into becoming the big villain—Demon Lord. Now all she had to do was wait for the heroine to skewer her like a candied hawthorn stick and she could die dramatically and go home.

When Gu Ningmou came knocking, Liao Sichou saw the 99% disgust value floating above her head and grinned. After so many years of being a thorn in her side, all she had to do was kiss her! That should push the value to 100!

When Gu Ningmou stabbed her without mercy, Liao Sichou grabbed her and kissed her.

Disgust value: 100% success!

As Gu Ningmou stared at her in shock, Liao Sichou whispered in her ear, "Junior Sister, actually… I’ve always liked you. But! Goodbye now, I’m going home—don’t expect me to take responsibility!"

She smugly prepared to leave.

Gu Ningmou's expression turned icy. She touched her lips and sneered, "System! Rewind time! I want to see exactly where she thinks she can run to."

Liao Sichou: ??? Why do you have a system too? And why is yours better than mine?!

Forced to rewind over and over again, Liao Sichou found herself cornered by Gu Ningmou, eyes brimming with tears.

Liao Sichou: "Junior Sister, wait! It was just a joke that day!"

A demonic force descends upon the land, spreading evil everywhere. Facing unemployment, Duan Mingyuan decides to return to his old ways.

He iterates and updates his gameplay, embarking on a second venture.

Fellow demons, if you have anything to grudge, resent the boss who put me out of work!

Years later, during a media interview, the demon mentor, Mr. Mingyuan, remarked:

"Yes, it was just a simple job change."

"What?"

"What do you mean by 'I'm the demon'?"

— The large-scale documentary "How the Demon Was Made" continues to air for you.

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Invincible story, featuring a single female protagonist and effortless swordplay.

Over 1,000 words of work guaranteed to be complete, so feel free to enjoy!

The live Q&A system has arrived in Teyvat, and everything is starting to get turbulent. People are either doing stupid things or on the way to doing stupid things.

Thor: Let me try the sword, fall down .

Traveler: I am Kamisato Ayaka's dog.

Paimon: Paimon is not an emergency food.

“Dad, if you don’t take this chance to win Mom’s heart, I’ll disappear because history will change!”

Wu Shen thought he was destined to live a lonely life…

Until one day, he wakes up to find several girls appearing in front of him—each claiming to be his daughter from the future!

Wait—how did I suddenly become a dad?!

Huh? I think you’ve got the wrong guy...

What’s that? Your mom is Kasumigaoka Utaha?

You’re saying your mommy is Shiina Mashiro?

Your mother is Yukinoshita Yukino??

And your mom is Yakumo Yukari?!

And so, in order to save his adorable loli daughters from vanishing,

Wu Shen sets out on a grand romantic conquest across timelines.