(Time travel, Warhammer, funny, the author likes to play some historical memes, anime memes, celebrity memes, novice Warhammer fans, the Warhammer flavor may not be obvious, if there are any mistakes, please bear with me!)

History enthusiast Qin Xia was eating hot pot and playing StarCraft 2 when suddenly a whirlpool appeared in front of him and sucked him in.

When he came to his senses, he found himself back in ancient times. In order to return to the beautiful life of eating hot pot freely, Qin Xia had a great dream, which was to make a fortune in ancient times.

He made sugar and soap, just like in all time-travel novels, and everything went smoothly. But the weather was cold, and a yellow robe was inexplicably draped over him?

"This is tying me up in injustice!" After three refusal and refusal, he successfully became emperor and led his army to govern the country, focusing on water conservancy, agriculture, and military affairs. Finally, after finally unifying the world, he suddenly discovered that his father had brought him a huge nutrition chamber.

"This can't be..." Looking at the familiar Terra Wind, and the big golden guy waving at him outside the door.

What the hell is this for? (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ)))

"As a special meritorious official, a legendary military leader, and the youngest general ever to be elected, could you please share the secret of your success?"

"No love."

"You mean to not be bothered by love, not be swayed by emotions, and to focus on making achievements and serving the country, right?"

“That’s right!”

The next day, Qin Feng almost vomited blood while reading the newspaper.

"As a special meritorious hero and a legendary soldier, can you share the secret of your success?"

"More romance."

"You're saying that love motivates you to forge ahead, to overcome obstacles, to help you overcome numerous difficulties and reach the top. You think that couples who support each other are more likely to achieve success, is that what you mean?"

“That’s right!”

Because of this interview, young people enthusiastically signed up to join the army, and the marriage rate and birth rate in China have seen a surge in growth, with military marriages accounting for the majority...

[Decisive killing without chastity + many beauties + illustrations + do whatever you want + stress relief + space + cold-blooded selfishness + arrogance + easygoing life + sand sculpture explosion + hold on to the wall + survival + abstract + crazy writing + god-level system + villain + leaving the community is more fun]

Also known as "Traveling through the apocalypse, I'm so tired every day!"

[Treat the enemy as devils! ]

The apocalypse is coming, stocking up on supplies? Sorry, I start with unlimited supplies!

Build a safe house? No need, I have a system to bless the house.

When order collapses and human and animal nature intertwine,

A bottle of water can make a proud school beauty bow her head, and a chicken drumstick can make the beautiful neighbor wife show her talent!

Lin Feng, a courier who has no relatives and is looked down upon, awakens his system the day before the end of the world.

Others are struggling to survive in the end times and are starving.

He starts with unlimited supplies, a strengthened body, and can take off on the spot!

English? Learn! Love? Get lost! Not even a dog can talk about it!

As Lin Feng left the community, zombies, people with special abilities, and mysterious organizations appeared one after another.

He gradually discovered that this so-called apocalypse was not a natural disaster...

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After leaving the community, as the system upgraded, Lin Feng's operations became more abstract.

He treated all his enemies as devils, which was very funny...

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Some minion tags:

"School beauty, dancer, female manager, foreign horse, female star, female anchor, transformation girl..."

"Space: In the early stages of this book, this refers to the infinite space of resources the protagonist gains. Later on, spatial abilities will be awakened and used for attack."

[City + Modern Cultivation + System + Classic of Mountains and Seas + Transformation + Gou Dao]

【Multiple Lilies】

In Yudu, the 90,000-meter-high Kunpeng flew over the city, causing a world-destroying tsunami.

In the East China Sea, a 5,000-meter-long snake destroyed cities built of reinforced concrete and razed the four Dongliu Islands to the ground.

One-legged owls, giant rat armadillos...

After waking up, Chen Bai traveled to Shanhaixing.

The good news is that she turned into a girl, the bad news is that this world is not very safe.

In order to live a peaceful life, Chen Bai spent half of his lifespan, reaching the pinnacle of the immortal path, surpassing the nine heavens...

I, Am a Living Yama; Empress Advises Me to Stay Calm

Yang Yi crossed over and unexpectedly awakened the Poison Expert System.

Empress: “The enemy country has already been destroyed, and there is only a seven-year-old child left in the palace. We are hesitating, what shall we do?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty, I believe that since this child dared to expose herself, there must be someone hiding. First, pretend to spare her, and then secretly return to see if she has any younger brothers or sisters hidden in the secret passageways. ‘Take care’ of all of them(Kill), and then make a grave for them and pretend to mourn for three years. If anyone comes to pay their respects, they must be her accomplices, and we can eliminate them all!”

Crowd: “???”

Is this guy a Living Yama alive!???

Empress: “You were supposed to provide disaster relief, but you’re adding sand to the porridge? Are you the Living Yama?”

Yang Yi: “Let’s see if it works to save refugees, Your Majesty.”

Empress: “Now there are rumors out there that the reason I remain single is because I like women. How should we deal with this damage to my reputation?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty’s reputation is of the utmost importance. As a strategist, I’ll sacrifice myself and imp**gnate you, and the rumors will naturally dissipate!”

Empress: “Then get rid of those vixens, you scoundrel!”

Waking up under a sky-high bridge, I've become Ai Lama's Jinchuriki, and my uneasy journey into True Honkai Impact 3 begins.

"Stigma Mei Arc"

"Get out of here! Herrscher of the Sky, what right do you have to touch my prey?"

"It's as if I ate your girl... Go find that coward over there. I left everything she had there."

"There's no Herrscher of Lightning. I've always been that coward, someone no one expected of me, until I met you, the scammer..."

Do you accept this ending?

Will I once again sacrifice one-fourth of my life to reverse the world for her?

"Anna Arc"

"Leave, Mo Yi... This is my mission."

"Mo Yi, do you want to fly? Let Tianwu be your wings, and go bring her back."

In Artificial Collapse, Crimson Knightmon, True Crimson Form, save the one I love!

《End》

"If we can meet again, will you accompany me to see it through thousands of mountains and rivers?"

"Cricket, a bug of End, let's teach her a good lesson."

"This is the final Crimson King!"

The gathered wishes will awaken a new miracle and become a shining road -

let's go, Alma!

How do you build a harem?

With sweet talk, heroic rescues, and money, first taking their bodies, then their hearts?

No, no, no.

Give, accompany, offer tenderness and sincerity, help them thrive, and then make excessive demands.

If rejected, double your giving, double your companionship, double your giving.

Let them obsess, toss and turn, experience a mixture of joy and sorrow, until they finally give up, drown in happiness, and never leave you again.

[Refreshing story + high IQ + protagonist rarely loses, daily life and main storyline intersect, the world view is similar to the special episode + animation combination, the pace is slightly slow, it is definitely exciting to read patiently, and a high-quality exquisite wallpaper is included at the end of the chapter]

The young man is calm and composed, and acts in a low-key manner, but things always go against his wishes and he is pushed to the forefront, thus being forced to reach the peak of his life.

Xiaohui, a time traveler, was once a genius, but now at such a young age he has no desires and wants to just live a peaceful life.

But the young elves are unwilling to be ordinary and just want to work hard to become stronger. The phantom elves in the team are also not easy to deal with, and the elves looked down on Xiaohui at first.

Xiao Hui has no interest in the popular paths of gorgeous competitions, gym competitions, performing arts conferences, sports meets, and concerts. Unfortunately, he has also successively provoked elf hunters, evil organizations, and mysterious thieves.

During this trip, Xiaohui did a lot of jaw-dropping things.

On the other hand, the legendary elves are also secretly acting for the boy.

(ps: Special forms have been designed specifically for the three main Sinnoh families. The early stages are mainly for daily life, the mid-term battles with villains, and the late stages are mainly for battles with mythical beasts)

After waking up, Mingyao found herself transformed into a tabby cat and successfully became a garden bully.

Tail sweeps fallen leaves, punches bully dogs!

Until she picked up a wounded rare snow fox, and couldn't help but touch its fluffy tail.

Hmm... so soft.

Addicted...

Facts prove that you have to pay back for what you do.

Later, for countless days and nights, Mingyao was wrapped tightly by the furry tail, and there was no way to say no~

...

The tragedy happened more than once.

No matter what Mingyao dressed up, you could see a familiar figure.

Sled dogs, long-tailed tits, giant pandas...

Beiyan was everywhere.

Until one day, Mingyao found herself turned back into a human, and Beiyan, who had always been with her, became a 1.9-meter-tall silver-haired handsome man.

His thin lips hooked, and his dangerous eyes fell on her: Do you still want to touch the furry tail?

Mingyao: !!!

Su Luo transmigrated to a parallel world. A video of him modeling before his debut went viral, making him the fastest top celebrity ever to crash and burn. But unexpectedly, he activated the [Resentment Collection System] —as long as he triggered someone emotionally, he could trade their rage for entertainment works!

Well then.

Su Luo decided to go all out and offend everyone equally!

Fan: “Got any recommendations for harem power-trip novels? The kind where the guy keeps collecting girls and slaps faces all the way!”

Su Luo: “Absolutely, bro. Try My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant. Perfect for reading alone at night. Guaranteed satisfaction!”

After reading:

Fan: “All the female leads are gone by the end, and the guy dies alone?!”

Fan: “What the h*ll?! Who wrote this crap?!”

Fan: “Lured the dog in just to kill it?!”

Su Luo: “Not to brag, but that would be yours truly. ^^”

[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

Fan: “Got any recommendations for an action-packed, hot-blooded battle manga?”

Su Luo: “Try Attack on Titan! Totally epic fight scenes—teens slashing titans, insane comeback arcs, Wings of Freedom is ridiculously cool!!”

After reading:

Fan: “Don’t tell me… the author of this manga is also…”

Su Luo: “Bingo. That’s me too, hehe ^^.”

[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

“Want to hear something soothing and healing?”

“Let me see~ To Ease Sorrow, Mercury Records, The Lonely Patient… How’s that? Depressing enough for ya?”

…

When a reporter asked Su Luo if he wasn’t worried about pissing everyone off and getting blacklisted in the entertainment industry, Su Luo was overjoyed:

“Blacklisted? That’s amazing! Honestly, I wrote my resume backwards—celebrity on the side, full-time male model.”

So!

Worst case, he’d just quit the scene and go back to being a male model~