In the legendary era of girl bands, forming a band was like getting married, and holding a live show was like having a party. So, what was the meaning of disbanding a band? Against this backdrop, a boy named Yuto Asai receives a call from his childhood sweetheart, Suyo Nagasaki, whose band has just disbanded: "Please, let me forget everything." "???" A thoughtful Yuto replies, "I can't let her be a widow any longer." While they're forming a band and holding a live show, a beautiful girl with white hair and heterochromia appears and tugs at Yuto's sleeve: "Live together, aren't you?" Suyo exclaims, "Is this cheating?" Kaname Rana shakes her head: "I'm not here to break you up, I'm here to join you."
After Jingu Jin inherited a financial company from his grandfather, he became a financial manager with a large number of clients. But when he officially took over everything, Jingu Jin found that many female clients were unable to pay back the money, and they also asked to repay the debts in other ways. Isshi Iroha: That... President... I will be your secretary and work to pay off the debt, okay? I will work overtime with you in the evening! Kasumigaoka Utaha: I will be your virtual girlfriend to pay off the debt. By the way... do you still want me to wear stockings on a date? Yukinoshita Yukino: I will find a way to pay you back! Also, my cat can do backflips, do you want to come and see? Mizuhara Chizuru: I recently took on a new drama. Let's discuss the script together late at night? I will pay you back after I get the salary! This book is also known as "How I went from a creditor to a boyfriend", "As an honest capital, I just want to collect debts", and "About the debtor lady wanting to be my girlfriend".
Rebirth 02, Lu Liang obtained a gigolo system. As long as he succeeded in eating gigolos, he could increase his skill points. However, the gigolo was too good to be true. After refusing 99 system tasks, the system exploded.
Lu Liang originally thought that he could only rely on his talent to survive in the domestic entertainment industry in this life, but he never expected that the correct way to live off others would be after the system self-destructed.
"Ding! Congratulations to host Cheng Hao for obtaining the Helping Others system. As long as you complete the tasks issued by the system, you can gain skill points. Helping Others Target: Lu Liang."
"Ding! Congratulations to host Gao Yuan for obtaining the Best Partner System. Find your best partner, Lu Liang, and become his business partner to receive skill points as a reward."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, Fan Bing, for obtaining the "Turning Back" system. Find your trustworthy partner, Lü Liang. Complete the task and help Lü Liang publish a physical comic book to earn 1 skill point."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host..."
In this way, one after another, these gigolos appeared in Lü Liang's real life, and many wonderful, interesting, and hilarious stories happened between them. ...
(Not following the main storyline) (To liven things up) (Star Iron Idea King) (Becoming a genius at the beginning)
Lin Yi came to the world of Bengtie and for some reason was invited by Boshizun to become a member of the Genius Club.
False geniuses with no real substance can only muddle through and improve themselves.
"Imprison a large number of bountiful creatures into a miniature cavern and launch them at sub-light speeds combined with a warp. Upon impact, send the coordinates to Lan with the message 'bountiful creatures are here'. I call it the Earth-shattering Star."
"Breeding insect swarms to generate inexhaustible wetware electricity and provide computing power"
"Let Cunhu swallow and multiply, allowing the comet wall to grow on its own."
"Compile a moral sword hanging over our heads to force the newly born people of abundance to follow family planning."
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The whole thing started to get going after a hundred chapters, and the genius gang of troublemakers is expanding.
[Zero Zone + Vivian + Single Female Lead + Cloud Raising Girlfriend + Krypton Gold Enhancement + Cultivation System + Late-stage Reverse Transmigration]
"...I don't want...I don't want this ending!"
After watching the plot of Absolute Zone Zero 1.7, Gu Lin admitted that he was addicted...
Once you get high, you tend to be impulsive, and once you are impulsive, you tend to spend money.
Who would have thought...
Ten hits in one go, Vivian's painting is full.
Another ten-hit combo, the Bird Star Dream is at full level...
Looking at the untouched film and the account with several more withdrawals than before, Gu Lin fell into deep thought:
"Wow, Vivian, my Vivian, why are you so good to me? I clearly bought 20 orders without spending a penny, and even got a few extra draws. Wow, Vivian, my Vivian..."
"No! I want to spend money! I want to buy grain! I want to buy action figures! I want to buy peripherals! Don't stop me, I want to spend money on Vivian! Even the gods can't stop me—"
Then, Gu Lin found a new game test invitation in his mailbox——
"Cloud Girlfriend·Zero Beta" invites you to participate in the internal test.
"There's such a good thing? Start charging!"
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I'm Vivian.
I don't know how many times I've taken shelter under an overpass, how many times I've huddled in a damp, dark trash can, waiting to die...
Just when I thought my life was over, the public telephone booth suddenly rang.
"Hello... Hello, who are you looking for?"
"Open the cardboard box in the alley to the left of the phone booth. The things inside may be able to help you..."
The gears of fate begin to turn
(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)
(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)
When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.
Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"
Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.
Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.
Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.
Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.
Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."
From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.
It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.
Shenxiu, who had just traveled to Naruto, faced the biggest crisis - he traveled to the period of the Second Ninja World War and to the border of the Land of Fire.
The good news: he was picked up by someone, who happened to be the Third Raikage, so his life and quality of life are guaranteed.
Bad news: He discovered that the system he obtained could only get rewards from people like the Third Raikage who had a significant impact on the ninja world, so Shenxiu began his journey on the road to death.
Shenxiu said that there should be three major pleasures in life: survival, beautiful women, and pissing off dad!
[Soul swap + listening to inner voices + cute baby + group favorite + funny + metaphysics + very crazy and very happy]
Yuan Yuan was reborn after the sacrifice, and was reincarnated as the daughter of a tyrant who was replaced as the prince by a cat.
As soon as she opened her eyes, she was faced with the tyrant's "complete confiscation of property" and was sent to a "brothel".
The world is about to fall apart! She is less than a month old and can't even speak. How can she save herself?
Yuan Yuan: I’m dying! My tyrant dad is going to sell me to a brothel! Wuuuuuu…
Tyrant: Where does that sound come from?
Yuan Yuan: You jerk dad, I am your biological daughter! The one in your palace is fake!
The tyrant locked his eyes on Yuan Yuan.
Tyrant: Monster! Die!
Yuanyuan is shocked! The tyrant wants to kill her!?
The next second, their souls exchanged.
Yuanyuan: Fortunately I put away the sword quickly, otherwise I would be dead!
Destiny Chart: If you die, you can become emperor! If you can't die, he will die.
Yuanyuan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!
So Yuanyuan kept committing suicide.
Yuanyuan: Hehe, I peed on my tyrant dad, kill me now!
Yuanyuan: If I spit all over his face, will he kill me?
Yuanyuan: No! I won’t wash my feet! I want to stuff my stinky feet into my scumbag dad’s mouth!
The tyrant's veins were throbbing with rage!
He can hear her inner voice, okay?!
Famous scene 1
"Your Majesty! This is bad! That evil spirit is using your body to cause trouble again~"
The tyrant who was attending court ran into the baby's body the next second and watched the evil spirit eating and drinking in his throne room.
After taking a Liuwei Dihuang Pill, my life is in my own hands.
That day I traveled to the movie and television industry and became a security guard in the Night of the Returning Soul.
That day, a strange eye appeared in my body, and I met Long Po from the Yin-Yang Road, the descendant of Uncle Nine from the zombie family, the First Commandment...
That day I found out that my uncle was Ada, the tiger of the serious crime squad, Aqi with a kitchen knife on his waist was my cousin, and Du-Sheng, who had special abilities, was my cousin.
There is an amusement park next to the community, called Curse Park.
The girlfriend said something was wrong with her office.
The old lady in the building next door actually secretly raised corpses.
…
Aunt Mei came to see me that day.
For example, in the American variety shows, there are A Nightmare Street, Return of the Living Dead, The Conjuring, Annabelle, The Nun, The Exorcist, Alien, Silent Hill, and The Flash...
【System Supplier + Behind the Scenes + Invincible + All Heavens and Worlds + Funny】
"Ding! The Zhutian Wholesale System has been successfully bound!"
"Ding! The Wanjie Chat Group invites you to join..."
Each person has one system at the beginning.
..........
Fahai: I, a Buddhist monk, a gangster system?
Fahai: Buddha, why did you betray me?
Everyone, in the main hall, have you ever seen a Gatling gun emitting blue light?
Ning Caichen: Dear fans, welcome to Heaven on Earth. No. 666? No, that's my Nie Xiaoqian.