[System + No Female Lead + Funny + Immoral + Bad Morality]
At the peak of madness lies true insanity, and with me, Tan Feng, madness is guaranteed!
After his soul transmigrates into a cultivation world, Tan Feng gains two systems.
Not only can he be resurrected, but he also gets rewards for stirring trouble and running away.
Tan Feng decides to embrace immorality to the fullest.
When others go treasure hunting in caves, he releases chili smoke into them and dumps chili peppers into their spiritual pools.
He even digs up the ancestors of his enemies and puts them up for auction.
He’s an expert in framing others and shifting blame.
He opens a company dedicated to causing trouble, where even fighting or having children requires permits and taxes, or else you get arrested and auctioned off.
His infamy spreads throughout the cultivation world and beyond to other realms.
Put aside personal integrity and enjoy the life of immorality.
Rather than restrain yourself, it’s better to go crazy and bite people.
(All the female protagonists are included) I was a minor character at the beginning of the game, the righteous master? Don't panic!
My wife will lend you some luck!
My arrogant fiancée broke off the engagement and rose to prominence!
My gentle junior sister is smart and steady!
My little fox is soft and cute!
And there is a witch who is greedy for my body!
So steady!
... Little Sword Immortal Master, listen to my explanation! Put down the sword! Don't step on me! ! !
Kevin: I have a pair of magic eyes, a pair of magic eyes that record the past and engrave everything about heroes.
It will choose the son of the times, and I will follow him and witness his bravery and decline.
Because of it, whether I like it or not, I walk in that magnificent epic.
I am called... a man of miracles by the world.
Sand sculpture point:
Kevin: I have a master named Scathach, she wants to stab me every day.
I found a husky named Fenrir, he only knows how to destroy the house.
I have two maids, named Slud and Brunhilde, they are both Valkyries.
I have an apprentice, the goddess of ice and snow Skadi, she always wants to stab me on behalf of the master.
I have a pair of cheap twin sisters in Asgard, the god of light and the god of darkness.
I have a cheap father in the continent of Erin, the god of light and the sun.
In fact, these are not things worth showing off, right?
If you owe 30,000 yuan, you should treat the creditor as your father and beg him to give you a few days' grace.
If you owe 3 trillion yuan, the creditor should treat you as his father and beg you to live well.
Yang Chen traveled through time and became a legal person of a company with a debt of 3 trillion yuan. The original boss of the company ran away, the company went bankrupt and liquidated, and the creditors pursued his joint liability. At the critical moment, Yang Chen bound the system of [Why should I pay back the debt owed by my ability], and from then on he lived like an emperor.
Late at night, Yang Chen posted a circle of friends.
"I'm so tired, I don't want to live anymore."
The creditors were all panicked.
The boss of a supplier: Dad, what's wrong? I opened a private room in the club, there are many girls, come quickly!
The president of a bank: Dad, why do you say that? I will let the new A4 waist beauty manager bring food and oil to your door to comfort you.
A contractor: Boss, come out and wash your feet, you won't be tired after washing.
The boss of a luxury car dealership: Dad, don't make a fuss, I'll let my sister drive a Ferrari to take you out to play for a night, just don't delay her class tomorrow morning.
The boss of an entertainment company: Dad, what's wrong? Didn't you let the newly signed artist accompany you to play at sea for three days?
...
System: The host refuses to repay Mr. Li, and the system rewards super electric car technology, with a pure electric range of more than 2,000 kilometers.
System: The host refuses to repay the bank, and the system rewards the ability of the god of investment, and everything you buy will increase.
...
It's not a debt I owe, why should I pay it back?
"We have traveled to a world where martial arts is respected and there are thousands of races."
"There are also strange beasts."
"My Master, you have to keep us alive. Our survival depends on you."
"What a joke! You're just a strange beast! Look at me sliding down and slamming it!"
"I'll shovel too!"
"Huh? It looks like we stuffed it to death."
“6。”
……
"Can you guys be quiet for a moment? My head is going to explode."
Qin Ze couldn't help feeling overwhelmed when he saw the countless versions of himself around him.
But I'm here anyway.
As a human being, being happy is the most important thing.
Qin Ze straightened his clothes and raised the corners of his mouth.
"Remember, from now on you must call me Captain."
That year... Zhou Yang, an honest man who had just obtained his driver's license, crashed the camera of a makeshift film crew. He was penniless and could only sell himself to the crew to do odd jobs. He originally thought that he would be free after working until the film was finished. However!!! When the fraud director ran away with the assistant director, and he was almost mistaken for a fraud accomplice by the long-legged beauty investor, the honest man Zhou Yang was dumbfounded. "I take the blame? What can I do?" "God, my major is electronic information technology, and I am just a wireman. I know nothing about making movies..." "..." [Wu Ma Xing]
[Detection target: Garp]
[Can be conquered, expected successful reward: 400,000 points]
[Note: Although I don't know how crazy you are to detect an empty-nest old man who picks his nose every day, there is no doubt that you will get an extremely amazing points reward by conquering this great navy hero]
Bang!
Noxia turned off the attribute panel expressionlessly, thinking that there must be something wrong with this silly system.
There must be a limit to joking, bastard!
...
When I was going all out to move towards the dream of becoming a strong navy, I accidentally got a plug-in called the Love Cell Culture System. If you successfully conquer it, you can get points reward!
"I, Noxia, can have what I have today, without any external help, all thanks to my own efforts!"
On the battlefield, facing the surging Whitebeard Pirates, Noxia's face was calm and his eyes were cold.
"Deep Blue, add some points!"
(Reasonable harem text, limited female protagonist, not a brainless stallion, dog food plot is only for adjustment)
Miss Asatake Kano is a real time traveler.
It is not a soul travel, but just a fetal travel.
Therefore, she has her own family and friends in this world.
Fifteen years have passed in the blink of an eye.
Everything in the previous life is like a passing cloud of smoke. She can remember it, but that's all.
Occasionally she sighs, but there is nothing special about it. It's just a plain look, just like flipping through a book.
However, there is one thing that makes her quite happy.
As a boy in her previous life, she liked to play GalGame.
Especially the works of Yuzu Society, the leader of the waste cute, she is particularly fond of them.
And the world she is in now, if nothing unexpected happens, should be the pinnacle of Yuzu Society, which is called "Thousand Loves and Flowers".
Why?
Is there any need to ask? The answer is very simple.
[Anti-cliché, light and funny, no romance]
Qian Ziyong just graduated from college and suddenly got a strange system — the "Lose Money System." The rule is simple: the more money he loses, the more real cash he earns!
Losing money? That sounds easy!
He takes over a failing supermarket and starts doing everything wrong on purpose, hoping to lose tons of money and farm rewards from the system. But instead… things go completely opposite! Customers rush in like crazy, and he makes a huge profit!
Qian Ziyong is furious!
He opens a chain of bubble tea shops, hot pot restaurants, shopping malls, even builds smartphones, computers, cars, and chip machines — all trying to lose money.
But the more he tries to fail, the more money he earns!
All his businesses accidentally become No.1 in their industries.
Qian Ziyong: "Why is it so hard to lose money?! I can’t live like this anymore!"
Because of an accident, he accidentally became the tragic hero of the Re: Zero world, Natsuki Ang. He thought he was going to experience the tragic life of infinite death, but he got the life option system and got the Samsara Eye with the power of the Six Paths. Since then, the tragic hero who was full of regrets and pain disappeared. Instead, he was replaced by Natsuki Ang, the philanthropic immortal who beat Lai Aotian with his bare hands!