I had an older sister who became a school idol, but she was a yandere;

My new friend is a white, rich, beautiful girl, but she is a yandere;

I found a wounded girl on the roadside, she said she was an elf, but she was a yandere;

A Digimon popped up in my computer, and she evolved into a girl, but she was a yandere;

My childhood sweetheart transferred back to school. She said she became a god, but she is a yandere.

There are yanderes all around me, but I won’t die because I can be resurrected infinitely.

In Su Qi’s own eyes, he is:

【A miracle carved out of humanity across the ages】

【For all that is sought, I shall grant it】

【The glory of my race etched upon gravestones】

【For all that is threatened, I shall protect it】

In his sister’s eyes, her brother is:

A guy she barely makes eye contact with once a day, almost completely absent the rest of the time, always holed up in his room tinkering with who-knows-what.

……

Their lives were supposed to have little to do with each other.

Until one day.

Su Qi crafted an equipment card for an online girlfriend he’d never met.

His sister fell silent when she saw the “white stockings” that arrived.

【Card can evolve】

【Complete any of the following conditions to trigger evolution】

【Condition ①: Devour one hundred higher-tier cards】

【Condition ②: Complete one “Heart-Pounding Adventure”】

……

What is a Heart-Pounding Adventure?

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner): Equip the card, then invite “Su Qi” to admire it.】

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy): Equip the card, invite “Su Qi” to touch it, and evaluate its texture.】

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Intro): Equip the card, and invite “Su Qi” to…】

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge): Freely combine the following words—“bro,” “come,” “bro,” “me,” “please”—into a complete sentence and say it out loud…】

“Please, bro, help me analyze the key mistakes both sides made in this match…”

She let out a long sigh of relief. This should… should be as hard as it gets, right?

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Self-Destruct Level): Please secretly check the galgame titles hidden in Su Qi’s E drive folder】

(Tags: Clone Army · Overpowered · Lazy Protagonist · Hidden Boss · Comedy + Action)

Su Yang was just a low-level servant in a backwater sect.

No talent. No future.

He thought he’d be a salted fish for life.

Until—he unlocked a broken cheat: Unlimited Clone Creation.

His plan?

Let the real body hide safely in the sect, while sending billions of clones across the heavens to steal treasures, kill enemies, and power up the main body.

Enemies saw one of his clones and laughed:

"He's alone! Beat him up!"

Next second—thousands of people surrounded them.

"WTF?! Where did all these people come from!?"

One minute later: all enemies... chopped into meat paste.

Su Yang: “I am a man of virtue. I strictly believe in using many to beat the few.”

One clone becomes ten.

Ten become a thousand.

A thousand become billions.

Until one day—every realm, every world, every corner of the multiverse was ruled by his clones.

Su Yang (lounging lazily in his sect):

“Now it’s finally safe. The whole multiverse… is mine.”

Gu Zian was hit by a dump truck and brought to India, and he turned into a cow.

If it was anywhere else, he would never accept it, but the place he traveled to was India.

In this magical country, cows live better than most people. In Tianzhu, cows are the incarnation of gods.

One day, when he was wandering around the streets, an Indian man with his sick child knelt down in front of him and kowtowed, and a strange prompt sound suddenly rang in his ears.

[Power of Faith +1]

[Obtain Primary Healing Skills]

At this time, Gu Zian found that he seemed to be able to really turn into a god.

Many years later, when Gu Zian was lying in a magnificent temple, with a beautiful girl serving him, countless Indian officials and wealthy businessmen knelt down outside, just to ask for a bubble of his cow urine.

"Hehe~ Commander, are other foxes fun?" Li Cheng was confused when he heard Akagi's words. What about everyone's promise to protect themselves? As an old salted fish who had half abandoned the game, Li Cheng inexplicably came to his own naval base while playing the game, and the one who caused all this was the profiteer Akashi who had been cheating him of his money. In addition to feeling sorry for his own Conqueror Fox, Li Cheng wanted to see his own naval base with his own eyes, but was stopped by Akashi. "Commander, the naval base is now full of scary ship girls, meow~ Do you really want to go back now instead of waiting for the Royal White Eagles to come back and go back together?" "A real man should be brave to face the yanderes! They are all my ship girls! Brave commander, don't be afraid of difficulties!" "But recently Taiho Akagi and the others have been saying scary things, meow~ For example, tying up the commander..." "Um, when will the Royal and White Eagles come back?" Although the ideas of several people are good, it is a pity that they seem to have been influenced by Ron Taiho and others, and the rest of the people have also become a little abnormal.

New book has been published.

[Douluo: Live Q&A, how did it become your personal show?]

Su Tianfang traveled to Douluo Continent.

Become the controller of thousands of systems and marry Bibi Dong at the beginning.

Bibi Dong: Who dares to say that I, an old cow, am eating young grass?

Qian Renxue: Are you crazy? You actually want to marry him?

Su Xiaodu: Xueer, don’t talk to your mother like that.

…

Tang San: Why is it that all systems abuse me when earning points? And mine is the abused system?

Tang Hao: "Xiao San, calm down. This is a blessing. From now on, you will be responsible for causing trouble and getting beaten. Won't that make you stronger? Daddy is here to avenge you."

Dai Mobai: Will you become stronger by being abused? I plan to give Zhuqing to someone else. This kind of self-abuse should earn me a lot of system points, right? Xiaosan, why don't you also...

…

Yu Xiaogang: Damn it... He married my first love, sent me an invitation, and even asked me to bow to heaven and earth...

Juhuaguan: My name is not on the list of the top ten beauties in Douluo? I don't accept it.

Chao Tianxiang: I'm the most beautiful woman in Douluo? Please don't make such jokes about me.

…

Asura God: The laws of survival in the human world are in chaos. All gods, follow me to the mortal world to destroy the Spirit Hall.

Su Tianfang: Are you qualified to talk about rules with me?

Douluo: I am the Master of Thousands of Systems

Douluo: Madam Bibi Dong, Killing Like a Crazy Man

[Multiple Heroines] + [Genius] + [Lighthearted] + [Sweet] + [Gradually Ruling the World]

“Is it true there’s a conspiracy theory that you’ve already taken over the world?”

“No, that’s false. I just want to slack off.”

“Then what’s your relationship with the Emperor of the Human Race, the King of the Beasts, the King of the Winged Tribe, the King of the Sea Tribe, and the King of ■■?”

Xia Jiuyuan fell silent. After a long pause, he finally said:

“Can we not talk about that?”

“Wo...” The reporter panicked and shouted, “So the conspiracy theory is true?!”

He traveled through the Journey to the West and became the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong. He also had a system that could help him practice automatically while lying down. He was so familiar with Journey to the West that he had to go to the West to obtain the scriptures because he was crazy! With his understanding of the world of Journey to the West and the help of the system, he will stand at the top of the world of Journey to the West in this life, overlooking all living beings, stepping on the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and living forever!

The world's top mid laner fought his way to a triple crown, only to be riddled with injuries. He was given a new life, free to play games but not to pursue a professional career. With a masterful bomb, what could he do to achieve financial freedom? His mission after rebirth was to become a famous livestreamer, earn money, and flirt with women, living a carefree life. But when Chen Yian appeared on the stage of the S10 World Championship, he had only one question: Why is the whole world forcing me to go professional? ... This book has also been called, "I Really Didn't Want to Go Professional," "I Just Want to Be a Small Streamer," or "You're the One Who Forced Me to Go Professional."

Li Yang traveled across the Douluo Continent and awakened his masked martial spirit at the age of six. He possessed innate full soul power and could summon nine black shadow armies.

Su Yuntao: What a pity, your martial spirit is a mask. Even if it was just a farm tool, I could still take you back to the Spirit Hall.

Li Yang: Ninja team, go catch some prey.

Tang San: I seem to be attacked by a black shadow.

Dai Mubai: Looks like I’m going to be unlucky again!

Ma Hongjun: Every time they burn us bald...

Oscar: You are the only one who is still intact. I really don't want you to practice this secret book...

Ning Rongrong: Grandpa Jian was shaved bald again by the shadow soldiers...

Looking at the bald Sword Douluo, Ning Rongrong thoughtfully prepared a hat for him, but the color was a little hard for Sword Douluo to accept.

…

On the day when Wuhun awakened, the system of recruiting disciples from all realms was activated.

The more talented the apprentice is, the greater the reward will be.

Before he knew it, Xiao Wu, Qian Renxue, Zhu Zhuqing, Bibi Dong... were all accepted as his disciples.

…"